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The ImpossiBlog Nexus: 2020-2012 · 2:53pm March 21st

ImpossiBlog, iBlog, INBlog, Impo-Bloggo? I'm open to suggestions, folks.

"Nearly done..."


For newer blog posts, continue to the next "blog nexus" here:

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Blog Number 250: "Back Where You Began" Edition

Funny how I've written more blog posts in the last three years than I did for the prior nine. Must've been a gradual confidence thing.

I was going to be a smarty-pants and pretentiously ask which came first: the domestication of the horse, or the rise of complex civilization (i.e. cities). Only it turns out they're not straightforward phenomena, given the gradual association of humans and horses during the last 10,000 years plus, as well as the haziness of when early villages and agricultural settlements segue into unambiguous cities. (At a rough guess, however, horses seem to have been almost fully domesticated in the Eurasian steppes about 3,500-3,000 B.C., whereas the first known city might have been Eridu in 5,400 B.C., so point goes to complex civilization here).

So let me try something else...

Anyway, we're not here for random stuff! We're here for the summary of all the blog posts I've ever done on random stuff! More below the double-break! :yay:

"I'm gonna do it..."



2020 Blogs


December, 2020

New Decade, New Plan: First Results 3:48am
31st of Dec, 2020 2 comments
98 views

Seasons Greetings from a Mathematical Concept! 8:35pm
24th of Dec, 2020 8 comments
110 views

Miscellaneous Christmas to All, and to All a Good Mix! 10:55am
22nd of Dec, 2020 15 comments
120 views

Three Featured Fics!? Three!? 11:29pm
5th of Dec, 2020 16 comments
256 views

A November to Remember 11:56am
1st of Dec, 2020 19 comments
182 views


November, 2020

L-Space and the Library of Fics That Could Have Existed 11:14pm
25th of Nov, 2020 4 comments
144 views

Extraordinary Words: The NaPoWriMo That Never Was 11:35am
20th of Nov, 2020 16 comments
123 views

Jinglemas, Jinglemas, Jinglemas Rock... 8:12pm
16th of Nov, 2020 2 comments
119 views

To the Genius Who Downvoted My Last 49 Fics Within the Last Few Hours 10:24am
9th of Nov, 2020 34 comments
302 views

No, Let's Be Positive: Miscellaneous Redux and Life, the Universe, and Everything 1:03am
6th of Nov, 2020 8 comments
133 views

Miscellaneous 9:10pm
5th of Nov, 2020 7 comments
115 views


October, 2020

Keeping Tags On 'Em: Character Biases When Writing Fanfiction 3:37pm
30th of Oct, 2020 12 comments
556 views

Achievement Unlocked: "Life Begins at 40" 10:44am
25th of Oct, 2020 6 comments
95 views

Dinky of the Sisterhooves: From Mere Side Sister to Leader of the Pack 3:08pm
23rd of Oct, 2020 4 comments
125 views

Breaking the Break, and Why 108 is Such an Amazing Number 12:42pm
16th of Oct, 2020 4 comments
137 views

I Think I'm Giving People the Wrong Idea 4:06pm
13th of Oct, 2020 15 comments
199 views

I Can't Put Up With This Anymore 11:36pm
12th of Oct, 2020 24 comments
350 views

Everyone And Teen (Because Teens Are An Alien Species) 3:13am
9th of Oct, 2020 3 comments
128 views

A Susurration Where There Should Be A Sound 1:43am
6th of Oct, 2020 8 comments
163 views


September, 2020

Final Report for September 2020 11:07pm
30th of Sep, 2020 7 comments
150 views

Day ??? 11:10pm
25th of Sep, 2020 11 comments
159 views

Day 7: Moving Sideways, and a Rarity-Applejack Extract 12:50am
25th of Sep, 2020 8 comments
136 views

Day 6: Nearly Nine Years Since I Joined the Fandom 10:33pm
23rd of Sep, 2020 3 comments
131 views

Day 5: Regrettably, "Stage Fright" Wins Round One 11:57pm
22nd of Sep, 2020 0 comments
87 views

Day 4: The Frontier Approaches 10:47pm
21st of Sep, 2020 0 comments
59 views

Day 3: Sunflower is a Real Bad Seed 1:31am
21st of Sep, 2020 5 comments
95 views

Day 2: What a Silly Pinkie Pie 10:40pm
19th of Sep, 2020 2 comments
134 views

Day 1: Don't Worry, We'll Have You Acting Like A True Man(e)hattanite In No Time... 1:05am
19th of Sep, 2020 1 comments
57 views

Day 0: The Has-Been and the Never-Was 2:13am
18th of Sep, 2020 3 comments
113 views

My Writing Studio is (Temporarily) Open: Announcing a New Week-Long Writing Experiment 6:46pm
17th of Sep, 2020 4 comments
72 views

Why I Despise Remake Culture 6:33pm
11th of Sep, 2020 7 comments
206 views

In Which Reviews are Revealed, Criticisms are Noted, and the Author Comes Away a Wiser Idiot 5:48pm
8th of Sep, 2020 9 comments
261 views

The 18 Genres of Impossible Numbers 8:04pm
1st of Sep, 2020 13 comments
380 views


August, 2020

Why Are There Way, Way, WAAAY More Ideas Than Fics? 1:00pm
18th of Aug, 2020 6 comments
177 views

Stories Cut Down To Size 3:39pm
12th of Aug, 2020 9 comments
148 views

I Think I'm In a Social Rut: Suggestions for Improvement? 7:21pm
4th of Aug, 2020 9 comments
243 views

August Status Report: Mildly Self-Disappointed, But Thankfully Not Dead Yet 10:15am
1st of Aug, 2020 0 comments
116 views


July, 2020

Revision to "New Decade, New Plan" 2:09pm
23rd of Jul, 2020 2 comments
136 views

"Frenemies", or: Three Villains in a Boat 9:08pm
21st of Jul, 2020 11 comments
288 views

The Poison Stops Here 4:37am
20th of Jul, 2020 13 comments
391 views

Season Five: The Most Interesting Season of the Show? 7:55pm
3rd of Jul, 2020 10 comments
288 views

The Gratitude Attitude: Being Nice is Nice, Who'da Thunk It? 3:31pm
1st of Jul, 2020 11 comments
343 views


June, 2020

A Villain's Eye View: Writing Queen Chrysalis 6:57pm
8th of Jun, 2020 6 comments
225 views

I Aim to Be on the Side of the Angels 7:19pm
5th of Jun, 2020 34 comments
1,198 views

At Last, I Come Back Swinging! "Mothering, Someday" and the Road to Writing Again 6:47pm
1st of Jun, 2020 12 comments
192 views


May, 2020

Has Anyone Seen Paperhearts Lately? 10:11am
27th of May, 2020 4 comments
363 views

A New Challenge Enters: The May 2020 Pairing Contest 7:29pm
7th of May, 2020 4 comments
192 views


April, 2020

PonyFest 2.0: This Is The First Convention I Have Ever Been To 1:51am
27th of Apr, 2020 10 comments
271 views

What Tiger Was I Smoking When I Wrote This? 10:08pm
17th of Apr, 2020 2 comments
135 views

Behind the Numbers: What the Coronavirus Death Counts Are, and What They Mean
#Coronavirus #COVID-19 #Death 12:21am
1st of Apr, 2020 7 comments
377 views


March, 2020

Meet the Coronavirus Family: Viruses, Virus Groups, and SARS-CoV-2 in Context
#Coronavirus 5:30pm
27th of Mar, 2020 9 comments
313 views

A VERY Simplified Comparison Between Influenza and Coronavirus Death Rates in the US
#Coronavirus #Flu #Influenza #Flu virus #Death #Death rates #Deaths #World Health Organisation #World Health Organization #W.H.O. #WHO #CDC #Centers for Disease Control and Prevention #Center for Disease Control and Prevention #Source #COVID-19 #Comparison #SARS-COV-2 #Virus #Interest 4:40pm
25th of Mar, 2020 9 comments
291 views

COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund
#Coronavirus #Safety #Safe #Security #Scammers #Scams #Scam #World Health Organisation #World Health Organization #W.H.O. #WHO #Guidelines #Links #Source #COVID-19 #Donate #Donation #Donations #Fund #COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund 7:53pm
23rd of Mar, 2020 0 comments
226 views

Be Aware of Scammers Pretending To Be W.H.O.: Online Security Guidelines Here
#Coronavirus #Safety #Safe #Security #Scammers #Scams #Scam #World Health Organisation #World Health Organization #W.H.O. #WHO #Guidelines #Links #Source #COVID-19 6:59pm
23rd of Mar, 2020 9 comments
566 views


February, 2020

New Decade, New Plan 3:35pm
24th of Feb, 2020 6 comments
219 views


2019 Blogs


December, 2019

'Twas the Eve of Hearth's Warming, (Well, Christmas I Guess), And With Season Eight Over, I'll Simply Confess... 6:54pm
24th of Dec, 2019 6 comments
202 views

The Oddity of Season Eight 7:39pm
15th of Dec, 2019 19 comments
329 views


November, 2019

Audio Readings Ahoy! And a Big Thank You to the One Who Made 'Em Happen! 12:41pm
14th of Nov, 2019 6 comments
178 views

National Pony Writing Month, 2019 Iteration 10:09am
4th of Nov, 2019 7 comments
125 views


October, 2019

Wanted: A Strategy to Exorcise Laziness 12:56am
26th of Oct, 2019 9 comments
226 views

Is A Writer A Philosopher Too? 12:50am
18th of Oct, 2019 11 comments
289 views

You're a Writer: What's Your Weapon Status? 9:54pm
10th of Oct, 2019 6 comments
144 views

Blog Title Loophole Abuse. Also, How I Learned to Stop Picking-'n'-Mixing and Just Watch "Equestria Girls" Already 3:16pm
1st of Oct, 2019 7 comments
250 views


August, 2019

Penultimate Post 4:16am
18th of Aug, 2019 36 comments
388 views


June, 2019

Currently Under Construction 2:50am
30th of Jun, 2019 2 comments
205 views

Function and Malfunction 5:15pm
27th of Jun, 2019 0 comments
143 views

Why I Don't Participate More Often In The Fandom, Yet Still Want To Keep Writing Fanfics 9:45pm
20th of Jun, 2019 15 comments
361 views


May, 2019

Death of a Pipe Dream 2:01am
24th of May, 2019 8 comments
242 views


March, 2019

'Tis Done 1:17am
6th of Mar, 2019 5 comments
310 views


February, 2019

Blue Chameleons and Metal Gear Crises: A Plot Twist and a Backstory 12:00pm
20th of Feb, 2019 13 comments
369 views


2018 Blogs


December, 2018

Impossible Numbers' Debut Novel! 2:03pm
31st of Dec, 2018 11 comments
786 views

I'm In The Wrong Business 11:28pm
27th of Dec, 2018 19 comments
423 views

'Tw(ill be) the Night Before Christmas, (Roast Dinners ahoy!), Be Ye Merry with Sherry, and Savour "La Joie" 1:30pm
24th of Dec, 2018 4 comments
189 views


November, 2018

Final NaPoWriMo Report: 30/11/2018 11:57pm
30th of Nov, 2018 4 comments
197 views

NaPoWriMo Report: 18/11/2018 5:35pm
18th of Nov, 2018 3 comments
163 views

NaPoWriMo Report: 12/11/2018 12:24pm
12th of Nov, 2018 0 comments
121 views

NaPoWriMo Report: 06/11/2018 10:06am
6th of Nov, 2018 5 comments
137 views

It's That Time of Year Again: NaPoWriMo 2018 1:22pm
1st of Nov, 2018 10 comments
162 views


October, 2018

Hiatus Ends 3:25pm
1st of Oct, 2018 8 comments
195 views


September, 2018

Subjective-Objective Confusion Disorder 1:09pm
30th of Sep, 2018 12 comments
218 views

Just Poking My Head Round the Door 9:53am
3rd of Sep, 2018 8 comments
215 views


July, 2018

Confessional: I Am Just Going Outside. I May Be Some Time. 2:58pm
4th of Jul, 2018 17 comments
378 views


June, 2018

To Write For Love of Writing 2:58pm
1st of Jun, 2018 3 comments
217 views


May, 2018

Extremes: The Best of Times and the Worst of Times 1:17pm
1st of May, 2018 12 comments
266 views


April, 2018

Quarterly Report for 2018 10:59am
1st of Apr, 2018 0 comments
244 views


March, 2018

Reaching for the Stars, or Astronomer Twinkleshine's Debut 11:15am
19th of Mar, 2018 6 comments
370 views


February, 2018

60,000 Words Again, But Still Not Publishing (Most Of) Them 11:15pm
15th of Feb, 2018 0 comments
249 views

Saying "Thank You" the Long Way Round 5:03pm
1st of Feb, 2018 5 comments
321 views


January, 2018

2018: The (Hopefully Superior) Sequel to 2017 12:14pm
1st of Jan, 2018 4 comments
345 views


2017 Blogs


December, 2017

From the Other Side of the Gauntlet: A Conclusion to NaPoWriMo 2017 2:37pm
1st of Dec, 2017 2 comments
252 views


November, 2017

Didgeridoo, Pt. 2: a.k.a. About Delays 3:43pm
20th of Nov, 2017 6 comments
400 views

The Element of Inspiration (aka The Day I First Watched the Show) 6:42am
10th of Nov, 2017 1 comments
396 views


October, 2017

A Gauntlet of Words: NaPoWriMo 2017 1:49pm
31st of Oct, 2017 5 comments
238 views

The Official Pinkie Pie Group Collaboration 11:01am
21st of Oct, 2017 0 comments
243 views


May, 2017

Character Tags! 209 Freshly Listed Character Tags! Get Your Hyperlinked Character Tags Right Here! They're Lovely! 6:33pm
1st of May, 2017 6 comments
553 views


April, 2017

Princesses, Prompts, Private Pansy, and a Plethora of Pretty Pictures 2:48pm
3rd of Apr, 2017 5 comments
471 views


March, 2017

Beautiful Lives, Tags with Potential, and Lists, Lists, Lists 12:39pm
6th of Mar, 2017 2 comments
417 views


February, 2017

The Oddity of Season Six 7:00pm
17th of Feb, 2017 8 comments
347 views


January, 2017

And So Ends Another 366-Page Volume in the Book Series of Life 2:48pm
12th of Jan, 2017 2 comments
358 views


2016 Blogs


December, 2016

The Fruits of Autumn, or What I Did For NaPoWriMo 5:05pm
1st of Dec, 2016 2 comments
430 views


November, 2016

Sorry For Being So Late, or National Pony Writing Month the Third 8:33pm
19th of Nov, 2016 0 comments
335 views


September, 2016

The First "Milestone Post" of Impossible Numbers 11:18pm
16th of Sep, 2016 0 comments
294 views


January, 2016

Fifty Months Later, I Finally Have My First DVDs 9:51pm
19th of Jan, 2016 4 comments
392 views


2015 Blogs


October, 2015

Kingdom of the Diamond Skull, more like: a saddened fan disagrees with the choice of episode title 11:24am
14th of Oct, 2015 0 comments
286 views


May, 2015

I'm Not Dead: May Include Episode Review 3:49pm
27th of May, 2015 0 comments
230 views


2013 Blogs


August, 2013

Four and a Half Minutes of JanAnimation Goodness, and a Request of Mine 10:44am
7th of Aug, 2013 4 comments
498 views


June, 2013

What Would Be An Awesome MLP:FiM Movie? 3:20pm
21st of Jun, 2013 9 comments
419 views


April, 2013

On Pony Ramblings, Confidence Boosters, Personality Tests, and Double Rainbooms 10:31pm
9th of Apr, 2013 8 comments
379 views


February, 2013

What Would Be An Awesome MLP:FiM Spin-Off? 1:48pm
13th of Feb, 2013 3 comments
409 views

Cadence, Contests, and Writer's Block 1:14pm
10th of Feb, 2013 6 comments
327 views


January, 2013

Part One: "Suggested Classic Short Stories?" Part Two: "My First Audiobook!" 4:45pm
22nd of Jan, 2013 3 comments
248 views


2012 Blogs


November, 2012

The Myth of Insecure Bullies 1:10pm
25th of Nov, 2012 10 comments
1,096 views


October, 2012

Short Story Preview: A Sample of Behind-the-Scenes Writing 3:15pm
3rd of Oct, 2012 1 comments
408 views


September, 2012

National Pony Writing Month results are up! 4:57pm
30th of Sep, 2012 0 comments
317 views

Update: An Unusual One-Shot Is On The Way 6:06pm
23rd of Sep, 2012 6 comments
443 views


August, 2012

Peaks and Troughs 6:26pm
29th of Aug, 2012 2 comments
282 views

Didgeridoo, Pt.1 1:55am
11th of Aug, 2012 0 comments
383 views

An Opportunity for Writers 11:16pm
2nd of Aug, 2012 3 comments
276 views


July, 2012

Character Selection? How does it work? 3:04am
24th of Jul, 2012 3 comments
255 views

Collecting Butterflies; or Interesting Fics and other tidbits 6:43pm
9th of Jul, 2012 0 comments
306 views


June, 2012

Redstreak Jack: Orchards of Time, and other things 6:14pm
27th of Jun, 2012 5 comments
323 views


May, 2012

Twenty three weeks without a blog, so let's make it a good one. 3:10am
22nd of May, 2012 2 comments
431 views



"Almost done..."

P.S. A few bits of random trivia for you (correct as of the time of posting: obviously, this info stands a good chance of becoming outdated in due time):

  • Year with the Most Blog Posts: 2020, with 55 (see About)
  • Month with the Most Blog Posts: September 2020, with 14*
  • Blog Post with the Most Comments: Penultimate Post, with 36 comments**
  • Blog Post with the Most Views: I Aim to Be on the Side of the Angels, with 1,198 views***
  • Total Number of Posts Mentioning "Impossible Numbers" in Any Capacity: 355****

* Helped by the fact that ten of them were due to a single experimental "my studio is open" writing journal.

** Basically when I announced I'd be leaving... only to come back two months later. :twilightblush: Sorry about that, guys. I was in a bad place at the time.

*** Which was basically a blog nexus of its own during an... unpleasantly eye-opening time in 2020. That said, if you look at all site posts re: "Impossible Numbers" based on viewership - and skip the review blogs from other users - then The Myth of Insecure Bullies comes out on top, which only has 1,096 views. So I'm guessing one of the counts is for "number of users who viewed the blog, irrespective of how many times any one user did so".

**** Includes the current blog post. Since 250 of those are my own doing, that adds up to 105 mentions on other people's. That said, I know at least one of them has nothing to do with me, as it's a review of "A Canterlot Wedding" and the only match is:

It would imply months of higher militarization in Canterlot, if not a flagrantly impossible number of years.

THANKS FANOFMOSTEVERYTHING! 😛

Plus, four of them are just PaulAsaran mentioning he's going to review a story of mine next week.

THANKS PAULASARAN! 😛

Oh, and eight of them are due to Pascoite's habit of linking to prior Author Spotlights every time he does one, ever since he genuinely did one on me.

THANKS PASCOITE! 😛

So... I'd say about 92 more involved mentions total, e.g. reviews and blog promotions. This doesn't include reviews off-site, mind you, or Loganberry would have a sizeable portion all to himself thanks to his ponyfic roundup reviews (he's done thirteen that include me as one of the candidates).


Funny how 2014 (exactly ten years prior to today) remains the only year wherein I posted absolutely nothing. My activity in general went quiet for a couple of years around that time - blog posts and stories too - and to this day I'm still not sure why. I mean, nothing particularly traumatic or dramatic happened to throw me off, and if anything I remember enjoying Season Four as a return to form around that same time. Maybe it was just a deliberate strategy for the sake of trying a new tack? Curious.

Anyway, 2014 might have been a dud, but 2024 I hope will be a blast. :rainbowdetermined2:

"YEEHAW! I FINALLY DID IT!"

"So what's next!?"


That's all for now! Impossible Numbers, out! :scootangel:

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Comments ( 8 )

You’re welcome. :derpytongue2: Here’s to a great rest of the year!

A lot interesting there, especially the trivia! I can only imagine trying to pierce together number of times I’ve been mentioned outside of my own blogs, given the official name change last year, even if I had effectively been Ghost Mike for 2+ years now. It would mean cross-referencing with a separate search via the old name and eliminating a lot of dupes…! :twilightoops:

5773313

I get why you did it, but consistency such as this is one reason why I'd never change my handle. Ever since I found out that "impossible numbers" should have been "imaginary numbers", given the mathematical reference I was going for, I've just gone the route of the Unseen University Librarian: gotten so used to my current form that I've resisted all efforts to change it.*

* Give or take my experiment with the "Blue Chameleon VI" alternative account, but that was a side project.

Besides, "Impossible" has a bit more punch than "Imaginary", methinks. :twistnerd:

This doesn't include reviews off-site, mind you, or Loganberry would have a sizeable portion all to himself thanks to his ponyfic roundup reviews (he's done thirteen that include me as one of the candidates).

I'd have more than thirteen if it weren't for those meddling kids my neglecting to do the monthly Ponyfic Roundup, er, roundup on here that I did for a while. Be thankful for small mercies! :rainbowwild:

5773316

I still love the fact that the thirteenth fic turned out to be a Nightmare Night one. That's just too perfect.

I'm open to suggestions, folks.

What you have sounds good.

5773361

That counts as a suggestion! Thanks! 👍

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