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Klamnei


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Jul
14th
2020

Personal Update, Story Update · 8:28pm July 14th

Hi.

So, I know it's been a while since I've posted anything. I apologize for that, and I'll give you a small explanation. I'll keep it short and sweet for those who don't like long blarghs.

  • I live in Saint Paul/Minneapolis, Minnesota. If you've been keeping tabs on current events, I don't think I need to say much else.

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May
17th
2020

Fetish Writing with Professor Klamnei, Lesson 2: Week-by-Week Notes on Human Gestation · 10:18pm May 17th

Professor Klamnei again. Today I'll be giving a detailed look at the typical changes a human woman's body goes through during a normal pregnancy. Please keep in mind this information is NOT comprehensive, and by no means should be used as an actual reference for someone who is actually pregnant. This is intended as a tool for writers who wish to accurately portray certain dynamics of reproduction without going into the ickier (and often darker) details and risks. If you're a real-life mother to

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May
17th
2020

Fetish Writing with Professor Klamnei, Lesson 1: How to Accurately Portray Fertility and Virility · 6:16pm May 17th

Professor Klamnei here. Welcome to the first in a series of talks I'll be presenting based off my own personal research. Take a seat somewhere and we'll jump right into it--I'll be taking questions at the end of the lecture.

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Nov
20th
2019

Tentative 2020 Chapter Update Schedule · 5:36pm Nov 20th, 2019

Existing Story Plan
Bragging Rights 2: Chapter 3 (Finale)
Tomb of the Nameless Evil: Chapter 3
A Change in Scale: Chapter 5
Tomb of the Nameless Evil: Chapter 4
Tomb of the Nameless Evil: Chapter 5
Tomb of the Nameless Evil: Chapter 6 (Finale)
Fecundity: Chapter 26
Fecundity: Chapter 27.1
A Change in Scale: Chapter 6
Fecundity: Chapter 27.2
Fecundity: Chapter 28.1
A Change in Scale: Chapter 7
Fecundity: Chapter 28.2
Fecundity: Chapter 28.3

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Sep
27th
2019

Klamnei's Ko-fi · 1:35am Sep 27th, 2019

A few months back, I had a few people approach me and ask if I had a Patreon or anything like that. I decided to set up a Ko-fi after getting those requests, and while I always meant to announce it, I just kinda never did. Whoops.

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Aug
17th
2019

Story Art Extravaganza · 7:10am Aug 17th, 2019

Some of you may have noticed a number of my stories have received some new art. I thought I'd showcase the covers here, as well as the current pieces of in-chapter art for Change in Scale. I plan to have a picture for each chapter of that story.

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Aug
11th
2019

Tentative Chapter Update Plan for Existing Stories (As of August 2019) · 8:30pm Aug 11th, 2019

Current Story Plan

Bragging Rights 2: Chapter 3 (Finale) - Finished

Tomb of the Nameless Evil: Chapter 3 - In Progress

A Change in Scale: Chapter 5

Tomb of the Nameless Evil: Chapter 4

The Best Possible Outcome: Chapter 4

Tomb of the Nameless Evil: Chapter 5 (Finale)

The Best Possible Outcome: Chapter 5

Fecundity: Chapter 26

A Change in Scale: Chapter 6

Fecundity: Chapter Entry

The Best Possible Outcome: Chapter 6

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Jun
23rd
2019

More Tomb of the Nameless Evil Art · 2:56pm Jun 23rd, 2019

Thanks a ton to Silfoe for putting together this concept for me.

Jun
20th
2019

Commission Dump · 10:38pm Jun 20th, 2019

I commission a lot of art. A lot of the pics I use as cover art for my stories, but others I get because I have an idea I want to see realized.
Some I can't post here because they're NSFW, but others are within fimfic's guidelines. These are commissions that I haven't posted on any other blog. Enjoy.

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Feb
20th
2019

Have a few shout-outs I wanna make! · 3:14pm Feb 20th, 2019

Hello, hello! It's been snowing like mad here in Minnesota, so much that my hometown had to work extra hard to keep the ski trails groomed for their annual cross-country ski race. It's even snowing again today, and if we get a few more inches, we'll have set the record for the most snowfall in February. Crazy, huh?

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