(She/her) Nothing says happy birthday like summoning the spirits of your dead relatives

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

i eat kids

Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Christian steampunk optimist gamer brony...

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

loves tiaras.

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon | Ko-fi

Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.

Just a wandering brony/whoovian/gamer/otaku/writer/artist who likes to flail at keyboards for fun... I have a lot of hobbies. Be sure to leave a comment, I friggin love those! Skype: spiritshift96

Writer, RCL co-curator, EQD prereader, dramatic reader, VA, fic reviewer. Vote for my next fic to release!

Goin' crazy out at the lake

Your friendly local terrifying, hollow eyed demon baby pumpkin.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Super picky brony-ling who's mainly here for the stories. I also do reviews; Check my blogs!

[[ Former fanfic writer, now just here for the ponies. ]]