justified with empty words, the party just gets better and better

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Greetings, my friend! I’m Elijah. Talk to me anytime! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

Your mom says I'm very handsome

Sleepy

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Any normal person would have stopped bothering by now.

eating cum

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

enargeia or: the unbearable brightness of being

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

I am a nightmare / and you are a Miracle

I like to write bizarre and cloppy things on a whim. Forgive me.

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

sup! im really kind and love the show and its charaters but you know how it be when those tingly feelings get involved. like my style? talk to me about custom stories and comissions!

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

Write what you like, and like what you write.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

space is a waste

Let me write

On the edge of a knife.

Only the spiciest of content from the spiciest substance on earth

Now, and at the hour of our love

i'm coming up short in a life worth nothing

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

I will fistfight a star going supernova and nobody's going to stop me.

What, still here?

When I look into the future, I see failure.

Hatch opens, stark light

‘drinking only coke so that I can shoot kidney stones outta my dick like a machinegun’

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots. | You Like? Join the Raccoon Feeders or buy me a kofi.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Sock / Sock's / Sock, no!)

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Well...more of a wolf technically...but you get the idea...

There goes my hero.

Slovenian philosopher, Marxist, cultural critic, and so on. My grand crusade against ideology has brought me to the My Little Pony fandom where I will misquote you relentlessly while snorting. -snort-

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)