• Member Since 17th Sep, 2014
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Orbiting Kettle


I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

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  • Registered: Sep 17th, 2014

Stories ( 19 )

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  • EA Bug on a Stick
    Celestia was a filly living on an isolated farm and harboring dreams of greatness. Chrysalis was a black goo poured out from a wound in the walls of reality and with a weak grasp on the amount of fangs one should have. Friendship happened.
    Orbiting Kettle · 131k words  ·  708  8 · 6.4k views
  • EI Don't Want to Grow Up
    Another day, another failed assault on Equestria. Now poor Chitin has to report to Chrysalis and be the bearer of bad news. Such things had the tendency to be unhealthy if one wasn't lucky. Chitin didn't feel lucky at all.
    Orbiting Kettle · 3.2k words  ·  593  6 · 7.7k views
  • EA Good Filly
    Sometimes it takes more than Flugelhorns and Crystal berries to heal old wounds.
    Orbiting Kettle · 1.1k words  ·  296  3 · 2.4k views
  • THarissa
    Zecora may lead a peaceful life now, but her story began once upon a time, in a far away land, amidst blood and treachery.
    Orbiting Kettle · 6k words  ·  187  1 · 2.7k views