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Orbiting Kettle

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

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La buona novella · 6:35pm October 20th

I'll keep it short, and i don't know how much I'll be present in the next days, but...

I've become father!

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It is, just a bit less fancy.

Is your username a reference to Russell's teapot? It seems somehow fitting...

Congratulations, you have earned a spot on The List!


Your story, I Don't Want to Grow Up and A Bug on a Stick, was considered worthy of spreading around to as large an audience as possible.

Oh my, what an honor. I shall treasure the badge along with my other, dearest possessions.:raritystarry:

Congratulations [SUBJECT NAME HERE], you have earned the...

You must be the pride of [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE]!

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