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Dustchu


I am the culmination of self-inserts.

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Pinkie Pie, a hyperactive pony who plans parties finds something... five somethings to be exact. And those things are Five cans of energy drinks.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Everything... that's what.


Written by: Dustchu
Da poni belong ta Lauren Faust and Hasbro

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Comments ( 29 )

Pinkie breaks the multiverse? It must be Tuesday.

The moral of the story is: Don't have energy drinks! Especially if you're Pinkie Pie!
:pinkiesad2:Awwww...

HeyyouguysIfoundthisreallycoolthingintheEverfreeforestafterIfelldownahillandflewpastDerpywhoIsaidHithenshesaidHithenIfellintoabushandIstartedwalkingandtheforestlookedreallycoolandhadalloftheseneatlookingthingsandIwishedyouweretheretotellmeaboutthembutyouweren'tandthatmademesadbutthenIfoundthesefivecansandIdecidedHeywhynottastethemandwhenIdidIgotallthisuperdupermegaenergyandnowIcantstopmyselffromrunning!kthxbai!

Missing an S in "thisuper"

I'm not familiar with the middle and far-right ones.
Are you familiar with V?

6210824 Dang Tuesdays... wait, it actually was a Tuesday when I thought this up! XD

6211648 Nope, don't have em! Specially if Pinks is around XD
heeheehee. Thanks for faving!

6211700 Balls! Dx thanks for pointing that out.

6211872 hehe! :pinkiecrazy: thank ya kindly~
and thanks for faving!

6211925 Mmm, can't say that I am... hehehe, maybe I could make a sequel XD and include even more...
though I have no idea what would happen then! XD

6212299 That just furthers my idea that V and its variations are only in Australia.

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I'm glad I'm an Aussie.
I'm addicted to Blue V

6212307
I have a friend who's an Aussie 8D
I lurv Austrailia... Aussie's are Australians right? Dx
BLUUUUUUUE

6212382 I don't know what's with the 'BLUUUUUE', but yes Aussies are Australians.
I'm a Queenslander.
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Queensland is the state I'm both in and from, to clarify.

6212399 I love the color blue, its like... the best color ever.
but awesome! and awesome saucy.

6212468 \)^o^)/
thanks for watching as well!
Hope you're prepared for one hell of a trip 8'D'

so much comedy this happens: :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: ten lines of comment later: :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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Heheheh, I laughed writing this man XD
I know how you feel. :rainbowlaugh:

I couldn't stop laughing at this. I think I got a minor concussion when I hit my head :pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

6214145 LOL, I hope you didn't get a concussion! Dx
That'll be a bad mark on my reputation :pinkiecrazy:
Thanks brosef!

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omg xD hahahaha! So much yes, so much yes.

FUCK NO ONE IS SAFE HIDE EVERYTHING AND JUST FUCKING RUN AND SOMEONE GET DONE DECALF COFFEE STAT AND IF YIU WANT TO LIVE BE SHOURE THAT ITS DECALF AND EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

6675899 No one is safe when Pinks get's dat energy drinks~

Huh. Surprised you didn't give Pinkie Red Bull and have her literally grow wings

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DAMN IT!
That would have been beautiful!
:raritydespair:

'HeyyouguysIfoundthisreallycoolthingintheEverfreeforestafterIfelldownahillandflewpastDerpywhoIsaidHithenshesaidHithenIfellintoabushandIstartedwalkingandtheforestlookedreallycoolandhadalloftheseneatlookingthingsandIwishedyouweretheretotellmeaboutthembutyouweren'tandthatmademesadbutthenIfoundthesefivecansandIdecidedHeywhynottastethemandwhenIdidIgotallthissuperdupermegaenergyandnowIcantstopmyselffromrunning!kthxbai'
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY I HAD TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE THIS

This...

This...

I must stop writing. This is the pinnacle. This is the apex, the apotheosis of fic. It is sheer perfection. It is complete and utterly perfect and totally beautiful. It's like at the end of 2001, except not boring and sucky.

8464547
Gasps
Don't stop writing! :pinkiegasp: Use this as a means to push yourself to become better! Surpass me, my young padawan :heart:

8464817

A man in black/red armor with the initials N7.

i.imgur.com/V55KhqY.jpg
THE FOUNDATION HAS BEEN EXPOSED.
DEPLOYING TASK FORCE GAMMA-5(“Red Herrings”)

There's another energy drink called Rich Energy

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Oh, you beat me to it! But yes, the 2019 sponsor of the HAAS F1 team. Why is it mission from this story?

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