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Orbiting Kettle

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

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Reading of Cookies at Midnight · 12:34pm Dec 19th, 2021

Hello all, I'm still alive, although generally overwhelmed (in a positive way) by life.

So, I'm briefly popping in to point you at something awesome Quinch has done. They made a wonderful reading of Cookies at Midnight that you can find right here: https://youtu.be/BGjwXzmeLMQ

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That short bio...

Ye've boilt nae mair'n 'em old soup bones
I've boilt the tea for them stately homes
I were rattled like a drum each Hogmanay
Then scrubbed tae the devil on the follwin' day!

(Rumjacks - The Pot & Kettle)

You deserve a smile, awesome possum!

Trying to spread more kindness around this site. Always here to bring the cheer. 😇💖

You're my friend-a-doodle now. Have a cookie! 🍪


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