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Professor Plum


Friends who want to stay friends don't discuss religion or politics.


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  • The End of Ponies A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past. by shortskirtsandexplosions 527,556 words · 28,287 views · 1,899 likes · 63 dislikes
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I'm Professor Plum. Story approver, reviewer, editor, and livestreamer for the masses.

Got horseword questions? Drop me a PM, and I'll see what I can do.

Want to hear my opinions on things? Check out the Seattle's Angels Resource Thread, where you can find a complete list of all the reviews we've done, as well as all the livestreams we've put up. Except for that one at bronycon last year. No, aquaman, it's not getting published.

Co-founder, Admin and Reviewer for WRITE, a collection of some this fandom's most experienced reviewers.
Co-founder and Admin of The Admin's Group, dedicated to helping people with running their hoerswerd collections.
Admin of—and Reviewer for—Seattle's Angels, a group about unearthing lost treasures.
Admin of The World-Building Alliance, for all the non-pony in the pony.
Admin of The Last Roundup, a group that aims to be a viable, quality-based alternative to the Feature Box.
Admin of The EqD Outside Insight Group, a competition based around non-ponies which I was a judge for.
Admin of Fallout: Equestria, the greatest m/m shipgroup on the site.
Admin of Remnants of Exploration, because I always enjoyed a good Train Wreck.
Former admin of the TWE, may she rest in peace.
Admin of The Admin Group, because if I'm gonna be part of so many groups, I might as well help even more people with theirs.
Founder of Tonking with Pones, in which we shoot down planes with things clearly not designed to shoot down planes.
Contributor to The Mojave Express. Somehow. Not really sure when that happened.
Contributor to The Harem of Wanderer D, because that guy's basically Robert Downey Junior, I mean damn.
Contributor to Austraeoh, because literally everyone in that group is.

Bad Horse can no longer hate my bio ;_;

(A.K.A How to deal with differing opinions)

Look, if I commented on your story and you disagree with it, that's fine.
What's not fine is deleting constructive criticism and sending angry PMs to those who think you could do better. If I'm being dumb, tell me so. If I don't think I was, I'll tell you so too. We'll have a gay old time and all that.
But be a man rather than a mouse, aye?

So. What have we learned?
Lots of control.
Good...
No screaming or hollering.
Yes. And most importantly?
Listening to other people, instead of sticking my head up my ass and refusing to acknowledge negative comments!
Right! So now you know the elements of a good author, go be one!

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  • MIA After activating the slipspace drive Jorge is teleported to a strange new world. by Gravitys Rainboom 198,031 words · 27,936 views · 2,785 likes · 80 dislikes
  • Body And Mind When a changeling is captured by royal guards, both he and ponies find their assumptions about each other challenged. by Starman Ghost 66,224 words · 15,690 views · 2,088 likes · 55 dislikes

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Re: Ao3
Apply, wait a week or something, get an account. From poking around, its basically made for authors only, and anyone else can go fuck off. Comments in-fic is the only way to contact the author, tags can be added up the wazoo making a text-wall mess, though I think there are "primary tags" that are better supported. Really, the textwall of tags should have been condensed into the description. No cover art, which makes me sad after being spoiled by fimfic. Color choice is a bit bland, but there's still some good stuff in there if you're willing to dig really hard. Filters is surprisingly better than fanfic.net, with more options.

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That's double heresy!

Professor Plum
Story Approver

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The ecclesiarchy, actually.

What's this? A pony passing for an inquisitor? That looks like HERESY to me!

I’m too lazy to go through 54 pages of comments so...
IT WAS PROFESSOR PLUM IN THE KITCHEN WITH THE CANDLESTICK!

Professor Plum-san! Do you like boops?

*Boops*

ChappedPenguinLips
Story Approver

Plum, I'd like to thank you for being so kind to me even before I joined staff. You're an excellent person! You're also really funny, and one hell of a shitposter. You're an awesome friend. Just wanted to let you know that. :twilightblush:

Oh and would you like to take a second and talk about our Lord Joseph Smith, and how Hillary Clinton is going to make America great again. :trollestia:

Hey sorry to bother but if your online could you see if my story is approve-able and ready to go?

Plums are sexy. I've never found apples attractive. They're just too... not plum. Please continue being the best plum you can be. :heart:

There's a special place for people like you in the world (some would say gay bars), like a gay bar.

Quick question. What changes do i need to make to my story?

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