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Sarcastic Brony


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It's not something Anon thinks about a lot but one tough day in school is enough to bring up a question that's been bothering him for awhile.

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Comments ( 35 )
Knives #1 · 1 week ago · · ·

Pretty good. Sad and sweet. I like it.

This story was short but sweet, good job Sarcastic :twilightsmile:

P.S. Would be interesting to see a sequel One-shot where we get to see Anon in his teenage years or him meeting Luna for the first tim

crazyone #3 · 1 week ago · · ·

The sequel: Celestia smites ponies

Arxsys #4 · 1 week ago · · ·

I donno, I’d say the best weapon is a platoon of marines without getting their dip replenished, only getting tuna MREs, and living on Rip its.

Point them in a direction and everything dies.

:moustache:

Solid story though.

Anon the Teen: "Oh my god, Mom, it isn't a phase!"

It's up to you to decide what 'not-phase' he's talking about.

This little story just gave me an idea for a new story.:raritystarry: A pretty sweet short, though.:twilightsmile:

Sipioc #7 · 1 week ago · · ·

Sequel: Anon raised by Daybreaker.

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I'd say that on that diet, mostly the things they're facing *away* from would die. Is chemical warfare legal in Equestria? :trollestia:

... a Anon fic that doesn't revolve around them banging the cast? Damn, I don't go for Anon fics, but you caught my attention with the idea

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That's basically all my Anon fics in a nutshell.

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That they do or that they don't bang the cast?

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Hmm... thank you, I might take a look then

Aww, this was so sweet! :yay: :heart:

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Hey now, Meals Refusing to Exit is a 3 maybe 4 day punishment in of itself. :trollestia:

Damn you made Anon a savage at the end there. Good story overall, but I think that ending gave me whiplash...

This is a very beautiful story. I didn't see any story like this before. Great!

Yes. Roll credits. :twilightsheepish:

UniqueSKD #19 · 1 week ago · · 6 ·

Am I adopted?

No. Of course not, little one.

You were bought off Ebay at a heavily discounted price.

"And Anon kept inviting colts and fillies from school to come to the castle and play. As the days went by, fewer and fewer students were going to Anon's school. Hushed whispers went between the nobles of the court, fearful of the slight change in their ruler's disposition. Parents, seeking their missing children, came before their princess. They left in tears, eyes widened in horror. Their cries of dismay echoed through the halls.

As for Anon?

Well, suddenly he had a lot of new brothers and sisters."














What? Did you think I'd kill them? You guys are monsters.

That was a fluffy story.

Aww, this was just so sweet! Another great story. I'd love to see a continuation, or maybe a brand new story with this premise (Kid Anon and Momlestia). Seeing Tia as a mom is always heartwarming.

"We destroy our enemies when we make friends with them."

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Anon is Calvin confirmed

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Calvin, as in the underwear brand?

That's a bit rude, don't you think?

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Holy shit, I can see replied to names again! It's not just numbers anymore! I'm too excited about this.

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Wait, was that really a thing? An old follower of mine made a comment somewhere about not seeing names and replies and stuff before, but I could see them just fine. Are you joking with me or was that really a thing happening for people?

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I think it's just my phone that's broken...
https://i.imgur.com/DqMI4Le.png
On my laptop, it's fine.

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Pretty sure that's how mobile works, just numbers.

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Huh. TIL thanks.

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>tuna MRE's

not even the dead know peace

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gonna have to give it to chocolate, i dont feel like spicy would do well in the military but sweet always has a place. most of my mre's i end up with are the ones near the end of their life. use them for camping and operating memes. brother brought back some new ones and tuna is actually created by satan.

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Come at me bro. Jalapeño cheese is the holiest of holy. :twilightangry2:

Anon gives the colt a look of pity.

“It makes sense now why you would pick on me. My mom loves me no matter what I am. It must be hard not having unconditional love from your parents.”

Wow... he addresses the problem, confronts the colt, sums up the core issue, all with good intentions and a respecting attitude?

Like a boss, kid.

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