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Impossible Numbers

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."


Lemon Hearts is an Equestrian matchmaker. That's sort of like a doctor for ponies with a very specific and persistent disease. And like most doctors, she hasn't picked the soft option.

In the magical land of Equestria, even love isn't a fairy tale. Not all the time. Certainly not forever after.

Of course, she's got the backstage pass to love: the black, unsavoury-looking one that lets her access all floors, including its classy penthouse apartment. And its rotten underbelly.

Mad couples, unhealthy habits, lots of cider, and a princess who's a little too perfect... You gotta laugh, because you're not allowed to cry...

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Nice shoutout to Sour Grapes. :twilightsmile:

I have been summoned!

Why is Sour Grapes in the chapter title?


Why is Sour Grapes in the chapter title?

Er... because of the common phrase "sour grapes"? :unsuresweetie: According to Google, it is "used to refer to an attitude in which someone adopts a negative attitude to something because they cannot have it themselves."

Sorry if you were expecting anything more there. That's all there was to it, I'm afraid. :applejackunsure:

Aaaah. You see, I have a character who's named Sour Grapes, hince the confusion.


No worries. Pony naming conventions, eh? :moustache:

It's not stress suppression spell, it's stress relief or drain or destroy spell.

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