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Orbiting Kettle

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

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La buona novella · 6:35pm Oct 20th, 2020

I'll keep it short, and i don't know how much I'll be present in the next days, but...

I've become father!

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You deserve a smile, awesome possum!

Trying to spread more kindness around this site. Always here to bring the cheer. 😇💖

You're my friend-a-doodle now. Have a cookie! 🍪


It is, just a bit less fancy.

Is your username a reference to Russell's teapot? It seems somehow fitting...

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