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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

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  • 174 weeks
    Words o' warnin', crewmates

    I went an' wrote me a porn!

    Strange, innit?

    Sometimes, an idea gets stuck in the ol' barnacle and won't leave a body be. That just be how it be sometimes, yarr!

    Just remember: Don't do what these ponies in that thar story do. Make sure ye gets consent aforehoof. Don't leave it t' assumpions. "But it's hot!" is good fer fantasy, but not s' much fer real life.

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    2 comments · 185 views
  • 198 weeks
    It's Muscle Mania MMXX!

    Yarr, mateys, ahoy!

    The sharp-eyed among ye might've noticed me new fanfic! 'Tain't tiddies, but it do have a real nice time with Tempest Shadow, for thems of ya what likes 'er as I does.

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    0 comments · 190 views
  • 249 weeks
    We sails into stormy seas!

    Yarr, mateys, welcome to a new round o' clopfic theater!

    Well, 'cept this one ain't too cloppy, if'n I'm bein' honest.

    And, err, if'n ye liked Sunset's Stash fer the funny bits, well... This has some of those, don't ye be gettin' me wrong now, matey! But mostly, this here story's like a comedy, if'n it only had one joke and the punchline were, "This ain't funny."

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    1 comments · 274 views
  • 269 weeks
    Well, it ain't tiddies

    'Ere's 'opin' I didn't git yer 'opes too 'igh, messmates. The last journal were just a bit o' blather; today's excursion be entirely unrelated, not particularly salty, just good, clean fun that ain't too clean, if'n ye follows me sails. Ha-harr! Enjoy, mateys!

    0 comments · 229 views
  • 269 weeks
    Stepping out of character a second

    I want to write a sequel to Fish Tiddies.

    I have not done so yet because A) I'm a slow writer, B) it's not going to have any tiddies in it and I'm not sure anyone's going to appreciate that.

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    6 comments · 294 views
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Words o' warnin', crewmates · 8:32pm Nov 19th, 2020

I went an' wrote me a porn!

Strange, innit?

Sometimes, an idea gets stuck in the ol' barnacle and won't leave a body be. That just be how it be sometimes, yarr!

Just remember: Don't do what these ponies in that thar story do. Make sure ye gets consent aforehoof. Don't leave it t' assumpions. "But it's hot!" is good fer fantasy, but not s' much fer real life.

Have a happy and hearty enjoy, me hearties! Ya-harr!

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Comments ( 2 )

I appreciate the note on consent. Though I will note consensual nonconsent (CNC) is a thing, though it requires a LOT of trust and communication.

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Definitely ain't what's 'appenin' 'ere, matey.

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