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Sarcastic Brony


Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

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Anon's life has been simple since he appeared in Equestria. However, one night, everything changes as he finds a child unlike any other on his doorstep. Does he have what it takes to take care of her? With the help of his friends, he might have a fighting chance.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)
Art by Mimicpony

Chapters (25)
Comments ( 289 )

Ah yes, glad to see this made it! I’m so excited for where this could go!

NAONI!? that picture makes me think anon had a kid with lyra and she is the results (loving it so far can't wait to read more)

Well we all know who that mare is and I have an idea why she did it.

This is interesting.

So is there a reason why Lyra gave up her daughter instead of being happy with him and her together:rainbowhuh:

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Hmm the little girl hair color and coat color on her legs said otherwise unless u we’re just using that pic and meant a different description

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Here's a tip to keep in mind. Don't comment unless you read the story. Thanks.

8524495
will lyra be in the story?

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Can't say for sure. It's possible.

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i will take that as a maybe kekeke

Hmmm. This is cool stuff. I hope this story is long.

So, white fur, red eyes, is a DJ, I wonder who it could be.

All joking aside, will the pony in question be in this story?

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There's a chance but not for awhile.

Intresting... *Grabs Popcorn*
This has gotten my attention.... Will there be more in the nearfuture?

Looking real good so far.

You have my attention.

Romance tag? Hmm; who is falling in love I wonder?

*inhales* A certain DJ has some splainin to do. Y she do dis an no speak anon? Will Lyra finally get her hooves on the booty? Find out next time on Dragonball Z. -Lyra always comes for the booty-

He looks down with a bit of surprise. It looks like someone left a basket at his doorstep.

Anon got spooked and lit a match, throwing it onto the basket.

"I have seen too many horror movies to know this cliché" Anon said as he shut the door behind him.

*Roll Credits*


But on lighter note, this is really good. I'm hooked for more.

Also, should this have a mystery tag on this? Seeming as we don't know who the mother is or is this mainly focused on Anon's responsibility of looking after the child-foal-thingy?

Fascinating......continue.

urg to d'aww rising

AJ you my Boo!

This was awkward but sweet at the same time.

Have come to a decision: I like this.

Gonna leave this here though:

Things I hope to see here-

-warm and fuzzy with daddy and Faith

-birthdays, holidays, etc.

-Heartache, a touch of being different troubles but not super heavy, make her as confident and strong as her mother.

-Faith tries to push her Dad toward another pony for romance My vote: AJ

Brining home a special Somepony.

It's nice to see they are all willing to help out Anon. I also want Faith to call the Mane 6 her aunties and have Spike be her big brother~

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VOTE FOR MAMA AJ

Eh, not really feeling the Aj ship, it just doesn't feel right.

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God mother at minimum for being the first to feed her.

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Though I disagree, I respectfully ask whom is a better fit at this early stage?

It's not like this is unheard of in human culture; wet nurses have been a thing pretty much throughout human history.

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It seems a bit early to say, but honestly, when I think about any of them, none of them really have that sort of click that makes me want to see more of it.

Though this could potentially change.

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That’s fair. But full disclosure; if it leans AJ will that ruin it for you or will it be okay?

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I depends how it plays out, I would hope it wouldn't.

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i just got a flash back to a bloodborne boss at the menchine of wet nurse

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this this is adorable and it needs to be a story

Alright, you've caught me. Let's see where this goes.

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AJ's the most believable out of any of the Mane 6.

well i know AJ's reason for helping at least

Interesting Fic can't wait to see where it heads!

*inhales* yes.

Now what’s wrong with AJ? Can she not have kids?

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i belive so that or she had a still born

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That was one thought I had, or maybe she likes Anon and he already had a kid... she feels he’s taken now? Maybe?

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thats possible but that wouldn't explain the basically brand new crib

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Awww, now it kinda makes sense. Poor Jackie.

I just get the feeling that friends wouldn’t go to the lengths that you girls are going to help me.

Anon must've had some real shitty friends on earth.

so is powdered formula not a thing

So happy to another satyr fic made, this is one of the best i've seen so far. I hope you continue it and I really look forward to where you take this story.

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