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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

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Words o' warnin', crewmates · 8:32pm November 19th

I went an' wrote me a porn!

Strange, innit?

Sometimes, an idea gets stuck in the ol' barnacle and won't leave a body be. That just be how it be sometimes, yarr!

Just remember: Don't do what these ponies in that thar story do. Make sure ye gets consent aforehoof. Don't leave it t' assumpions. "But it's hot!" is good fer fantasy, but not s' much fer real life.

Have a happy and hearty enjoy, me hearties! Ya-harr!

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I sails fer booty of a different kind, matey, ya-ha-harr!

(No, sorry.)

Do you take requests/commissions?

YARRRRR! beware the plunder patroll, i hear they be getting lots of booty

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