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Impossible Numbers


Always aspire to leave the world a better place than you found it; there might be an inspection later.

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Guilds and Societies

Specimens of Interest

  • A Cup of Joe Our Pony Joe runs his doughnut shop, chats with his regulars...and lives in the shadow of a memory. by The Descendant 17,431 words · 8,332 views · 914 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Binky Pie by Miyajima 53,100 words · 14,958 views · 873 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Canterlot Follies Young Birdy is sent to Canterlot to steal an artifact and bolster Prince Blueblood's reputation. by LadyMoondancer 51,500 words · 24,627 views · 93 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Daring Do Bakes a Cake Dinner with Daring Do and her mother. by Lucky Dreams 6,158 words · 5,412 views · 225 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Derplicity Derpy Hooves is secretly a changeling. Nopony particularly notices, or cares. by Skywriter 7,984 words · 33,210 views · 3,185 likes · 47 dislikes

Specimens of Interest

  • En Fuego A conversation with Applejack spurs Fluttershy to check up on Twilight's mental well-being. Twilight's reaction to her encouragement, however, is probably not what she had in mind... by Mayclore 13,296 words · 6,820 views · 468 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Excerpts from a Filthy Diary Excerpts from Filthy Rich's diary, shedding light on a side of him you probably didn't know. by SR Foxley 20,834 words · 2,769 views · 102 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Fluttershy's Bad "Hare" Day Fluttershy turns into a rabbit by Pegasus Rescue Brigade 58,950 words · 17,888 views · 1,356 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Guardians of the Old Forest For centuries, timberwolves have guarded their secrets in the deepest corners of the old forest, but that may change when Roseluck stumbles in. A war is brewing under the shadows of the trees. by ocalhoun 17,659 words · 864 views · 76 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Gummy Tries All Day Long Gummy struggles to reach the Ponyville River. All of Ponyville tries to stop him. by Cloud Wander 5,873 words · 3,377 views · 300 likes · 3 dislikes

Specimens of Interest

  • Rainbow Dash's Tallest Tales Rainbow Dash and the Wonderbolts get tangled up with a gang of pirates. That's what Dash says, anyway. by Sciz 31,268 words · 1,962 views · 56 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Rites of Ascension Twilight makes a new spell and starts the gears of fate with her ascension to alicornhood. (Writing started before Season 3.) by CvBrony 496,749 words · 29,634 views · 2,608 likes · 69 dislikes
  • Short Cakes The Cake twins discover Ponyville. by Cloud Wander 5,885 words · 4,858 views · 355 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Sunny Skies All Day Long Celestia's Day Off by PhantomFox 8,536 words · 87,316 views · 8,810 likes · 141 dislikes
  • Surface Deep Rarity is Ponyville's most elegant pony. What made her that way? The answer lies beneath the surface by TheSlorg 5,652 words · 2,646 views · 124 likes · 5 dislikes

Specimens of Interest

  • The Contest Fluttershy returns to defend her title as Quiet Game world champion. by Cold in Gardez 6,714 words · 37,501 views · 1,823 likes · 24 dislikes
  • The Rummy Business of Old Blooey What ho! Big doin's on the night of the Grand Galloping Gala! by Cloud Wander 8,541 words · 2,283 views · 197 likes · 4 dislikes
  • The Sweetie Chronicles: Fragments Sweetie Belle must find Twilight by travelling through different Fanfic worlds... by Wanderer D 466,316 words · 36,123 views · 3,050 likes · 60 dislikes
  • Whip and Wing Daring Do & Indiana Jones battle each others' enemies in a race to save their worlds and themselves. by Fernin 55,000 words · 18,786 views · 1,520 likes · 26 dislikes

Welcome Centre and Landmark Attractions

  • Hive Versus Hive Seabreeze wants nothing more than to stay at home and relax with his family. But after his lucky escape from the Big World of the ponies, he's gained some unwelcome attention, and not just from overawed Breezie neighbours... by Impossible Numbers 46,518 words · 276 views · 20 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Lapidify: To See And Die A bureaucratic stallion visits a contact at her home, but ends up facing a rogue cockatrice in the house. by Impossible Numbers 11,705 words · 671 views · 54 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Rise of the Solar Wind A snapshot of a world in which Celestia never ascended. by Impossible Numbers 4,490 words · 1,324 views · 42 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Unworthy of the Sun In another world, Sunset worships a God. Not unusual: here magic, divinity, and nature are one. But love is different. Worship is no longer enough for Sunset; her fire burns too brightly. And what brings warmth and light can also bring destruction. by Impossible Numbers 15,038 words · 351 views · 37 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Work and Play A simple tale of how Applejack and Pinkie Pie met, and how two fillies of such different natures became unlikely friends. by Impossible Numbers 9,654 words · 431 views · 33 likes · 2 dislikes

Notable Exhibits from 2016

  • Eights Week Princess Celestia, forced to endure yet another tedious major event, reminisces over much better times. by Impossible Numbers 1,685 words · 382 views · 44 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Magical Deathmatch Ponies are missing! Kidnappings terrify Equestria! During preparations for a fundraiser fashion show, Applejack and Rarity become victims too. Once captured, they are forced into a hellish fighting tournament. Their only chance? To win their freedom. by Impossible Numbers 61,917 words · 219 views
  • Practical Nightmares Only Golden Harvest always takes pains to be the sensible one for others, but that's easier said than done when Muffins has something "ambitious" planned for Nightmare Night. by Impossible Numbers 9,608 words · 514 views · 25 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Splash Dash Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and the one and only Rainbow Dash chill out in the river, and thrash out a silly story amongst themselves while doing it. by Impossible Numbers 9,822 words · 883 views · 47 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Villainy Abroad Two henchmares-for-hire, Carmine and Vanilla, are out on yet another assignment for some artefact or other. It was supposed to be just another routine "pick-up", but then henchmares don't have the best job security in the world. by Impossible Numbers 20,390 words · 142 views · 9 likes · 1 dislikes

Contestants in the World-Building Alliance Competitions

  • An Old Tale in a New World At this turning point of history, a new frontier is colonized from across the seas. One orange farmer's foal is stolen away, and a new tale arises when three unlikely creatures all meet at the Duende Inn. by Impossible Numbers 12,558 words · 195 views
  • Diminished When the Queen of the Changelings refuses to stick her neck out for a dying soldier, Moulder’s passionate love drives her beyond convention to seek a deal with the dreaded Sorceress, who seems more interested in a fairy tale from long ago. by Impossible Numbers 9,576 words · 225 views · 11 likes · 0 dislikes
  • The Last of Lapis Lazuli Lazuli is just another slave, one of many of the Crystal Empire. Her king keeps her fellow ponies safe from a dangerous foe, or so it seems. Yet, her treasonous thoughts refuse to lie, and there's only one other she can turn to for one last talk by Impossible Numbers 4,566 words · 643 views · 21 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Laurels The crystal ponies have captured a trespassing diamond dog, but for Electra, there's more at stake here than simply wondering how best to treat an old pest in a new world... by Impossible Numbers 4,358 words · 1,095 views · 52 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Monster Catchers Jitters the donkey is a professional monster catcher in his village, but doesn't take well to the news that his next commission involves teaming up with a newcomer from the city against a particularly tricky customer. by Impossible Numbers 5,317 words · 259 views · 10 likes · 1 dislikes

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Nov
20th
2017

Didgeridoo, Pt. 2: a.k.a. About Delays · 3:43pm Monday

Blog Number 32: "Laugh and the Whole World Laughs with You" Edition

I apologize in advance, but this is going to be an unhappy post. Specifically, it's about the mismatch between starry-eyed hopes and disappointing realities, made worse because the cause of the disconnect is not obvious to me.

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Nov
10th
2017

The Element of Inspiration (aka The Day I First Watched the Show) · 6:42am November 10th

Blog Number 31: The Backstory Edition

Today is the sixth anniversary of my introduction to My Little Pony. My first proper introduction, of course: I was vaguely aware of its existence before then, but only in the casual “oh yeah, that thing exists, cue joke about how saccharine it is” sense.

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Oct
31st
2017

A Gauntlet of Words: NaPoWriMo 2017 · 1:49pm October 31st

Blog Number 30: Unfinished Business Edition

Once Wednesday 1st November 2017 comes around, National Novel Writing Month will begin, as will its pony equivalent. I have of course already signed up for the latter. As for what I intend to accomplish on this, my fourth such event (fifth if you count Calming Moon's version earlier this year), I'm in two minds about it.

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and fic releases

:rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for the Follow, hun. I really appreciate it.

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Only because laying traps would cost too much. Now, give me ten dollars and I'll go away quietly.

In all honesty, I've been neglecting my "Following" list for a long time. It is a shame I didn't buck up my ideas until just now. For the time being, I shall watch your blog posts and fic releases with interest. :twilightsmile:

You rascal

Now you're stalking me!

:rainbowkiss:

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Nah, that's pretty much all you need.

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A tartan hat, jacket, and set of bagpipes.

It's stereotypical as heck. If I didn't know better, I'd suspect I was concussed when I thought that one up.

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What do you have for that? A Scottish flag overlayed in the foreground?

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It's temporary for Remembrance Day. I have avatars for various occasions, (up to and including St Andrew's Day, oddly enough).

Nice Brodie helmet, boy.

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Feelin' good, fellow user, and yourself? That Time Action Gory Challenge oversight was more an acute case of "Eh, I'll Do It Later" Syndrome than anything else, a common if unhelpful affliction. It's happily fixed as of now.

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