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PaulAsaran


Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Jul
3rd
2025

How Do You Like Them Apples? · 7:46pm July 3rd

First and foremost: My 2026 Longfic Schedule is now officially booked! I will be accepting no more Longfic requests until January 1 of 2026.

It would appear that I’ve finally hit my stride again.

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Jun
19th
2025

The Wrong Day · 7:21pm June 19th

Darn it, Juneteenth, why did you have to be on a Thursday? I could have had a three-day weekend, dagnabbit.

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Jun
5th
2025

Feel the Burn · 10:17pm June 5th

You know, I've been in this house... what, three and a half years? You'd think that it would be way too early for anything to be wrong. And yet...

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May
22nd
2025

Filler Chapter · 10:33pm May 22nd

Also, whenever I imagine a band playing some song in my head, I frequently imagine Scootaloo as the lead guitarist. Dunno why, it's sorta become a habit. Anyway, not much going on in my day-to-day right now, so I figured I'd talk about some of my ongoing projects.

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May
8th
2025

A Few Developments... · 10:07pm May 8th

Apr
24th
2025

They Call Her The Queen of the Spreadsheets... · 11:10pm April 24th

It's all about the Pintoums, Baby. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Apr
10th
2025

It Won't Kill You... · 2:24pm April 10th

So last weekend I picked up my mother and aunt from the airport. They stayed the night, then went on their merry way the next day. On Tuesday I got hit by the flu. I’m choosing to blame them, on suspicion of having exported some Japanese variant that is kicking my ass.

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Mar
27th
2025

The Land of the Rising Sun is So Far Away (And a Picture Hunt!) · 9:46pm March 27th

I am a little jealous of my mother right now.

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Mar
13th
2025

A Slow News Day · 10:32pm March 13th

Eh, it's been an uneventful week. I can't say I have anything in particular worth talking about ATM.

Well, almost...

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Feb
28th
2025

I'mma need an Artist Soon · 1:14am February 28th