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Trick Question

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    TSJ: Horse Warning Zeta Action Squad

    There are certain chapters of TSJ that are... special, for a particular reason. The three most prominent examples are The Dinner, Family, and The Clubhouse. There are a few others, though.

    She just looks so happy!

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  • 2 weeks
    Poll Results!

    Well, it's official. My readers are a pack of filthy degenerates. :ajbemused:

    Oh my.

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    12 comments · 166 views
  • 3 weeks
    Important Trixie Horse Fiction Poll!

    I just went through and counted my open projects (stories and things I am actively working on)...

    ...and there are 32 of them. :facehoof:

    The customer is always... right?

    Here's where you come in: oh dear Luna please please help. :raritydespair:

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My Best Hoof Forward

  • The Price of a Smile Twilight Sparkle is plagued by nightmares and hallucinations. Princess Luna knows the secret, but it comes with a terrible price... by Trick Question 15,776 words · 1,589 views · 165 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Broken Symmetry Somepony is sabotaging Moondancer's research, and signs point to Starlight Glimmer. When Twilight Sparkle offers to help, the two friends uncover a secret with dangerous consequences. by Trick Question 61,030 words · 1,499 views · 148 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Motherly Princess Chrysalis comes of age with the help of her mother's "love". by Trick Question 3,420 words · 1,036 views · 103 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Element of Surprise Pinkie Pie spends many years planning a special surprise for Twilight Sparkle, but Twilight can't find out what it is until all of her friends have passed away. What kind of surprise could possibly make up for the loss of your best friends? by Trick Question 5,945 words · 4,665 views · 442 likes · 15 dislikes
  • The Clarity of Darkness On a mission in the deep sky, Applejack and Twilight Sparkle fall into something from which there is no escape. Also, there is a black hole. by Trick Question 6,186 words · 1,146 views · 103 likes · 10 dislikes

The Crowd-Pleasers

  • Dead and Loving It Three dark comedy minifics: Trixie is late to her own funeral, Luna covers for Celestia's absence, and Applejack goes coffin shopping. by Trick Question 2,868 words · 3,235 views · 456 likes · 13 dislikes
  • The Laughter I Choose to Be Did you ever wonder how Pinkie Pie can do all the impossible things she does? In this mini-story, Pinkie decides it's finally time to tell her friends the whole truth. by Trick Question 1,888 words · 6,560 views · 728 likes · 29 dislikes
  • The Knight and the Knave A psychotic break leads to a princess under house arrest. During daily tea visitation, Celestia tries to help her sister open up about her addiction to guilt and suffering via the Tantabus. Luna, however, has a topic of her own to discuss. by Trick Question 2,190 words · 2,674 views · 214 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Colts Will Be Colts It's Sassy Shrimp's first day of school. The little colt seems afraid of everypony except Scootaloo, but what makes her so special? by Trick Question 3,020 words · 1,127 views · 120 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Two of Swirls Princess Celestia violates Star Swirl's privacy to learn a dark secret. Upon asking for his forgiveness, Star Swirl makes an unusual request: pay his mercy forward to her future prodigal students. by Trick Question 1,420 words · 1,395 views · 118 likes · 5 dislikes

Other Stories I've Written

New Stuff
Motherly: Chrysalis comes of age with the help of her mother's "love".
Mission of Mercy: Fluttershy uses a unique approach to save a stranger.
Thorax the Red-Nosed Bughorse: several parody carols (I even sing)!

Very Short Stories
Page Two: a dark war-drama featuring Celestia and Luna.
Happily Ever After*: a semi-sweet minific about the price of happiness.
One Head of Cattle: a dark slice-of-life about Twilight Sparkle and a cow.
Polyphileos: a mildly bawdy comedy, at Fluttershy's expense.
Don't Say It: a tragic Sparity shipfic (I like it, but most readers don't).
Escaping Treatment: a dark, tragic drama where Twilight "cures" Screwy.
Tiara's Testament: this one is very dark and sad, so reader beware.

Incomplete Works (still updating)
Veneer: a story about what happened to the changelings after Season 6.
Twilight's Secret Journal (M): nopony should ever read this story.

Complete, but Controversial
Ashes: a sequel to The Knight and the Knave that wasn't as popular.
Recycled: my lowest-rated story, yet it's one of my favorites!
Back to Normal: readers threatened to boycott me over this one.

For a link to stories I've deleted from Fimfiction, see my first blog entry.


"NOPE. *flips table*" –LadySugarHooves
"This almost made me barf." –Techtheevilalicorn
"The author is the true villain!" –Follower Of GlowCloud
"Repulsive. You deserve a boycott." –Cryosite
"I hate, loathe, and despise everything about this story." –Mini Minrie
"I don't think I'm getting across just how deplorable this is." –The Archive
"I feel the same way about this as the idea there should be laws against homosexuality." –bookplayer
"Pure, simple wankery, with all the subtlety and grace of hitting me in the face with a lead pipe." –ZOMG
"This is an author tract on incestuous issues Trick seems to have with her own parents." –blank check
"Trick Question, thank you for writing this. It's beautiful. Thank you." –(some crazy idiot)

Comments ( 201 )
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the bestest! Here, have some oats, you deserve them weknowyourdreams.com/images/oats/oats-01.jpg

Thanks! :twilightblush:

Is I gud hores ritist now? :derpytongue2: Am reel auffer?

Congrats on making the RCL :yay:

Thank you very much for deciding to become my follower, my friend. :heart: I appreciate your support and your word of advice. :twilightsmile:

I noticed while checking my old pmail that we had conversed previously, and you don't maintain an overactive blog so it's not an imposition. :twilightsmile:

Thanks for the watch! What prompted it, if I may ask?


But seriously...

I think the irony here is that shades of dark brown are the most common colors for a horse. Just not for rainbow people.

I mean, Luna is nearly black in MLP. In EQG she's almost white:

That's an unedited screencap. I'm not even going to bother mentioning Celestia...


Jesus Christ you were right about them all being caucasian

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