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Impossible Numbers

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Amethyst Star

Vector courtesy of Razor Blade the Unicron

Blue Chameleon

OC from my previous Metal Gear Solid fandom days, and a (now-defunct) alt account on FIMFiction.net

Fics By Year of Publication, 2011-2019


  1. A Wrong-Sized Tail
  2. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Four
  3. Zesty, But With Style
  4. Plugged In
  5. Before the Rot Sets In
  6. In a Hole in the Ground…
  7. Goldilocks and the Three Months Spent in Young Offender's Prison
  8. Tavern Tactics
  9. Romancing the Sun
  10. The Scootaloo Switcheroo
  11. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Three


  1. Team Quantum (incomplete)
  2. Growing Your Own Legacy
  3. Keep Pretending, Three of Three
  4. Keep Pretending, Two of Three
  5. Keep Pretending, One of Three
  6. Business Bubble
  7. Calendar Chaos
  8. Quenchless Fire – EQD
  9. One Storm at a Time – EQD
  10. Rockhoof's Dilemma
  11. Mistmane and the Torii of Time – EQD
  12. Room for Improvement, Methinks
  13. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Two
  14. Everyland and Nothingland – EQD
  15. Fire Burns Both Ways – EQD
  16. Limestone Pie Meets Petunia Paleo – EQD
  17. Guard Flutter (incomplete)
  18. Jailhouse Rock – EQD
  19. Somnambula and the Demon of Dreams
  20. Adventure Belongs in a Book
  21. Music is the BEST!
  22. Zip and Zing and Azaleas Too
  23. Now The Wind Has Changed Forever
  24. Lure of the Flower – COMPLETED NOVEL
  25. Sell Me A Lemon (incomplete)
  26. When Space Met Time – EQD
  27. Dame Trixie and the Countess of Wyrd (incomplete)
  28. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume One
  29. Eldritch Fun Times – EQD


  1. Upside-Down Cake (incomplete)
  2. A Very Merry Commission
  3. Why the Gift is Given – EQD
  4. The Science of Hugging (incomplete)
  5. Didgeridoo (incomplete)
  6. Thieves, Spirits, and Romantics (incomplete)
  7. Knitting Encouragement
  8. Here Comes the New God
  9. Rarity's Genesis
  10. Sunset in the Otherworld – EQD
  11. Unworthy of the Sun – EQD
  12. The Mare in the Magic Hat (incomplete)
  13. The Nightmare Stigma (incomplete)
  14. Valuable Time, or Dolce Far Niente – EQD
  15. Metal Celestia (incomplete)
  16. Transient
  17. Beautiful Lives – EQD
  18. As Winter Dies, So Spring Is Born – EQD
  19. The Web Untangled – EQD
  20. Stinging The Trail – EQD
  21. Raven Night School – EQD
  22. The Icing on the Hearth's Warming Cake – EQD
  23. White Lightning and the Elite Pony – EQD
  24. Petalback (incomplete)
  25. Her Song of Jubilation
  26. Friends of the Ponies


  1. Eights Week
  2. Floral Issues
  3. Magical Deathmatch (incomplete)
  4. Hive Versus Hive – EQD
  5. Practical Nightmares Only – EQD
  6. Splash Dash – EQD
  7. Villainy Abroad
  8. The Literary Hypothesis
  9. Work and Play – EQD
  10. Banal Evil
  11. Lapidify: To See And Die – EQD
  12. Rejuvenation
  13. The King and the Changeling – EQD
  14. Rise of the Solar Wind – EQD
  15. Windbags
  16. Southern Front


  1. Diminished – EQD
  2. An Old Tale in a New World




  1. Braeburn's Ambition
  2. The Adventure of the Five Apple Cores
  3. Laurels (cancelled)
  4. Rarity Ever After (cancelled)
  5. Monster Catchers (cancelled)
  6. Insecta Non Grata (cancelled)
  7. The Last of Lapis Lazuli (cancelled)
  8. Pinkamena Diane Pie


  1. Flitter's Night – EQD
  2. Jungle Tricks
  3. Redstreak Jack: Orchards of Time (cancelled)
  4. One Apple Short (In Which Twilight Learns Never To Underestimate An Apple Tree)
  5. Dare To Be Awesome
  6. Griffon a Load of Bull
  7. Horse Apple Turnover
  8. The Campaign for Extra Trixie, and other unlikely experiments
  9. Through the Eyes of the Hurricane – EQD


  1. Cutie Mark Espionage Agency (cancelled) – EQD
  2. Baking for Humble Pie (cancelled)
  3. All of a Fluttershy – EQD

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Oh! Thank makes more sense! It always confuses me when Super Tramp says he reads my blogs, cause I'm used to him writing his very silly fun stories, so when I met him at EFNW and he was super serious about liking what I wrote I was very confused! XD


You were mentioned on PresentPerfect's last blog (this one, specifically this comment), so I went investigating. Your blogs made for fascinating reading indeed, hence the follow.

I... thank you for the follow? I'm not sure how you found me but, thank you? XD

Well, then I hope you enjoy my stories with her and my others as well. I still have a few planned. Any questions, just ask and I'll do my best to answer

We've crossed paths a fair few times, and we share an interest in the same characters (especially Dinky!). Based on that, I'm more than happy to keep an eye on what you do. It would be fascinating.

Thanks for the watch! May I ask why?


Well, I wish you good luck, and enjoy yourself either way, nnnnnnnaturally. :pinkiesmile:

Thanks for the watch! I swear I'm going to finish that story sooner or later. Hopefully sooner, now that the semester's winding down.


Honestly, the same reasons apply for both of you: a combination of name familiarity and vague curiosity leading to future interest. I get the impression we've crossed paths a few times before, and I thought, well, why not? For whatever reason, I always keep tabs on users who intrigue me.

Hello there, thank you for the watch! May I ask why I earned it?

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