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Dustchu


I'm an author, more specifically an author with far too many ideas than it's healthy to have. Also help support me if you wanna.

The Solution to Zebradom, Fall of Equestria, and the False Changelings.

Step One: Lock 'n Load

Step Two: Open Fire

Step Three: More Guns

Step Four: Shoot the Runners

Step Five: Burn the Stragglers

Step Six: Cleanse The Land

Final Step: Dispose of the Remains in a Friendly and Safe Manner

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The Side Box

Owner and Founder of:
Fallout: For The Background Characters | The Kickassverse | Tavern of the Goobers | The Caribou Hunters Club | Remnants of Humanity | The Pun Army


Important Links:
Twitter | DeviantArt | Patreon


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Real Name: Dustin Morin
Handles and Nicknames: Dustchu | Hunter | White Latios | Dee | King of Goobs
Age: 22
Birthday: 7/3/1995
Sex: Male
Appearance: How do I describe the dirtiest possible trashcan in thirteen words or less?
Relationship status: Single
Species: Human
Occupation: Author, Artist, up and coming Youtuber, Gamer.


Nothing but Rainbow Dash












Fun stuff!

I want them to go on tour together, under the name Falling Dragons.

Holy shit I love her, she's so cool.

This is catchy as fuck.

If you didn't laugh, you are a horrible person.

This deserves more views, because of what it is.

Dont lie, this plays in your head whenever a fight breaks out...
hehe.

Music is good for the soul.

Long live Soviet Pone! )OoO)/


Jun
22nd
2018

Friday Talking - A Thank You · 6:16am 10 hours ago

Welp, today's Friday for me, part of the weekend and close to the beginning of a new week full of adventure and wonder... least that's what I like to hope.

I've been doing well, slowly writing and second guessing my writing when I obviously shouldn't be, considering my follower count and how well my stories do. But sadly this isn't something that'll go away immediately, I just gotta deal with it.

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Dustchu's Sodding List of Things To Accomplish


[X] Become a Brony

[X] Find favorite Pone: Rainbow Dash
(She's my one and only~)

[x] Reach a 100 Story Views

[x] Reach 500 Story Views

[x] Reach a 1,000 Story Views

[x] Reach 2,500 Story Views

[x] Reach 5,000 Story Views

[x] Reach 10,000 Story Views - 11/6/2015

[x] Reach 25,000 Story Views

[x] Reach 50,000 Story Views

[ ] Reach 100,000
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[X] Have a Story reach a 1000 views : http://www.fimfiction.net/story/254322/a-night-with-rainbow-dash

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[x] Reach 10 Watchers

[x] Reach 25 Watchers

[x] Reach 50 Watchers - 9/2/2015

[x] Reach 100 Watchers - Tavern of the Goobs is Built - 12/9/2015

[x] Reach 250 Watchers

[x] Reach 300 Watchers

[x] Reach 500 Watchers - 1/27/2018

[ ] Reach 750 Watchers

[ ] Reach 1000 Watchers

[ ] Reach 1500 Watchers

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[X] Become Well Known

[X] Become Mildly Famous

[ ] Become Famous

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[X] Write a story that hits the Popular Stories List

[X] Write a story that hits the front page
Booyah

[ ] Write a story Worthy of Becoming One of 'The Big Ones'

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[ ] Get Interviewed by someone

[ ] Get Interviewed by Someone On the Site

[ ] Get interviewed for a story

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[X] Get Fan Art for a story: Achived, but I lost the links.

[X] Get cover art drawn for a story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/266383/vengeance
Thanks again to the artist for drawing that, you beautiful person you! :D

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[ ] Create a Universe that becomes popular

[ ] Read a story someone wrote for my universe

[X] Create a Group for said Universe

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[X] Wonder why I wrote this crap

[X] Keeps it up anyway

[X] Smoke Weed Erryday

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Random survey? Well... this'll certainly be interesting.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?
I prefer ketchup, I've only ever had mustard once and I never liked the taste of it very much. :pinkiesick:

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?
Hmm... not much I'd imagine, I would try my best to deal with whatever's going on, usually ends up going about as well as one might expect. :twilightblush:

-Are you an early bird or a night owl?
Usually depends on how my sleeping schedule ends up being, it's sometimes a mixture of both but I prefer waking up in the during the early hours of the morning, like... 12AM, :rainbowlaugh:

-What is your favorite season?
Oh lawdy, uh... whichever one doesn't leave me either sweating literal pounds off my body or struggling to sleep during a very cold cold day. :pinkiecrazy:

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?
Oh fuck yee :yay:

Well, I love Power Rangers but I don't have any friends currently close by who could help me operate it, so that's off the table. the Xenoblade thing looks like something out of Bayonetta, s'not half bad but I don't necessarily think I'd use it. The Matrix's APU is really cool and I do like me some guns, but the fact it leaves the pilot completely vulnerable to any sort of attack knocks it off the list. The Death Egg seems like the more viable option of the four; decent arsenal of weaponry, slow but acceptable movement speed, and it offers robust protection to the pilot.

I choose the Death Egg.

Felicitations, stranger! Got time for a random survey? If so, then splendid! Answer the follow questions below.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

-What is your favorite season?

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?

Death Egg Robot (Sonic the Hedgehog): Want a mech suit with a charming cartoony style? Then look no further than the Death Egg Robot. The Death Egg Robot is a large mech suit that comes with the ability to fly along with rotating drill-like claws that can be launched. Comes with the option for lasers and can take some punishment, though its ground speed is a bit slow.
vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic/images/5/5e/Generations_DE_boss.png/revision/latest?cb=20130215114141

Metal Face Mechon Suit (Xenoblade Chronicles): Want something really cool that will intimidate your enemies? A bit of a tight fit, but this mech suit has ultra smooth and precise controls, and is very powerful. The Metal Face Mechon Suit comes with strong and sharp claw hands, a powerful laser cannon, is capable of long distance flight, and is made of extremely strong and durable metal. Also comes with a cool voice.
vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/8b/Xenoblade_Metal_Face_%280%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160507000643

Megazord (Power Rangers): Do you have friends and want something to do together with them? Then this is the mech suit for you. This Megazord is made of several different robots that is completely customizable with all sorts of looks, styles, and weapons. Not to mention it’s huge! Requires multiple people to operate, as well as effective teamwork, coordination, and communication.
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Armored Personnel Unit (The Matrix): While it may not protect the person controlling the mech suit, this Armored Personnel Unit is perfect for those who are very gun-happy and favor smooth controls.
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Hehe, thanks dude!

I thought I was already following you. Anyway, fixed.

2582994
Hehehe, well, nice to hear ^3^

Thanks for hopping on board the Crazy Train as well :heart:

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