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Flutterpriest


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2Merr #1 · Dec 26th, 2017 · · 2 ·

I win

Second in life, first in this shit. Worth.

I watched this as it was created. And it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

DumbDog
Moderator

I hate all of you, equally.

Best story ever posted to your account. We should be the team that writes all your stories from now on.

8631603
Gawddamn you, y u do dis :raritydespair:

Also this was the best shit I've ever worked on with people, 11/10. :yay:

Spacecowboy
Moderator

8631605
Seconded.

I loved doing this. This was beautiful.

....I've read it in Docx...fuck my life.
.....beautiful.

I didn't even read this yet but I found it funny that the description said it was shit but there are 5 times the likes than dislikes

Alternate title: Celestia is Dead and We Killed Her

This gave the frogs herpes

Both of them are vaping whores anyways.

...And you can fuck right off, good sir.

You know what this fic is? It's basically the equivalent of every late 2000's trash-core band imaginable having a hate-fuck orgy with their huge sunglasses, deep v-necks and 6/10 video models stripping in front of them.

Some people want to watch the world burn.

You guys want the universe to implode.

...Upvoted.

Edit:

Or rather, a strangely Filipino-looking black man who speaks in a German accent in a suit made to look like Rarity said it.

Filipino-looking black man who speaks in a German accent

You know what, I take that back.
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What the fuck

Upvote

What the fuck have you deplorable shitlards done now??

jammr #16 · Dec 26th, 2017 · · 1 ·

Some make deals with the devil. Others have no care for morals and ethics. This "story" breaks nearly every bit of understanding of how broken society can be. Sometimes we need to question if we should, and this...

Well done. You have all made one of the "best" things i have read. How much alchohol was inhaled to make this Absolute horror and masterpiece of a story?

Just....

Wat.

I, no, just....

Wat.

Mmmmwat.

Can I upvote and downvote simultaneously? This was horribly great.

I'm so tempted to read it. Its one of 'those' things isn't it. those things that just exist, and you witness them and you weep and pray for the destruction of the planet.

Every like is a penalty of a thousand years for humanity' salvation and redemption.

[clicks the like button]

It was, in every ways, completely abhorrent.
I love it!

I haven't even read it and I already know it'll be the worst thing I read all year.

And I'mma start writing my own fics. So yeah.

how did the ponies fit around the mail boxes ;o

8631766
You're right. Story ruined.

8631769
oh god! what have i done!?

....ummm what the fucking fuck did I fucking read?

What a glorious fucking day this is.

"Life was a mistake" - God

Somehow I read the entire thing. FUCK you guys.

Goddamn! Beat Infinite Jest by a mile!

What... What the fuck is this?
Those tags...

... if you do this again, please invite me. :<

This was amazing. 10/10 would recommend.

8631815
Stuff like this just 'happens' over at the barcast. You might want to look into joining our discord so you're ready when the shit is about to strike!+
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212308/the-barcast

My only guess is that this fic was written as an attempt to rightly include every content warning.

Meh, it was money poorly spent. Can't be all winners.

I thin kth is sortybrained my damage.

This was by far the most disturbing, disgusting and perverse thing I have read that was written by any of you. I'm going to tell Anonpencil and she will surely deal with you fucktards appropriately!

No, scratch all that crap! This was wonderful funny and vulgar with a fairly large amount of disruptive laughter from me and huge up vote! Simply, this was just a marvelously disturbing romp. Loved that you included the changlings, too!

8631632
Not all that strange, really. Just look at all the likes on Bendy's fics. Every fic of his that I've read I thought was complete garbage, and yet he's one of the more popular writers on this entire site, and continues to crank out new garbage every other month or so that STILL manages to get on the front page occasionally.

I think I found the Bible of shitlords. I have now died. Thank you, you bastards.

the human race was a mistake

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?

and I haven't even read the story yet

This is the quality content that I followed for.

Sigh. Such a perfect ending to 2017.

This fic gave me cancer. Am ded nao.

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