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Impossible Numbers


"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."


Amethyst Star

Vector courtesy of Razor Blade the Unicron


Blue Chameleon

OC from my previous Metal Gear Solid fandom days, and a (now-defunct) alt account on FIMFiction.net

Fics By Year of Publication, 2011-2021

2021

  1. The Cloud That Never Kicked Back
  2. Moondancer, Revisited
  3. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Five

2020

  1. My Princess, My Fool
  2. The Sister Sidestep: Apple Bloom
  3. The Sister Sidestep: Scootaloo
  4. The Sister Sidestep: Sweetie Belle
  5. Still Waters Run Deep
  6. Heartbreak Hotel
  7. Dinky and the Sisterhooves
  8. Post of Honour
  9. Too La Roo La Roo Lar (That's a Skyrish Lullaby)
  10. Stormwalker
  11. The Dream World Record
  12. Beyond the Herd
  13. Queen of Assassins – EQD
  14. Mothering, Someday
  15. Haiku Sensei
  16. Awe

2019

  1. A Wrong-Sized Tail – EQD
  2. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Four
  3. Zesty, But With Style
  4. Plugged In – EQD
  5. Before the Rot Sets In
  6. In a Hole in the Ground… – EQD
  7. Goldilocks and the Three Months Spent in Young Offender's Prison
  8. Tavern Tactics
  9. Romancing the Sun – EQD
  10. The Scootaloo Switcheroo – EQD
  11. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Three

2018

  1. Team Quantum (on hiatus)
  2. Growing Your Own Legacy – EQD
  3. Keep Pretending, Three of Three
  4. Keep Pretending, Two of Three
  5. Keep Pretending, One of Three
  6. Business Bubble – EQD
  7. Calendar Chaos
  8. Quenchless Fire – EQD
  9. One Storm at a Time – EQD
  10. Rockhoof's Dilemma
  11. Mistmane and the Torii of Time – EQD
  12. Room for Improvement, Methinks
  13. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Two
  14. Everyland and Nothingland – EQD
  15. Fire Burns Both Ways – EQD
  16. Limestone Pie Meets Petunia Paleo – EQD
  17. Guard Flutter (on hiatus)
  18. Jailhouse Rock – EQD
  19. Somnambula and the Demon of Dreams – EQD
  20. Adventure Belongs in a Book
  21. Music is the BEST! – EQD
  22. Zip and Zing and Azaleas Too – EQD
  23. Now The Wind Has Changed Forever – EQD
  24. Lure of the Flower – COMPLETED NOVEL
  25. Sell Me A Lemon (on hiatus)
  26. When Space Met Time – EQD
  27. Dame Trixie and the Countess of Wyrd (on hiatus)
  28. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume One
  29. Eldritch Fun Times – EQD

2017

  1. Upside-Down Cake (on hiatus)
  2. A Very Merry Commission – EQD
  3. Why the Gift is Given – EQD
  4. The Science of Hugging (on hiatus)
  5. Didgeridoo (on hiatus)
  6. Thieves, Spirits, and Romantics (on hiatus)
  7. Knitting Encouragement
  8. Here Comes the New God
  9. Rarity's Genesis – EQD
  10. Sunset in the Otherworld – EQD
  11. Unworthy of the Sun – EQD
  12. The Mare in the Magic Hat (on hiatus)
  13. The Nightmare Stigma (on hiatus)
  14. Valuable Time, or Dolce Far Niente – EQD
  15. Metal Celestia (on hiatus)
  16. Transient
  17. Beautiful Lives – EQD
  18. As Winter Dies, So Spring Is Born – EQD
  19. The Web Untangled – EQD
  20. Stinging The Trail – EQD
  21. Raven Night School – EQD
  22. The Icing on the Hearth's Warming Cake – EQD
  23. White Lightning and the Elite Pony – EQD
  24. Petalback (on hiatus)
  25. Her Song of Jubilation
  26. Friends of the Ponies

2016

  1. Eights Week
  2. Floral Issues
  3. Magical Deathmatch (on hiatus)
  4. Hive Versus Hive – EQD
  5. Practical Nightmares Only – EQD
  6. Splash Dash – EQD
  7. Villainy Abroad
  8. The Literary Hypothesis – EQD
  9. Work and Play – EQD
  10. Banal Evil
  11. Lapidify: To See And Die – EQD
  12. Rejuvenation
  13. The King and the Changeling – EQD
  14. Rise of the Solar Wind – EQD
  15. Windbags
  16. Southern Front

2015

  1. Diminished – EQD
  2. An Old Tale in a New World

2014

N/A


2013

  1. Braeburn's Ambition
  2. The Adventure of the Five Apple Cores
  3. Laurels (cancelled)
  4. Rarity Ever After (cancelled)
  5. Monster Catchers (cancelled)
  6. Insecta Non Grata (cancelled)
  7. The Last of Lapis Lazuli (cancelled)
  8. Pinkamena Diane Pie

2012

  1. Flitter's Night – EQD
  2. Jungle Tricks
  3. Redstreak Jack: Orchards of Time (cancelled)
  4. One Apple Short (In Which Twilight Learns Never To Underestimate An Apple Tree)
  5. Dare To Be Awesome
  6. Griffon a Load of Bull
  7. Horse Apple Turnover
  8. The Campaign for Extra Trixie, and other unlikely experiments
  9. Through the Eyes of the Hurricane – EQD

2011

  1. Cutie Mark Espionage Agency (cancelled) – EQD
  2. Baking for Humble Pie (cancelled)
  3. All of a Fluttershy – EQD
Dec
31st
2018

Impossible Numbers' Debut Novel! · 2:03pm Dec 31st, 2018

Blog Number 52: Debut Edition! :yay:

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Oct
17th
2019

Is A Writer A Philosopher Too? · 11:50pm Oct 17th, 2019

Blog Number 62: The Writer's Umbrella and What It Covers Edition

When you write, you're writing about humans. When you write, you're making the reader ask a question about what it means to be human. The best writers are the ones who make their readers ask the most insightful, meaningful questions.

- Source: Cold in Gardez's first blog post, "About". See https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/4304/about

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Apr
27th
2020

PonyFest 2.0: This Is The First Convention I Have Ever Been To · 12:51am Apr 27th, 2020

Blog Number 75: What I Did At My First Convention Edition

Admittedly, it's a peculiar claim to make, since there wasn't a physical space to go to in any case, so it's clearly not the same. Yet simply put: that's why it proved to be so convenient. For me, personally, I mean.

Let me tell you a tale...


This is kind of a big deal for me, because there are three major reasons why I haven't attended a convention - or anything convention-like - already.

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