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Naive and sheltered. An undergrad.

Just a guy who likes magical equines

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

Occasionally saved by his wit. (Commissions & Patreon)

Writer who loves world building and universe exploring. Discord: Magister Artemis Tao#7048

Ponies living in my head rent free if anybody is

Don't turn your back on the darkness. What you see in the light is far worse.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

I eat salad without dressing because I am a criminal.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

So, what to say here?

I am an Editor, Per-Reader, and Writer. I am also Co-Owner of The Hive. PM me if you want me to Edit, Pre-Read, Your story. Or ANY thing else.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Average brony obsessing over the main cast with an unhealthy desire to see them in a dark fantasy setting.

"Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic" -Clark's third law

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

other accounts: fanfiction: mrastounding; deviantart: Mr-Astounding; wattpad: trueheroic

Fan Writer of My Little Pony

Dum loquimur, fugerit invida aetas

Hey. I like reading

Struggling to edit, and starting to read.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

(Insert something clever here)

Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

2% of FimFiction read, only 98% to go! I'm trying hard to comment more, feel free to reply no matter how old the comment!

The original Sunburst!

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Enough chit-chat! Time is candy!

I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!

Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies

Always do your best!

A tornado flew around my room before you came in...

...and all trips come to an end.

I believe that stories help us to ennoble ourselves, to fix what is broken in us, and to help us become the people we dream of being. Lies that tell a deeper truth.