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Impossible Numbers


"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."


Amethyst Star

Vector courtesy of Razor Blade the Unicron


Blue Chameleon

OC from my previous Metal Gear Solid fandom days, and a (now-defunct) alt account on FIMFiction.net

Fics By Year of Publication, 2011-2023

2023

  1. Till Death Do Us Party
  2. Diamond of the Dead
  3. Cry, Wolf

2022

  1. Midnight Bloo
  2. #Fan@tic
  3. Planting the Seeds of Doubt

2021

  1. Zombie of One – EQD
  2. Cupid Jokes
  3. Sorry (Seems To Be The Hardest Word) – EQD
  4. The Tyrant Within – EQD
  5. Long Live the Sovereign
  6. The Cloud That Never Kicked Back
  7. Moondancer, Revisited
  8. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Five

2020

  1. My Princess, My Fool
  2. The Sister Sidestep: Apple Bloom
  3. The Sister Sidestep: Scootaloo – EQD
  4. The Sister Sidestep: Sweetie Belle – EQD
  5. Still Waters Run Deep
  6. Heartbreak Hotel
  7. Dinky and the Sisterhooves – EQD
  8. Post of Honour – EQD
  9. Too La Roo La Roo Lar (That's a Skyrish Lullaby) – EQD
  10. Stormwalker – EQD
  11. The Dream World Record – EQD
  12. Beyond the Herd – EQD
  13. Queen of Assassins – EQD
  14. Mothering, Someday – EQD
  15. Haiku Sensei
  16. Awe – EQD

2019

  1. A Wrong-Sized Tail – EQD
  2. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Four
  3. Zesty, But With Style
  4. Plugged In – EQD
  5. Before the Rot Sets In – EQD
  6. In a Hole in the Ground… – EQD
  7. Goldilocks and the Three Months Spent in Young Offender's Prison
  8. Tavern Tactics – EQD
  9. Romancing the Sun – EQD
  10. The Scootaloo Switcheroo – EQD
  11. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Three

2018

  1. Team Quantum (on hiatus)
  2. Growing Your Own Legacy – EQD
  3. Keep Pretending, Three of Three
  4. Keep Pretending, Two of Three
  5. Keep Pretending, One of Three
  6. Business Bubble – EQD
  7. Calendar Chaos
  8. Quenchless Fire – EQD
  9. One Storm at a Time – EQD
  10. Rockhoof's Dilemma – EQD
  11. Mistmane and the Torii of Time – EQD
  12. Room for Improvement, Methinks
  13. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Two
  14. Everyland and Nothingland – EQD
  15. Fire Burns Both Ways – EQD
  16. Limestone Pie Meets Petunia Paleo – EQD
  17. Guard Flutter (on hiatus)
  18. Jailhouse Rock – EQD
  19. Somnambula and the Demon of Dreams – EQD
  20. Adventure Belongs in a Book – EQD
  21. Music is the BEST! – EQD
  22. Zip and Zing and Azaleas Too – EQD
  23. Now The Wind Has Changed Forever – EQD
  24. Lure of the Flower – COMPLETED NOVEL – EQD
  25. Sell Me A Lemon (on hiatus)
  26. When Space Met Time – EQD
  27. Dame Trixie and the Countess of Wyrd (on hiatus)
  28. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume One
  29. Eldritch Fun Times – EQD

2017

  1. Upside-Down Cake (on hiatus)
  2. A Very Merry Commission – EQD
  3. Why the Gift is Given – EQD
  4. The Science of Hugging (on hiatus)
  5. Didgeridoo (on hiatus)
  6. Thieves, Spirits, and Romantics (on hiatus)
  7. Knitting Encouragement
  8. Here Comes the New God
  9. Rarity's Genesis – EQD
  10. Sunset in the Otherworld – EQD
  11. Unworthy of the Sun – EQD
  12. The Mare in the Magic Hat (on hiatus)
  13. The Nightmare Stigma (on hiatus)
  14. Valuable Time, or Dolce Far Niente – EQD
  15. Metal Celestia (on hiatus)
  16. Transient
  17. Beautiful Lives – EQD
  18. As Winter Dies, So Spring Is Born – EQD
  19. The Web Untangled – EQD
  20. Stinging The Trail – EQD
  21. Raven Night School – EQD
  22. The Icing on the Hearth's Warming Cake – EQD
  23. White Lightning and the Elite Pony – EQD
  24. Petalback (on hiatus)
  25. Her Song of Jubilation
  26. Friends of the Ponies

2016

  1. Eights Week
  2. Floral Issues
  3. Magical Deathmatch (on hiatus)
  4. Hive Versus Hive – EQD
  5. Practical Nightmares Only – EQD
  6. Splash Dash – EQD
  7. Villainy Abroad
  8. The Literary Hypothesis – EQD
  9. Work and Play – EQD
  10. Banal Evil
  11. Lapidify: To See And Die – EQD
  12. Rejuvenation
  13. The King and the Changeling – EQD
  14. Rise of the Solar Wind – EQD
  15. Windbags
  16. Southern Front

2015

  1. Diminished – EQD
  2. An Old Tale in a New World

2014

N/A


2013

  1. Braeburn's Ambition
  2. The Adventure of the Five Apple Cores
  3. Laurels (cancelled)
  4. Rarity Ever After (cancelled)
  5. Monster Catchers (cancelled)
  6. Insecta Non Grata (cancelled)
  7. The Last of Lapis Lazuli (cancelled)
  8. Pinkamena Diane Pie

2012

  1. Flitter's Night – EQD
  2. Jungle Tricks
  3. Redstreak Jack: Orchards of Time (cancelled)
  4. One Apple Short (In Which Twilight Learns Never To Underestimate An Apple Tree)
  5. Dare To Be Awesome
  6. Griffon a Load of Bull
  7. Horse Apple Turnover
  8. The Campaign for Extra Trixie, and other unlikely experiments
  9. Through the Eyes of the Hurricane – EQD

2011

  1. Cutie Mark Espionage Agency (cancelled) – EQD
  2. Baking for Humble Pie (cancelled)
  3. All of a Fluttershy – EQD
Jul
3rd
2020

Season Five: The Most Interesting Season of the Show? · 6:55pm Jul 3rd, 2020

Blog Number 82: Marking Transitions Edition

I've always felt that Season Five was unique even compared to the rest of the show. A few things stood out to me, but I'd made no dedicated effort to catalogue all the myriad ways.

Well, this is going to be that effort, because the more you scratch at the surface, the more stuff just leaps out at you.

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Sep
1st
2020

The 18 Genres of Impossible Numbers · 7:04pm Sep 1st, 2020

Blog Number 90: "Let Me See Your Range" Edition

One of the tests of an adaptable writer, or so it seems to me, is the range of genres they can (and do) cater for. Specialists and niche artists exist, of course! Nothing wrong with that. What I want to get at here is just part of my much broader fascination with art in general: its near-infinite diversity.

Basically, I see it, and I want in.

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Jun
17th
2023

"Which Pony Transcripts Do You Want?" "Yes." · 7:05pm Jun 17th, 2023

Ever wanted to check every use of a particular word in the entire show? Count all the times somepony speaks? Flit from one transcript to another without all that tedious mucking about on category pages?

In short, do you want all pony transcripts combined into one super-transcript?

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:pinkiesmile: Hallo! Nice of you to pop by. Have a good day!

Hope you're doing well

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General curiosity, and a few past encounters I remember finding nicely agreeable.

Just noticed you're watching me. What brings you here?

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Just trying to say this to a random person at least once a day

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