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Orbiting Kettle

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

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Egocentric Blog Post · 9:58pm February 15th

"O kettle yer metal is a terrible hue
Riddled wi' holes cannae hold yer brew
Yer lids all crooked & yer sides bashed in
It'll no be long afore ye see the bin"

The Pot & Kettle - The Rumjacks

Brief and completely self-serving announcement.

As of today, I'm one year older. Well, technically it's just a day more than yesterday, but I'm sure you get the gist of it.

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Depends. I need coffee to live, but tea is nice.

tea or coffee?

Mostly potatoes, but they come from the new world so they count as exotic:twistnerd:

"I've roasted a wealth of exotic things..."

Oh, do tell??


2407156 Thank you for the kind compliment, I'm just glad you enjoy the story. It's a real rollercoaster ride sometimes, but oh so fun :rainbowlaugh:

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