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Impossible Numbers

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Impossible Numbers Joined 12th Dec, 2011 · Offline

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Vector courtesy of Razor Blade the Unicron

Blue Chameleon

OC from my previous Metal Gear Solid fandom days, and a (now-defunct) alt account on FIMFiction.net

Fics By Year of Publication, 2011-2023

2023

  1. Till Death Do Us Party
  2. Diamond of the Dead
  3. Cry, Wolf

2022

  1. Midnight Bloo
  2. #Fan@tic
  3. Planting the Seeds of Doubt

2021

  1. Zombie of One – EQD
  2. Cupid Jokes
  3. Sorry (Seems To Be The Hardest Word)
  4. The Tyrant Within – EQD
  5. Long Live the Sovereign
  6. The Cloud That Never Kicked Back
  7. Moondancer, Revisited
  8. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Five

2020

  1. My Princess, My Fool
  2. The Sister Sidestep: Apple Bloom
  3. The Sister Sidestep: Scootaloo
  4. The Sister Sidestep: Sweetie Belle
  5. Still Waters Run Deep
  6. Heartbreak Hotel
  7. Dinky and the Sisterhooves – EQD
  8. Post of Honour – EQD
  9. Too La Roo La Roo Lar (That's a Skyrish Lullaby) – EQD
  10. Stormwalker – EQD
  11. The Dream World Record – EQD
  12. Beyond the Herd – EQD
  13. Queen of Assassins – EQD
  14. Mothering, Someday – EQD
  15. Haiku Sensei
  16. Awe – EQD

2019

  1. A Wrong-Sized Tail – EQD
  2. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Four
  3. Zesty, But With Style
  4. Plugged In – EQD
  5. Before the Rot Sets In – EQD
  6. In a Hole in the Ground… – EQD
  7. Goldilocks and the Three Months Spent in Young Offender's Prison
  8. Tavern Tactics – EQD
  9. Romancing the Sun – EQD
  10. The Scootaloo Switcheroo – EQD
  11. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Three

2018

  1. Team Quantum (on hiatus)
  2. Growing Your Own Legacy – EQD
  3. Keep Pretending, Three of Three
  4. Keep Pretending, Two of Three
  5. Keep Pretending, One of Three
  6. Business Bubble – EQD
  7. Calendar Chaos
  8. Quenchless Fire – EQD
  9. One Storm at a Time – EQD
  10. Rockhoof's Dilemma – EQD
  11. Mistmane and the Torii of Time – EQD
  12. Room for Improvement, Methinks
  13. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Two
  14. Everyland and Nothingland – EQD
  15. Fire Burns Both Ways – EQD
  16. Limestone Pie Meets Petunia Paleo – EQD
  17. Guard Flutter (on hiatus)
  18. Jailhouse Rock – EQD
  19. Somnambula and the Demon of Dreams – EQD
  20. Adventure Belongs in a Book – EQD
  21. Music is the BEST! – EQD
  22. Zip and Zing and Azaleas Too – EQD
  23. Now The Wind Has Changed Forever – EQD
  24. Lure of the Flower – COMPLETED NOVEL – EQD
  25. Sell Me A Lemon (on hiatus)
  26. When Space Met Time – EQD
  27. Dame Trixie and the Countess of Wyrd (on hiatus)
  28. Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume One
  29. Eldritch Fun Times – EQD

2017

  1. Upside-Down Cake (on hiatus)
  2. A Very Merry Commission – EQD
  3. Why the Gift is Given – EQD
  4. The Science of Hugging (on hiatus)
  5. Didgeridoo (on hiatus)
  6. Thieves, Spirits, and Romantics (on hiatus)
  7. Knitting Encouragement
  8. Here Comes the New God
  9. Rarity's Genesis – EQD
  10. Sunset in the Otherworld – EQD
  11. Unworthy of the Sun – EQD
  12. The Mare in the Magic Hat (on hiatus)
  13. The Nightmare Stigma (on hiatus)
  14. Valuable Time, or Dolce Far Niente – EQD
  15. Metal Celestia (on hiatus)
  16. Transient
  17. Beautiful Lives – EQD
  18. As Winter Dies, So Spring Is Born – EQD
  19. The Web Untangled – EQD
  20. Stinging The Trail – EQD
  21. Raven Night School – EQD
  22. The Icing on the Hearth's Warming Cake – EQD
  23. White Lightning and the Elite Pony – EQD
  24. Petalback (on hiatus)
  25. Her Song of Jubilation
  26. Friends of the Ponies

2016

  1. Eights Week
  2. Floral Issues
  3. Magical Deathmatch (on hiatus)
  4. Hive Versus Hive – EQD
  5. Practical Nightmares Only – EQD
  6. Splash Dash – EQD
  7. Villainy Abroad
  8. The Literary Hypothesis – EQD
  9. Work and Play – EQD
  10. Banal Evil
  11. Lapidify: To See And Die – EQD
  12. Rejuvenation
  13. The King and the Changeling – EQD
  14. Rise of the Solar Wind – EQD
  15. Windbags
  16. Southern Front

2015

  1. Diminished – EQD
  2. An Old Tale in a New World

2014

N/A

2013

  1. Braeburn's Ambition
  2. The Adventure of the Five Apple Cores
  3. Laurels (cancelled)
  4. Rarity Ever After (cancelled)
  5. Monster Catchers (cancelled)
  6. Insecta Non Grata (cancelled)
  7. The Last of Lapis Lazuli (cancelled)
  8. Pinkamena Diane Pie

2012

  1. Flitter's Night – EQD
  2. Jungle Tricks
  3. Redstreak Jack: Orchards of Time (cancelled)
  4. One Apple Short (In Which Twilight Learns Never To Underestimate An Apple Tree)
  5. Dare To Be Awesome
  6. Griffon a Load of Bull
  7. Horse Apple Turnover
  8. The Campaign for Extra Trixie, and other unlikely experiments
  9. Through the Eyes of the Hurricane – EQD

2011

  1. Cutie Mark Espionage Agency (cancelled) – EQD
  2. Baking for Humble Pie (cancelled)
  3. All of a Fluttershy – EQD

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Dec
31st
2018

Impossible Numbers' Debut Novel! · 2:03pm Dec 31st, 2018

Blog Number 52: Debut Edition! :yay:

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17th
2019

Is A Writer A Philosopher Too? · 11:50pm Oct 17th, 2019

Blog Number 62: The Writer's Umbrella and What It Covers Edition

When you write, you're writing about humans. When you write, you're making the reader ask a question about what it means to be human. The best writers are the ones who make their readers ask the most insightful, meaningful questions.

- Source: Cold in Gardez's first blog post, "About". See https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/4304/about

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27th
2020

PonyFest 2.0: This Is The First Convention I Have Ever Been To · 12:51am Apr 27th, 2020

Blog Number 75: What I Did At My First Convention Edition

Admittedly, it's a peculiar claim to make, since there wasn't a physical space to go to in any case, so it's clearly not the same. Yet simply put: that's why it proved to be so convenient. For me, personally, I mean.

Let me tell you a tale...

This is kind of a big deal for me, because there are three major reasons why I haven't attended a convention - or anything convention-like - already.

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  • Zombie of One Ruby is having a terrible nightmare. She can’t run from it, she can’t hide from it, but she can never, ever tell anyone about it. And it only gets worse when she falls asleep. by Impossible Numbers 17,509 words · 28 · 2
  • The Tyrant Within In the world of ponydom, they were at school together. Trained together. Fought together. And one day, they will fight again... by Impossible Numbers 15,000 words · 29 · 3
  • Dinky and the Sisterhooves A nosy bookworm, a put-upon carrot, a neurotic apple, a giggly airhead, and a pegasus who's all wind and no thunder. Put 'em together and what have you got? No idea, but Twilight's about to find out the hard way. by Impossible Numbers 24,099 words · 50 · 2
  • Adventure Belongs in a Book One is an upper-class if somewhat eccentric unicorn from Vanhoover. One is a country pegasus with neither manners nor patience. When both attend the same prestigious college in Canterlot, friendships are made, secrets revealed… and loyalties tested. by Impossible Numbers 20,825 words · 44 · 2
  • Post of Honour How Parcel Post got his first job, the nature of which is a complete surprise to no one but himself. by Impossible Numbers 6,363 words · 34 · 2
Stories which have been accepted by Equestria Daily, and which I think are the most polished fanfics I've written so far. This list mainly focuses upon my most recent entries.

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  • Tavern Tactics Before the final battle of the Siren War, the Pillars and Stygian take a moment to get ready, get what fun they can, and if possible, actually get along. by Impossible Numbers 19,094 words · 37 · 2
  • Lure of the Flower Daisy dreams. What of, no one can tell. Only she's spending longer and longer in a world of her own. And one day, she won't wake up at all… by Impossible Numbers 80,712 words · 23 · 2
  • Too La Roo La Roo Lar (That's a Skyrish Lullaby) Where did they come from? Where did they get their love for Friendship Journals? Where are they going from here? And more to the point: what in Tartarus are they fighting about THIS time? by Impossible Numbers 10,869 words · 44 · 2
  • Stormwalker Harsh thunder and sharp lightning on one side. Weak clouds and endless chasing on the other. What's a big sister to do? by Impossible Numbers 5,657 words · 35 · 1
  • The Dream World Record Scootaloo. The greatest pony who ever rode through the streets of Equestria. The first pony to circumnavigate the world. Only... no one said WHICH world. by Impossible Numbers 2,687 words · 48 · 2
More stories which have been accepted by Equestria Daily.

Welcome Centre and Landmark Attractions, Third Hall

  • Beyond the Herd Why would an apple fall far from her tree? Just ask the butterfly. by Impossible Numbers 9,103 words · 196 · 3
  • Mothering, Someday Mare's Day, a tribute to motherhood. Twilight Velvet is the ordinary mother of an extraordinary family; Derpy is the opposite. They normally wouldn't cross paths, but in a town where an outsider can become Princess of Friendship, anything's possible. by Impossible Numbers 47,674 words · 83 · 2
  • Before the Rot Sets In Grand Pear is never going back to Ponyville. Never! No matter what his wife says. No matter how late it is to try. And no matter how much he wants to. by Impossible Numbers 5,272 words · 61 · 2
  • Awe Nowadays, “awesome” is such an overused, weakened word. Not in the old days. Back then, it used to be the province of pegasi. Of the lords and ladies of the heavens. Of thunder and lightning. Of life and death. Of gods. by Impossible Numbers 5,972 words · 43 · 2
  • Rockhoof's Dilemma Upon earning his place in the Mighty Helm, Rockhoof joins his fellow warriors in the mead hall and finds his first challenge: determining what is the right thing to do. All the more crucial, when war is imminent between ponies and griffons. by Impossible Numbers 6,530 words · 20 · 2
Yet more stories which have been accepted by Equestria Daily.

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:pinkiesmile: Hallo! Nice of you to pop by. Have a good day!

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Hope you're doing well

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General curiosity, and a few past encounters I remember finding nicely agreeable.

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Just noticed you're watching me. What brings you here?

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Just trying to say this to a random person at least once a day

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