• Member Since 8th Feb, 2014
  • offline last seen 7 minutes ago

Dustchu

Author of self inserts and lover of Rainbow Dash, never regretti your spaghetti. Patreon

Dustchu Joined 8th Feb, 2014 · Offline

Buy Me A Coffee

The Solution to Zebradom, Fall of Equestria, and the False Changelings.

Step One: Lock 'n Load

Step Two: Open Fire

Step Three: More Guns

Step Four: Old School Guns

Step Five: Shoot the Runners

Step Six: Burn the Stragglers

Step Seven: Cleanse The Land

Final Step: Dispose of the Remains in a Friendly and Safe Manner

Funded, approved and provided to you by the Administration of Dustchu Incâ„¢

The Side Box

Owner and Founder of:
Fallout: For The Background Characters | The Kickassverse | Tavern of the Goobers | The Caribou Hunters Club | Remnants of Humanity | The Pun Army

Important Links:
Twitter | DeviantArt | Patreon

Dustchu's Stat Screen
Handles and Nicknames: Dustchu | Hunter | White Latios | Dee | King of Goobs
Sex: Male
Appearance: How do I describe the dirtiest possible trashcan in thirteen words or less?
Relationship status: Existing
Species: Human
Occupation: Author, Artist, up and coming Youtuber, Gamer.

Nothing but Rainbow Dash












Fun stuff!

I want them to go on tour together, under the name Falling Dragons.

Holy shit I love her, she's so cool.

This is catchy as fuck.

If you didn't laugh, you are a horrible person.

This deserves more views, because of what it is.

Dont lie, this plays in your head whenever a fight breaks out...
hehe.

Music is good for the soul.

Long live Soviet Pone! )OoO)/


Feb
11th
2019

Want Some Aids? · 11:45pm February 11th

You guys should totally join my buddy Intricate's server.

Disguise's Playground

Lots of fun times to be had.

Report Dustchu · 30 views ·

Dustchu's Front Page

Big works

  • What It Means A human from our world is sucked into a world of magic and fantasy, and goes on the adventure of a lifetime! by Dustchu 50,569 words · 136 · 28
  • Return: Tales of the Lost After six years of being missing, the CMC, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom have finally returned home to Ponyville, but not without a story to tell. by Dustchu 49,742 words · 150 · 12
  • Without You Without him, she'd be lost to the dead. Without her, he'd be lost to insanity. Together, a human and pony will come together to survive this monstrous filled hell known as Raccoon City. by Dustchu 36,022 words · 94 · 8
This is my stuff that'll literally never update when you want it! \o/

My Best Work... So You Guys Say.

My top works, from least to most.

Muh Blessings

Stories that continue my own works, but are written by other people I've given my blessing to write.

Dustchu's 'UBERAWEPICDARY' selection of sex in the form of words

  • My Little Dashie What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box? by ROBCakeran53 12,524 words · 12,521 · 824
  • Phoenix Wright - Turnabout Storm! A famous racer is found dead in the Everfree, and Rainbow Dash stands accused of his murder. Can an Ace Attorney from another world uncover the truth and prove her innocent, or will Rainbow Dash be banished to the sun for a crime she didn't commit? by Firesight 436,614 words · 1,756 · 66
These are stories that is sex in the form of words... THEIR BODY IS REEEEEEEY-DEEEEE~

Orgasmicly Delicious

  • Camaraderie "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers." - Francois Fenelon by walk-in closet brony 58,155 words · 155 · 8
  • Endless Joy Pinkie continues to try to make her human friend smile. Nothing's worked, yet. by Soul_Seeker 12,453 words · 95 · 5
  • Pinkie's Sweet Tooth Pinkie Pie travels through the Mirror Portal...But she doesn't return alone. by Atreyu 17,337 words · 27 · 6
  • For Lack of a Better Word Human-in-Equestria, 1st-Person present time. A love story. by Gunsmith 89,267 words · 848 · 31
  • Night Mares Drafted into the defense of Equestria, the Crusaders volunteer to embark a series of dangerous operations behind enemy lines to cripple one of their chief technological advantages, a revolutionary spell matrix that Twilight refers to as the "radio." by NCMares 34,626 words · 1,102 · 27
Stories I want to make sweet hot buttery love to all night long.

Even More Favorites! Because Orgasms... eue
1170

THE CRAZY TRAIN - BRING YER OWN SAETBELTS! WE AIN'T GOT NONE!

668 users follow Dustchu
Dustchu follows 273 users
Comments ( 607 )
  • Viewing 603 - 607 of 607
Dustchu
Dustchu #606 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
Reply

2701355
*puff puff pass*

Lord Weesus Christ
Lord Weesus Christ #605 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
Reply

Psst... hey, yeah you. *passes you a lit joint* Take a toke, inhale the smoke, and lets get this chain a rollin’
Pass it to another person and let’s keep the chain going.

Kody The Ultimate Brony
Kody The Ultimate Brony #603 · 3 weeks ago · · ·
Reply

my computer is acting retarded, it keeps on randomly saying...

  • Viewing 603 - 607 of 607
Login or register to comment

Hideouts
336

Absolute Trash
31

Dustchu's Sodding List of Things To Accomplish

[X] Become a Brony

[X] Find favorite Pone: Rainbow Dash
(She's my one and only~)

[x] Reach a 100 Story Views

[x] Reach 500 Story Views

[x] Reach a 1,000 Story Views

[x] Reach 2,500 Story Views

[x] Reach 5,000 Story Views

[x] Reach 10,000 Story Views - 11/6/2015

[x] Reach 25,000 Story Views

[x] Reach 50,000 Story Views

[ ] Reach 100,000
--------------------------------------

[X] Have a Story reach a 1000 views : http://www.fimfiction.net/story/254322/a-night-with-rainbow-dash

--------------------------------------
[x] Reach 10 Watchers

[x] Reach 25 Watchers

[x] Reach 50 Watchers - 9/2/2015

[x] Reach 100 Watchers - Tavern of the Goobs is Built - 12/9/2015

[x] Reach 250 Watchers

[x] Reach 300 Watchers

[x] Reach 500 Watchers - 1/27/2018

[ ] Reach 750 Watchers

[ ] Reach 1000 Watchers

[ ] Reach 1500 Watchers

--------------------------------------

[X] Become Well Known

[X] Become Mildly Famous

[ ] Become Famous

--------------------------------------

[X] Write a story that hits the Popular Stories List

[X] Write a story that hits the front page
Booyah

[ ] Write a story Worthy of Becoming One of 'The Big Ones'

--------------------------------------

[ ] Get Interviewed by someone

[ ] Get Interviewed by Someone On the Site

[ ] Get interviewed for a story

--------------------------------------

[X] Get Fan Art for a story: Achived, but I lost the links.

[X] Get cover art drawn for a story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/266383/vengeance
Thanks again to the artist for drawing that, you beautiful person you! :D

--------------------------------------

[ ] Create a Universe that becomes popular

[ ] Read a story someone wrote for my universe

[X] Create a Group for said Universe

--------------------------------------

[X] Wonder why I wrote this crap

[X] Keeps it up anyway

[X] Smoke Weed Erryday

Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!

Stats

Page generated in 0.162 seconds
Total duration
1,508 users online
1,246,838 hits today, 1,392,650 yesterday

• Site Statistics

FIMFiction

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2019

• Privacy
• Cookies
• Staff
• Licenses

Follow & Support Us

Support us
Patreon Chat!
Discord Follow us
Twitter

MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2019 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®