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Sunset has a pretty unique job, streaming online! She talked about her job in passing, but when she misses a sleepover to do her job, the girls are just curious enough to check it out. What they find is a whole lot more of their friend than they expected.

Original concept by AmIDeadInside


Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

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This seems to be modeled after one particular streamer. Mind if I ask who?

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Nope! Nobody in particular. Just threw a bunch of common streamer tropes together

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Awww. I was hoping to find someone who was easily aggroed. It's fun to watch someone playing something like RE2 and having a meltdown fighting the Tyrant.

That was best kek. Have a like and fave.

:rainbowlaugh: That is all I have to say.

“I-I love 20 Threads of Passion…” Fluttershy mumbled.

"I'd like to be a tree. You can't move and all those creatures can do whatever they want to you. Oh, it would be nice to be the pet for once...":yay:

“Oh darling, I make at least three times that on cams,” Rarity said.

The six blinked and looked at Rarity.

“What? I thought we were doing the whole ‘no judgement’ thing? Where did that go?”

Is it wrong I was kinda expecting this?

Sunset then suddenly transformed into a one-of-a-kind salad fountain that sprayed all of her friends with Caesar salad.

The feels when you will never have your waifu spray you with Caesar salad. :pinkiesad2:
The feels when you will never get to eat Caesar salad off of your waifu's waifus. :raritycry:

Rarity would also have a side to her.

....should I ask about Fluttershy's.....interest in the product Sunset's stream was advertising? .////. ....or might I wait till there's a sequel where she tries one out with Sunset's help? ./////////.

Oh my god this was such a perfectly twisted little tale. Well done! Now all we need is a crossover with Krillin Plays or Renegade for Life :rainbowlaugh:

“Oh darling, I make at least three times that on cams,” Rarity said.

Well, that escalated quickly.

I think Sunset should send one of the dragon dicks to Twilight so she could check them for anatomical accuracy.

*gets uncomfortably close to the mic*
Don't forget to SMASH that like button.

... huh.

Also, a hundred bucks a nught? With that persona? No fucking way. She'd probably have a devoted following of people sending 14.88 super chats and getting her to say stupid shit on air so they could cut it together.

“Oh darling, I make at least three times that on cams,” Rarity said.
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Love rarity's throw-in line :raritystarry:

Hilariously terrible

Pleasedon'tbeatwitchthotPleasedon'tbeatwitchthotPleasedon'tbeatwitchthotPleasedon'tbeatwitchthot Oh thank goodness, she's not a Twitch thot.

“Oh darling, I make at least three times that on cams,” Rarity said.

MOTHERFU- THOT BEGONE!

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“Oh darling, I make at least three times that on cams,” Rarity said.

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How didnt she get banned for saying the n word live?

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Typical female Twitch streamers. Twitch bends over backwards to make sure they wont get banned.

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Oh it was just a "heated gaming moment." They'll forgive anything if they bring in enough ad revenue.

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Clearly she was about to say "nice fellows"

“Oh yeah!” Twilight said, breaking out her pleb tier netbook. “Now lets see, the website is Spasm.tv, right?”

This is the line that got my favorite.
That story was a wild ride from start to finish. It was amazing!

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And on Rarity's stream, she bends over backwards and tw--- NO. STOP. I'M SORRY! I REGRET EVERYTHING!

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She probably studied dragon anatomy books at some point under Celestia. I’m sure Sunset already knows how accurate it is.

I liked the story, but it is important to me to tell others that 50 shades of Gray is a book on how to brainwash someone into a cult.
Film Theory: 50 Shades of Grey Cult Theory.

At least she's not playing Fortnite.. question mark?

Can we have this turn into a series of one-shots where the girls watch Sunset PWN noobs and break computers in the process?

“Oh darling, I make at least three times that on cams,” Rarity said.

Wait...
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Back up a bit.
Looks at quote
I'm gonna need a fic for this one.
For research purposes only of course.

Oh let's not forget Rarity. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Set

"THE F*CK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! How are you not in f*cking school."
I just imagine Sunset being the Ninja of streaming.

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER
THAT TURN
THE FRIGGIN
FROGS GAY

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Why should she, when she probably has personal experience? :trollestia:

“But the dragon dicks though,” Fluttershy asked.

“Oh they’re great. Want one? I have five.”

“Okay,” Rainbow said. “I’m out.”

The girls are really innocent if they can't even talk about sex toys in peace, though.

omg dude this was genuinely hilarious :rainbowlaugh: Keep up the great work!

toppest kek my friend
I also like the Keemstar thing in there and for those who don't know what I'm talking about...

This one felt like it took a lot out of me.

Took a lot out? Can always fill that emptiness with more dragon dicks!

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I don't know why people are downvoting your comment. It's accurate. Charismatic man who lures people in with his charm, asking them to agree to a contract they don't fully understand that gives him complete control over them. Bonus points for the sex cult because a large number of cults include sex whenever the cultleader wants it with whatever girl he wants.

New Headcannon: Fluttershy is a kinky bitch.

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I want in.

ALSO MORE OF THIS UNCENSORED SHIT THIS FIC HAD SO LITTLE I WAS DISSAPOINTED.

I need more shit talking nerd angry girl talk.

“Was it 20 Threads of Passion? Because we really need to stop talking about 20 Threads of Passion,” Rainbow Dash interjected. “That movie is trash.”

"It's barely reskinned Eventide fan fiction. It's literally worse than sparkly vampires."

“But the dragon dicks though,” Fluttershy asked.

"Yeah, landing that sponsorship really put me on the map. Though I can't exactly upload thise clips to EweTube."

Magnificent work on this one. Thank you for it.

Hello!! I did a reading of your story! :D

I've never laughed so hard in my life til now! :rainbowlaugh:

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DUDE! WUBCAKE! THANK YOUUUU!

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You're welcome!

Every time I read the title I think of a INCREDIBLY masculine voice saying ' Give a warm to SUNSETE SH*TPOST!'

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I agree very much

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