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Impossible Numbers

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Amethyst Star

Vector courtesy of Razor Blade the Unicron

Blue Chameleon

OC from my previous Metal Gear Solid fandom days, and a (now-defunct) alt account on FIMFiction.net

Fics By Year of Publication, 2011-2021


  1. Moondancer, Revisited
  2. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Five


  1. My Princess, My Fool
  2. The Sister Sidestep: Apple Bloom
  3. The Sister Sidestep: Scootaloo
  4. The Sister Sidestep: Sweetie Belle
  5. Still Waters Run Deep
  6. Heartbreak Hotel
  7. Dinky and the Sisterhooves
  8. Post of Honour
  9. Too La Roo La Roo Lar (That's a Skyrish Lullaby)
  10. Stormwalker
  11. The Dream World Record
  12. Beyond the Herd
  13. Queen of Assassins
  14. Mothering, Someday
  15. Haiku Sensei
  16. Awe


  1. A Wrong-Sized Tail – EQD
  2. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Four
  3. Zesty, But With Style
  4. Plugged In – EQD
  5. Before the Rot Sets In
  6. In a Hole in the Ground… – EQD
  7. Goldilocks and the Three Months Spent in Young Offender's Prison
  8. Tavern Tactics
  9. Romancing the Sun
  10. The Scootaloo Switcheroo – EQD
  11. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Three


  1. Team Quantum (on hiatus)
  2. Growing Your Own Legacy
  3. Keep Pretending, Three of Three
  4. Keep Pretending, Two of Three
  5. Keep Pretending, One of Three
  6. Business Bubble – EQD
  7. Calendar Chaos
  8. Quenchless Fire – EQD
  9. One Storm at a Time – EQD
  10. Rockhoof's Dilemma
  11. Mistmane and the Torii of Time – EQD
  12. Room for Improvement, Methinks
  13. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Two
  14. Everyland and Nothingland – EQD
  15. Fire Burns Both Ways – EQD
  16. Limestone Pie Meets Petunia Paleo – EQD
  17. Guard Flutter (on hiatus)
  18. Jailhouse Rock – EQD
  19. Somnambula and the Demon of Dreams
  20. Adventure Belongs in a Book
  21. Music is the BEST! – EQD
  22. Zip and Zing and Azaleas Too – EQD
  23. Now The Wind Has Changed Forever – EQD
  24. Lure of the Flower – COMPLETED NOVEL
  25. Sell Me A Lemon (on hiatus)
  26. When Space Met Time – EQD
  27. Dame Trixie and the Countess of Wyrd (on hiatus)
  28. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume One
  29. Eldritch Fun Times – EQD


  1. Upside-Down Cake (on hiatus)
  2. A Very Merry Commission – EQD
  3. Why the Gift is Given – EQD
  4. The Science of Hugging (on hiatus)
  5. Didgeridoo (on hiatus)
  6. Thieves, Spirits, and Romantics (on hiatus)
  7. Knitting Encouragement
  8. Here Comes the New God
  9. Rarity's Genesis – EQD
  10. Sunset in the Otherworld – EQD
  11. Unworthy of the Sun – EQD
  12. The Mare in the Magic Hat (on hiatus)
  13. The Nightmare Stigma (on hiatus)
  14. Valuable Time, or Dolce Far Niente – EQD
  15. Metal Celestia (on hiatus)
  16. Transient
  17. Beautiful Lives – EQD
  18. As Winter Dies, So Spring Is Born – EQD
  19. The Web Untangled – EQD
  20. Stinging The Trail – EQD
  21. Raven Night School – EQD
  22. The Icing on the Hearth's Warming Cake – EQD
  23. White Lightning and the Elite Pony – EQD
  24. Petalback (on hiatus)
  25. Her Song of Jubilation
  26. Friends of the Ponies


  1. Eights Week
  2. Floral Issues
  3. Magical Deathmatch (on hiatus)
  4. Hive Versus Hive – EQD
  5. Practical Nightmares Only – EQD
  6. Splash Dash – EQD
  7. Villainy Abroad
  8. The Literary Hypothesis – EQD
  9. Work and Play – EQD
  10. Banal Evil
  11. Lapidify: To See And Die – EQD
  12. Rejuvenation
  13. The King and the Changeling – EQD
  14. Rise of the Solar Wind – EQD
  15. Windbags
  16. Southern Front


  1. Diminished – EQD
  2. An Old Tale in a New World




  1. Braeburn's Ambition
  2. The Adventure of the Five Apple Cores
  3. Laurels (cancelled)
  4. Rarity Ever After (cancelled)
  5. Monster Catchers (cancelled)
  6. Insecta Non Grata (cancelled)
  7. The Last of Lapis Lazuli (cancelled)
  8. Pinkamena Diane Pie


  1. Flitter's Night – EQD
  2. Jungle Tricks
  3. Redstreak Jack: Orchards of Time (cancelled)
  4. One Apple Short (In Which Twilight Learns Never To Underestimate An Apple Tree)
  5. Dare To Be Awesome
  6. Griffon a Load of Bull
  7. Horse Apple Turnover
  8. The Campaign for Extra Trixie, and other unlikely experiments
  9. Through the Eyes of the Hurricane – EQD


  1. Cutie Mark Espionage Agency (cancelled) – EQD
  2. Baking for Humble Pie (cancelled)
  3. All of a Fluttershy – EQD

The Gratitude Attitude: Being Nice is Nice, Who'da Thunk It? · 2:31pm Jul 1st, 2020

Blog Number 81: "Count Your Blessings" Edition

Halfway through the year, and I'm heaving a sigh of relief. I'm not dead, I'm not ill, I've lost no friends or family, I have barely crossed swords with any unpleasant people, I'm sheltered, warm, well-fed, financially decent, and want for nothing to pass the time. I am, frankly, lucky. About time I said thank goodness.

As in, thank the good company I've enjoyed. Here. Personally.

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The Element of Inspiration (aka The Day I First Watched the Show) · 6:42am Nov 10th, 2017

Blog Number 31: The Backstory Edition

Today is the sixth anniversary of my introduction to My Little Pony. My first proper introduction, of course: I was vaguely aware of its existence before then, but only in the casual “oh yeah, that thing exists, cue joke about how saccharine it is” sense.

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Blog Title Loophole Abuse. Also, How I Learned to Stop Picking-'n'-Mixing and Just Watch "Equestria Girls" Already · 2:16pm Oct 1st, 2019

Blog Number 60: Um, Uh, Ah, Er Edition

I could say something smart-alec about the last post being titled the "Penultimate" Post and marvel at how clever I am at loopholing around it, but frankly I'm not that smart and I can't be bothered. Last post was retroactively wrong. That's all there is to it.

Anyway, on to the status report:

Good grief, I haven't resorted to a contents page in a while. As usual, skip to whatever you're interested in.

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