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"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Jul
7th
2024

The Painful Silence of Writing · 10:26pm July 7th

One problem that seems ineradicably fundamental to writing, or at least to the kind I'm attempting: frustratingly fiddly, and yet it has to be kept a secret.

This is going to be a bit of an effusive confession, I'm afraid. Hopefully, I'll be in a better mood next time, but today...

"Secrecy."


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Jun
27th
2024

TOTALLY NOT AN ADBOT: GIVE ME CROPS OF MONEY FOR STATUS BOOST · 7:24pm June 27th

This random product among hundreds mentioned on-site relates not at all totally to My Little Pony fanfiction and has a better chance of annoying someone on YouTube was designed by top market research analysts for your needs.

Hello, I am a legitimate fan and totally not a dumbass electro-parrot made in a shady office block, so [insert serious description of product's utility here to entice whatever customers happen to pass by].

More information on Random Product below!

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Jun
19th
2024

The Powerpuff Crusaders and the Love Day Episode · 9:07pm June 19th

It's not exactly a mind-blowing statement to claim that Friendship is Magic shares some Powerpuff Girls DNA (e.g. Blossom and Twilight are both powerful, socially responsible bookworm-type leaders). But "Hearts and Hooves Day" and "Keen on Keane" are, like, eerie déjà vu levels of similar.


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Jun
3rd
2024

"Rainbow Trendin' Dash": The Global Situation on LGBTQ+ Rights · 2:17am June 3rd

Since I generally prefer a global account to a narrower focus on a topic, let's give it a go! Graphs and links ahoy! In broad strokes, then; where in the world would a pro-LGBTQ+ citizen least want to stand?

Hint: blue good, red bad.

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May
26th
2024

"Calendar Chaos" is Now My Most Viewed Story! · 2:16pm May 26th

Pardon my narcissism, but... Currently sitting at 3,571 views, it's recently surpassed the old record-holder (Cutie Mark Espionage Agency at 3,565*), meaning 2018 stands above my 2011-2012 output.

And can I just say, "Well, it's about time!"?

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May
2nd
2024

Achievement Unlocked: "Cute Mountain Climbers" · 8:44pm May 2nd

Well, it finally happened: I got all three The Sister Sidestep fics onto Equestria Daily. Huzzah! 🎉

Now to figure out what to send next. :applejackconfused:

Impossible Numbers, out!

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Apr
26th
2024

Excuse Me While I Vent To Release The Pressure · 12:29am April 26th

This might just be the result of an exceptionally bad day week month decade, but:


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Apr
18th
2024

The Undesirous Virus: COVID-19, Four Years Later · 4:39pm April 18th

Yeah, remember when COVID-19 was a thing? I'm fine if we don't get a sequel, of course.

Alternatively, what's the real-world version of Cutie Pox?


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Apr
16th
2024

Friendship and the Wikipedia Rabbit Hole · 10:27am April 16th

Because I am That Kind Of Person, I typed "Friendship" into the search bar on Wikipedia and immediately looked at the dropdown menu of suggestions. And I see this:

There's some weird random stuff here.


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Apr
14th
2024

Going Bad, Babs Seed, and the Hostile Attribution Bias · 4:13pm April 14th

Because writers feed on flaws and conflict, and because a great way to make some is to have a character go in cockeyed, I was looking up cognitive biases. This one caught my eye:

Bad Seed! Now in 3D!


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