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Hey! How are you?

One for the rocks and one for the scary.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

A little lopsided in the temporal lobe: a telltale sign of a crippling mare addiction.

The fusion dance of Squidward and Spongebob. | DeviantArt: http://hybrid-changling.deviantart.com/gallery/

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Hi! I’m Lula.(she/her) :) I love writing and I love mlp!!💗😁 Most of my stories will probably be Equestria Girls and most of my ships are girlxgirl :p

"[FoME] manages the impossible combination of being an actual legitimate nerd while staying unabashedly pleasant." —Aragón

(She/her) Nothing says happy birthday like summoning the spirits of your dead relatives

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Christian steampunk optimist gamer brony...

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

loves tiaras.

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters

Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.

Just a wandering brony/whoovian/gamer/otaku/writer/artist who likes to flail at keyboards for fun... I have a lot of hobbies. Be sure to leave a comment, I friggin love those! Skype: spiritshift96

Fanfiction masochist. :B https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist.

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Super picky brony-ling who's mainly here for the stories. I also do reviews; Check my blogs!

[[ Former fanfic writer, now just here for the ponies. ]]