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Forgetful


I'm no passing fancy, you know. 🍀🌸

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This story is a sequel to Cadance Hunts Down Ponies With A Love Shotgun


Long story short...

Keep weapons out of the hooves of children.


Popular on 6/30/20

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And afterwards, Flurry filled it with Love Potion and went on a whaaughpage!!

Should you be shot with Flurry Heart's arrows, consult your doctor as soon as possible. He'll tell you that there's nothing they can do, and he'll give you a consolidation pat on the back.

Side effects of these wounds include a desire to snuggle, cuddle, kiss, caress, care for, and spoil your significant other, as well as death from cuteness overload, diabetes from the sweetness overload, and violent internal hemorrhaging from your heart beating too fast, which can lead to a violent, guesome end.

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Well love does hurt...

Also proves that when you're shot through the heart, it's just too late.

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Chaotic love everywhere. xD

Loved the random craziness in this and the original story.

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...And you're to blame. You give love a bad name!

*epic guitar*

I can only imagine that would work out even worse.

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I bet Discord really loves the Armor Family.

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Thank you.

Happy it hopefully helped you laugh, if only a little.

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You're very welcome.

Oh it did indeed.

:twilightoops: She got you too?
:moustache: Two? I'm fine but she got a whole load
:duck::heart::heart:
:facehoof: What about her?
:moustache: I'm not complaining
:rainbowlaugh: and neither is she!
:pinkiegasp:

On that fateful day, the Crystal Kingdom knew what it was like to love and fear.

These two stories are just so gloriously silly and I love it. Help I think i've been hit.

With a mom like that I can understand Flurry heart doing this

Flurry only wanted to imitate her mommy, is not that bad

One word.
Yes.

There’s a mighty Python reference in there somewhere I just know it

What's next? A love nuke?

"Excellent, we can corner her inside! ~ Assemble your best stallions and meet me there!!" Cadance let a large sigh of relief escape her muzzle.

"Actually ma'am, I think I need medical attention. ~ My heart is about to burst with affection and tolerance!" The guard lifted his hoof up to show a single arrow sticking out of it.

"You're barely hurt, assemble the guards!!" Cadance huffed in anger, darting off inside with thoughts that she needed far tougher stallions, running through her mind.

"Yes ma'am…" The guard sighed as he spun around, several dozen arrows plunged deeply into his backside pulsed in pain.

this had me ROFLMAOing so hard

The more I read this story, the more I see 'Angel with a Shotgun's vibes

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