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False Door


If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

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  • 36 weeks
    Maudifications

    My sixteen year old Toyota Prius died a couple of months ago. I ended up replacing it with a lightly used all electric Hyundai Kona because it's a good commuter car and that's what 95% of my driving is. The car is fine. I don't really have any complaints. It's just that it's medium warm gray and I have a hard time finding it in a parking lot. It occurred to me the I should probably put some kind of nerd stickers on it so that I can spot it easier. I've never actually decorated any of my cars

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  • 68 weeks
    The Craziest Thing Happened to Me...

    A short while ago, a user reached out to me on FimFiction to tell me they were making a video adaptation (in Spanish) of my story 'I Have No Wings and I must Fly' for their grimdark fanfic channel. (That was my first MLP fanfic. I wrote it when I was only 1.5 seasons into the show. In fact, I started watching the show in order to do research for the story.) Anyway, I told them that that sounded really cool. I followed their channel, planning to check out their content at some point. I forgot

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  • 86 weeks
    My New Book is Out!

    Exciting news for me. The book I've been writing since the end of 2016 is live and available for free download RIGHT NOW. It's my first full length novel, clocking in at 92k words. It’s a significant personal accomplishment because I've never been able to weave a story over 60k without it stagnating or becoming riddled with filler. I've been trying to write a 'real book' by my definition for 14 years and this is the first time it feels like I

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  • 93 weeks
    Summer Sin Celebration

    I'll be participating in the Summer Sin Celebration writing exchange this year. Not because I'm some clop fiend but because I'm enamored with the idea of being part of a group writing project where you put your own spin on someone else's prompt. I don't write clop without plot; I'm always going to need some intriguing hook besides copulation to help power a story. It's my

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  • 98 weeks
    My New Book is Finished

    Exciting news for me. I finally finished the book I've been writing since the end of 2016. (I did take a 1.5 year hiatus in the middle.) It's my first full length novel, clocking in at 92k words. It feels like a significant personal accomplishment because I've never been able to weave a story over 40k without it stagnating or becoming riddled with filler. I've been trying to write a 'real book' by my definition for 14 years and this is the first time it feels like I actually pulled it off.

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False Door Approved Films

  • Requiem for a Dream
  • John Carpenter's The Thing
  • The Lighthouse
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things
  • Insomnia (1997)
  • The Machinist
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Apocalypse Now
  • O' Brother, Where Art Thou?
  • Fargo
  • The Shining
  • Jacob's Ladder
  • We Need to do Something
  • Vivarium

A Note on Stories

Pretty much ALL of my stories are dark or sad. They often end up being Requiem for a Dream but with ponies. My endings run a narrow range of bittersweet to horrible. I don't set out trying to include all the illicit content; it just creeps in while I'm writing and refuses to leave.

If you ever make fan art based off of any of my stories, for the love of God, link me to it!

I'm poor and have kids, (who are not allowed to read most of my stories.) If you want to support me buy one of my books, (not fanfiction.) They're all sci-fi and/or horror.

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I make them in Adobe Illustrator. When I occasionally use a photo (usually of a texture) I get it from Unsplash. A lot of the fonts are just from free font sites.

What do you use to make the covers for your stories?

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Oh okay that sounds good and do you know what you are going to be doing today?

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