• Member Since 28th Feb, 2012
  • offline last seen 11 hours ago

Professor Plum


Friends who want to stay friends don't discuss religion or politics.


  • Heart of Gold, Feathers of Steel Gilda-centric retelling of "Griffon the Brush Off" by Nicknack 34,543 words · 8,908 views · 751 likes · 17 dislikes
  • It Takes a Village Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help... by determamfidd 148,765 words · 36,450 views · 3,424 likes · 61 dislikes
  • The Three Sisters Shining Armor and Cadence's spell reveals something completely unexpected. by Wanderer D 6,388 words · 41,376 views · 3,492 likes · 65 dislikes
  • It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door When an accident leaves Twilight Sparkle seriously ill, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity must undertake a perilous journey to find her a cure. What adventures await them beyond Equestria's borders? by Jetfire2012 146,525 words · 9,335 views · 1,597 likes · 44 dislikes
  • The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop by Capn_Chryssalid 53,935 words · 53,752 views · 4,702 likes · 73 dislikes




  • The End of Ponies A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past. by shortskirtsandexplosions 527,556 words · 28,592 views · 1,908 likes · 62 dislikes
  • Mass Effect 2 - DLC: The Equestrian Equation In this exclusive DLC, what begins as a simple search-and-rescue mission unveils a mystery millions of years in the making. Your choices are Commander Shepard's choices, and all of Equestria is at stake. by Loyal2Luna 130,318 words · 20,117 views · 1,717 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Shine Why was this filly, this Rainbow Dash, wasting her Celestia-given gifts? Would the letters tell me? by The Descendant 8,113 words · 15,929 views · 979 likes · 12 dislikes
  • This Platinum Crown Only one mare can claim the Platinum Crown of Canterlot. by Capn_Chryssalid 847,983 words · 30,022 views · 1,682 likes · 68 dislikes
  • A FLEet|ng LIght |n thE DArknEsS Ponyville was deserted, and only this journal remains as a record of what occurred. by Flashgen 8,407 words · 20,050 views · 1,100 likes · 23 dislikes

I'm Professor Plum. Story approver, reviewer, editor, and livestreamer for the masses.

Got horseword questions? Drop me a PM, and I'll see what I can do.

Want to hear my opinions on things? Check out the Seattle's Angels Resource Thread, where you can find a complete list of all the reviews we've done, as well as all the livestreams we've put up. Except for that one at bronycon last year. No, aquaman, it's not getting published.

Co-founder, Admin and Reviewer for WRITE, a collection of some this fandom's most experienced reviewers.
Co-founder and Admin of The Admin's Group, dedicated to helping people with running their hoerswerd collections.
Admin of—and Reviewer for—Seattle's Angels, a group about unearthing lost treasures.
Admin of The World-Building Alliance, for all the non-pony in the pony.
Admin of The Last Roundup, a group that aims to be a viable, quality-based alternative to the Feature Box.
Admin of The EqD Outside Insight Group, a competition based around non-ponies which I was a judge for.
Admin of Fallout: Equestria, the greatest m/m shipgroup on the site.
Admin of Remnants of Exploration, because I always enjoyed a good Train Wreck.
Former admin of the TWE, may she rest in peace.
Admin of The Admin Group, because if I'm gonna be part of so many groups, I might as well help even more people with theirs.
Founder of Tonking with Pones, in which we shoot down planes with things clearly not designed to shoot down planes.
Contributor to The Mojave Express. Somehow. Not really sure when that happened.
Contributor to The Harem of Wanderer D, because that guy's basically Robert Downey Junior, I mean damn.
Contributor to Austraeoh, because literally everyone in that group is.

Bad Horse can no longer hate my bio ;_;

(A.K.A How to deal with differing opinions)

Look, if I commented on your story and you disagree with it, that's fine.
What's not fine is deleting constructive criticism and sending angry PMs to those who think you could do better. If I'm being dumb, tell me so. If I don't think I was, I'll tell you so too. We'll have a gay old time and all that.
But be a man rather than a mouse, aye?

So. What have we learned?
Lots of control.
Good...
No screaming or hollering.
Yes. And most importantly?
Listening to other people, instead of sticking my head up my ass and refusing to acknowledge negative comments!
Right! So now you know the elements of a good author, go be one!

  • Live by the Creed Rainbow Dash discovers a dark secret in her family's past that could change her life forever. by FoughtDragon01 209,222 words · 12,211 views · 1,254 likes · 30 dislikes
  • MIA After activating the slipspace drive Jorge is teleported to a strange new world. by Gravitys Rainboom 198,031 words · 28,269 views · 2,798 likes · 80 dislikes
  • Body And Mind When a changeling is captured by royal guards, both he and ponies find their assumptions about each other challenged. by Starman Ghost 66,224 words · 16,199 views · 2,111 likes · 56 dislikes

Comments ( 543 )
  • Viewing 534 - 543 of 543

I blame the conspiracy of timezone for my tardiness.
Also CV for things in general.

Happy Birthday! Make sure it's a good one! :pinkiehappy:

Professor Plum
Story Approver

2505448
That little horse is a day late actually, but thanks kindly :twilightsmile:

A little horse told me that today is the day you catch up slightly in our mutual race to old age. Hope you're having a great birthday! :twilightsmile:

2495628
Ahhh, okay. BTW, its a game.

Professor Plum
Story Approver

2495476
No idea what that is, but probably. So long as the story is mlp related, it should be fine.

I actually have a serious question. Can I write a story about Yandere-chan X Budo (Yandere Simulator) in MLP????? I was reading the rules and I'm a bit confused. I would like to do it on here because it just popped into my mind as a good story to write and the other websites I try to go on give me a virus. TOT

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/32605/the-vagabond

Re: Ao3
Apply, wait a week or something, get an account. From poking around, its basically made for authors only, and anyone else can go fuck off. Comments in-fic is the only way to contact the author, tags can be added up the wazoo making a text-wall mess, though I think there are "primary tags" that are better supported. Really, the textwall of tags should have been condensed into the description. No cover art, which makes me sad after being spoiled by fimfic. Color choice is a bit bland, but there's still some good stuff in there if you're willing to dig really hard. Filters is surprisingly better than fanfic.net, with more options.

Professor Plum
Story Approver

2455718
The ecclesiarchy, actually.

  • Viewing 534 - 543 of 543
Login or register to comment