It was funny how forces who were irrefutably attracted to one another could pull farther and farther away from each other, like the sun and the moon in their never-ending chase. Rarity and Twilight had married and purchased a modest home on the outskirts of Ponyville eons ago. A refuge from their hectic and chaotic lives.
And yet, nowadays they never occupied it at the same time.
How strange, that it was a complete anomaly that two married ponies would be in the same room at the same time.