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This story is a religious experience.
Noice.
REMEMBER, YOU ALL REQUESTED THIS! YOU DEMANDED HE WRITE THIS!
I am prooud....
In the sense that I am so ashamed I want to puke.
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People are probably going to be cross with you.
I giggled though.
8271637 The kind you end up telling your therapist thirteen years later.
lol what
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>Cross
I love you.
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I had more, but I removed a few lines.
Didn't think I would be Abel to pull it off, you Noah?
Nailed it.
I cannot unsee this.
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This story gave me the urge to eat some celery. Is that normal?
This warms my soul greatly. I only wished you could have posted this yesterday so that I could have shared this with my Church group.
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When? When did we ask for this?!?
As a devout Catholic I must say I am staunchly against such blasphemous writing as this. To contain Sonic in the same text as the Lord our father is of the most sinful sacrilege. Please, my friend, visit the nearest confessional when you have time.
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Priest's fimfic page. A LOT of people asked for this.
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I see Jesus likes to make it hail.
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<goes to the authors page>
...
.........
...........................yeah, I gotta say, I am puzzled.
I'd have preferred for an unironic version, Iesus Cristos being left out of it, and perhaps a few thousand more words. Yet, it seems, the masses have spoken! I'm gonna go elsewhere for a bit, plenty of Internet for tonight.
This was the first seal breaking
inb4 this gets featured.
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If this gets featured, I'll donate $30 dollars to a Christian charity.
This story's existence proves that either God is real or he abandoned us long ago.
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And on that note, I have no choice but to like and star this thing.
What THE HELL... did I just read...
Fuck, you just ruined words for me.
I assume Jesus did all this because Luna defeated him in CoD.
Ÿ̴͍̜̻̹́̄ͦ̏̋͌ͨE̤̰͈͍͙̳̘ͯͦͣŠ̛̫͖͚̻̃͛̿̐͌ͯ͠ ̎̐͂̅ͭ̋҉̨̢̘̗͎̟̱͔J̷͚̙̥̭̽̈͟E̛͙͎͖̟͚̝̱̗̝ͫ͒͒ͧͫͪ͘͝S̴̴̰͈̓͋̽͌̄Ü̡͔̣̺̣͙͋̂̅ͅS͔̺͓̋̐ͧͧ̔̍ͨͦ͘ͅ ̪͈͓͚̣̦͙̃̈́̌̔͑́̓͟͡L̸̤͚͎͇̯̔ͬ̎ͦͤ̑O̸͉͔̝͚̺ͮ̎ͦ̓̓ͅV̠̼̣̥̪̍̊̋̎̆̅̚ͅͅĘ̩̖̹̖͎̣͇̯̌ͭ̍̀̊͢͞ͅS̷̢̢͖͖̩͓̹̀͂͂̾́̈́ ̴̛̥̟̘̝̞̮̑̾ͅM̵̧̤͍̞ͣ̀Ḛ̯͔͇̠̤̰̱̎ͫ ̺̝ͣ͂͌ͭH̫̘͋͌̽̂̏̓̎̇̈́͠͝E̯̝̤͇̾̌ͭ̊͑́ ̧̳̣̟̞̝̳͔̭̹͒̐L̇͏̻͔Ỏ̴͎̠͇͉ͯ̃ͭ̈́ͭ̉̍ͅV̥̯̓̂̈́̀͢E̴̥̠̯̥̩̪̣̔̒ͫ̾ͣ̕S̟̠͚̘͇ͭ̿ͥ̍ͣͩ ̴̗̪ͪ͝M͓̮̦͈̬̉͛͌̉̿͂̋̋̀E̺͈̪̖͈ͯ̀͐ͩ̒͞ ̤͖̪̙̙͒̎͒̐ͩ̊̚̚͘T̷͕̜̻͇͈͔̃͐H̵̙̬̘͎̏͛͟Ï̗̀ͯ̊͞ͅSͬ̇́͂̆̚͏̙̝̞̬̖ ̶͙̝̖͖ͭ̿̐̄ͣ̉͠I̸̼̯͊́̉́ ̳͓̯̣̺͎̞̜̈́͒̋ͮ̄̈́̂K̍̅͂͌͛͂ͬ҉̴̹͇̰̟̠̹́ͅN̡̢̛̰̭̤͓͇ͯ̐Ơ͉̯̖̜͓͕͎̗ͬ̒̊͋ͦ͐͡ͅW͎̭͉̬͓̩̲͓͍̅͒͊ͦ̇ͭ͌ͦ͌
Gently screams.
GREAT J-..
IT WAS UM.
YOU DID IT!!
You did it~!
What a disgusting tale. Makes me wet my eyes.
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I'm going to pray to this fic every day.
What the actual fuck.
I... I'm going to question my sainity for a bit.
Why did I read this? Why did you make this? And what am I doing with my life?!
T-T
“So, you seem pretty chill,” Said Rainbow Dash. “Do you vape?”
Jesus pulled out his highly customized Ponetech eVic PT 60V filled with Speed of Sound vape juice, then blew a sick cross into the air.
“Sick cross,” said Sonic.
“Thanks, brah,” said Jesus.
Kill me...
I'm just going to leave this here, K thnx bai.
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We have truly ascended beyond mere mortal status. With this story, we can finally touch the face of God and hear his voice for our very own.
It feels like God himself is desperately trying to hit the undo button.
But he's too slow.
I...
I don't know how I feel about this.
Kind of feels like I just laughed at a burning pile of humanity's future.
I think I'm going to go sit in a quiet spot for awhile.
I'm not brave enough to read it lol. I don't want to subject myself to such torture.
I laughed, that is all.
OH GOD BURN MY FUCKIN EYES
THIS ISN'T CLOPFIC
IT'S TORTURE
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Same.
WHAT THE HECK MAN
What Da Hell did I just Witness?!
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This is awful close to featured, you know...
Meh. Woulda' been better wid' Buddha.
It all makes sense now.
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Same, but I have to know tf this is
I take back my comment, delete this story, just do it i don't know what I read but I want to kill myself now.