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Impossible Numbers


"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Jan
12th
2025

Achievement Unlocked: "In Seventieth Heaven" + 2024 Retrospective · 11:30pm January 12th

Blog Number 266: "At Sixes and Seventies" Edition

As of Till Death Do Us Party, I have now submitted 70 of my fics to Equestria Daily! :pinkiehappy:

A problem emerges: I don't have enough to reach 80. :twilightoops:


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Nov
13th
2024

Impossibilitas In Absentia · 3:43pm Nov 13th, 2024

Yes, I'm painfully aware I haven't been all that active except in rare fits and bursts. Unfortunately, I'm gonna be a while. A combination of overwork, illness, domestic shakeups, too many writing dead ends, general malaise, and one bad year overall. Result: this might be my first year since 2014 without a fic. Woo. :ajbemused:

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Jul
7th
2024

The Painful Silence of Writing · 10:26pm Jul 7th, 2024

One problem that seems ineradicably fundamental to writing, or at least to the kind I'm attempting: frustratingly fiddly, and yet it has to be kept a secret.

This is going to be a bit of an effusive confession, I'm afraid. Hopefully, I'll be in a better mood next time, but today...

"Secrecy."


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Jun
27th
2024

TOTALLY NOT AN ADBOT: GIVE ME CROPS OF MONEY FOR STATUS BOOST · 7:24pm Jun 27th, 2024

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Hello, I am a legitimate fan and totally not a dumbass electro-parrot made in a shady office block, so [insert serious description of product's utility here to entice whatever customers happen to pass by].

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Jun
19th
2024

The Powerpuff Crusaders and the Love Day Episode · 9:07pm Jun 19th, 2024

It's not exactly a mind-blowing statement to claim that Friendship is Magic shares some Powerpuff Girls DNA (e.g. Blossom and Twilight are both powerful, socially responsible bookworm-type leaders). But "Hearts and Hooves Day" and "Keen on Keane" are, like, eerie déjà vu levels of similar.


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Jun
3rd
2024

"Rainbow Trendin' Dash": The Global Situation on LGBTQ+ Rights · 2:17am Jun 3rd, 2024

Since I generally prefer a global account to a narrower focus on a topic, let's give it a go! Graphs and links ahoy! In broad strokes, then; where in the world would a pro-LGBTQ+ citizen least want to stand?

Hint: blue good, red bad.

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May
26th
2024

"Calendar Chaos" is Now My Most Viewed Story! · 2:16pm May 26th, 2024

Pardon my narcissism, but... Currently sitting at 3,571 views, it's recently surpassed the old record-holder (Cutie Mark Espionage Agency at 3,565*), meaning 2018 stands above my 2011-2012 output.

And can I just say, "Well, it's about time!"?

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May
2nd
2024

Achievement Unlocked: "Cute Mountain Climbers" · 8:44pm May 2nd, 2024

Well, it finally happened: I got all three The Sister Sidestep fics onto Equestria Daily. Huzzah! 🎉

Now to figure out what to send next. :applejackconfused:

Impossible Numbers, out!

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Apr
26th
2024

Excuse Me While I Vent To Release The Pressure · 12:29am Apr 26th, 2024

This might just be the result of an exceptionally bad day week month decade, but:


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Apr
18th
2024

The Undesirous Virus: COVID-19, Four Years Later · 4:39pm Apr 18th, 2024

Yeah, remember when COVID-19 was a thing? I'm fine if we don't get a sequel, of course.

Alternatively, what's the real-world version of Cutie Pox?


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