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Impossible Numbers

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Impossible Numbers Joined 12th Dec, 2011 · Offline

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Blue Chameleon

OC from my previous Metal Gear Solid fandom days, and a (now-defunct) alt account on FIMFiction.net

Fics By Year of Publication, 2011-2025

2023

  1. Till Death Do Us Party – EQD
  2. Diamond of the Dead
  3. Cry, Wolf

2022

  1. Midnight Bloo
  2. #Fan@tic
  3. Planting the Seeds of Doubt

2021

  1. Zombie of One – EQD
  2. Cupid Jokes
  3. Sorry (Seems To Be The Hardest Word) – EQD
  4. The Tyrant Within – EQD
  5. Long Live the Sovereign
  6. The Cloud That Never Kicked Back – EQD
  7. Moondancer, Revisited
  8. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Five

2020

  1. My Princess, My Fool – EQD
  2. The Sister Sidestep: Apple Bloom – EQD
  3. The Sister Sidestep: Scootaloo – EQD
  4. The Sister Sidestep: Sweetie Belle – EQD
  5. Still Waters Run Deep
  6. Heartbreak Hotel – EQD
  7. Dinky and the Sisterhooves – EQD
  8. Post of Honour – EQD
  9. Too La Roo La Roo Lar (That's a Skyrish Lullaby) – EQD
  10. Stormwalker – EQD
  11. The Dream World Record – EQD
  12. Beyond the Herd – EQD
  13. Queen of Assassins – EQD
  14. Mothering, Someday – EQD
  15. Haiku Sensei
  16. Awe – EQD

2019

  1. A Wrong-Sized Tail – EQD
  2. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Four
  3. Zesty, But With Style
  4. Plugged In – EQD
  5. Before the Rot Sets In – EQD
  6. In a Hole in the Ground… – EQD
  7. Goldilocks and the Three Months Spent in Young Offender's Prison
  8. Tavern Tactics – EQD
  9. Romancing the Sun – EQD
  10. The Scootaloo Switcheroo – EQD
  11. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Three

2018

  1. Team Quantum (on hiatus)
  2. Growing Your Own Legacy – EQD
  3. Keep Pretending, Three of Three
  4. Keep Pretending, Two of Three
  5. Keep Pretending, One of Three
  6. Business Bubble – EQD
  7. Calendar Chaos
  8. Quenchless Fire – EQD
  9. One Storm at a Time – EQD
  10. Rockhoof's Dilemma – EQD
  11. Mistmane and the Torii of Time – EQD
  12. Room for Improvement, Methinks
  13. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Two
  14. Everyland and Nothingland – EQD
  15. Fire Burns Both Ways – EQD
  16. Limestone Pie Meets Petunia Paleo – EQD
  17. Guard Flutter (on hiatus)
  18. Jailhouse Rock – EQD
  19. Somnambula and the Demon of Dreams – EQD
  20. Adventure Belongs in a Book – EQD
  21. Music is the BEST! – EQD
  22. Zip and Zing and Azaleas Too – EQD
  23. Now The Wind Has Changed Forever – EQD
  24. Lure of the Flower – COMPLETED NOVEL – EQD
  25. Sell Me A Lemon (on hiatus)
  26. When Space Met Time – EQD
  27. Dame Trixie and the Countess of Wyrd (on hiatus)
  28. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume One
  29. Eldritch Fun Times – EQD

2017

  1. Upside-Down Cake (on hiatus)
  2. A Very Merry Commission – EQD
  3. Why the Gift is Given – EQD
  4. The Science of Hugging (on hiatus)
  5. Didgeridoo (on hiatus)
  6. Thieves, Spirits, and Romantics (on hiatus)
  7. Knitting Encouragement
  8. Here Comes the New God
  9. Rarity's Genesis – EQD
  10. Sunset in the Otherworld – EQD
  11. Unworthy of the Sun – EQD
  12. The Mare in the Magic Hat (on hiatus)
  13. The Nightmare Stigma (on hiatus)
  14. Valuable Time, or Dolce Far Niente – EQD
  15. Metal Celestia (on hiatus)
  16. Transient
  17. Beautiful Lives – EQD
  18. As Winter Dies, So Spring Is Born – EQD
  19. The Web Untangled – EQD
  20. Stinging The Trail – EQD
  21. Raven Night School – EQD
  22. The Icing on the Hearth's Warming Cake – EQD
  23. White Lightning and the Elite Pony – EQD
  24. Petalback (on hiatus)
  25. Her Song of Jubilation
  26. Friends of the Ponies

2016

  1. Eights Week
  2. Floral Issues
  3. Magical Deathmatch (on hiatus)
  4. Hive Versus Hive – EQD
  5. Practical Nightmares Only – EQD
  6. Splash Dash – EQD
  7. Villainy Abroad
  8. The Literary Hypothesis – EQD
  9. Work and Play – EQD
  10. Banal Evil
  11. Lapidify: To See And Die – EQD
  12. Rejuvenation
  13. The King and the Changeling – EQD
  14. Rise of the Solar Wind – EQD
  15. Windbags
  16. Southern Front

2015

  1. Diminished – EQD
  2. An Old Tale in a New World

2014

N/A

2013

  1. Braeburn's Ambition
  2. The Adventure of the Five Apple Cores
  3. Laurels (cancelled)
  4. Rarity Ever After (cancelled)
  5. Monster Catchers (cancelled)
  6. Insecta Non Grata (cancelled)
  7. The Last of Lapis Lazuli (cancelled)
  8. Pinkamena Diane Pie

2012

  1. Flitter's Night – EQD
  2. Jungle Tricks
  3. Redstreak Jack: Orchards of Time (cancelled)
  4. One Apple Short (In Which Twilight Learns Never To Underestimate An Apple Tree)
  5. Dare To Be Awesome
  6. Griffon a Load of Bull
  7. Horse Apple Turnover
  8. The Campaign for Extra Trixie, and other unlikely experiments
  9. Through the Eyes of the Hurricane – EQD

2011

  1. Cutie Mark Espionage Agency (cancelled) – EQD
  2. Baking for Humble Pie (cancelled)
  3. All of a Fluttershy – EQD

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Mar
21st
2024

The ImpossiBlog Nexus: 2020-2012 · 2:53pm Mar 21st, 2024

ImpossiBlog, iBlog, INBlog, Impo-Bloggo? I'm open to suggestions, folks.

"Nearly done..."

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Jul
3rd
2020

Season Five: The Most Interesting Season of the Show? · 6:55pm Jul 3rd, 2020

Blog Number 82: Marking Transitions Edition

I've always felt that Season Five was unique even compared to the rest of the show. A few things stood out to me, but I'd made no dedicated effort to catalogue all the myriad ways.

Well, this is going to be that effort, because the more you scratch at the surface, the more stuff just leaps out at you.

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Nov
16th
2022

Why I Love Geology (and Dislike Maud) · 11:47pm Nov 16th, 2022

Basically, because I dislike the attitude of "Oh, you like rocks? How boring." Nuts to that. Give me Petunia Paleo any day!

"ROCKS IS MAGIC!"

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Welcome Centre and Landmark Attractions, Main Hall

Stories which have been accepted by Equestria Daily, and which I think are the most polished fanfics I've written so far. This list mainly focuses upon my most recent entries.

Welcome Centre and Landmark Attractions, Second Hall

More stories which have been accepted by Equestria Daily.

Welcome Centre and Landmark Attractions, Third Hall

  • Dinky and the Sisterhooves A nosy bookworm, a put-upon carrot, a neurotic apple, a giggly airhead, and a pegasus who's all wind and no thunder. Put 'em together and what have you got? No idea, but Twilight's about to find out the hard way. by Impossible Numbers 24,099 words · 52 · 2
  • Adventure Belongs in a Book One is an upper-class if somewhat eccentric unicorn from Vanhoover. One is a country pegasus with neither manners nor patience. When both attend the same prestigious college in Canterlot, friendships are made, secrets revealed… and loyalties tested. by Impossible Numbers 20,825 words · 46 · 2
  • Post of Honour How Parcel Post got his first job, the nature of which is a complete surprise to no one but himself. by Impossible Numbers 6,363 words · 36 · 2
  • Tavern Tactics Before the final battle of the Siren War, the Pillars and Stygian take a moment to get ready, get what fun they can, and if possible, actually get along. by Impossible Numbers 19,094 words · 37 · 2
  • Lure of the Flower Daisy dreams. What of, no one can tell. Only she's spending longer and longer in a world of her own. And one day, she won't wake up at all… by Impossible Numbers 80,712 words · 25 · 2
Yet more stories which have been accepted by Equestria Daily.

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TheJediMasterEd
TheJediMasterEd #211 · Apr 19th, 2024 · · ·
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Around about 2006 I had a really bad cold and lost my sense of smell. This was the first time that had ever happened which was weird because it was something that always seemed to happen to people with colds on TV.

Then it happened again, consistently, with COVID. I'm guessing it's just something coronaviruses do.

Impossible Numbers
Impossible Numbers #209 · Aug 31st, 2022 · · ·
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:pinkiesmile: Hallo! Nice of you to pop by. Have a good day!

24 KM To Nerdiness
24 KM To Nerdiness #207 · May 31st, 2022 · · ·
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Hope you're doing well

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Impossible Numbers #203 · Nov 11th, 2021 · · ·
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General curiosity, and a few past encounters I remember finding nicely agreeable.

JesterOfDestiny
JesterOfDestiny #202 · Nov 10th, 2021 · · ·
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Just noticed you're watching me. What brings you here?

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