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PaulAsaran


Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Apr
25th
2024

And Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Program · 8:31pm Last Thursday

Apr
18th
2024

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCLV · 8:32pm April 18th

When it rains, it pours.

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Apr
11th
2024

When God and Microsoft Join Forces... · 9:35pm April 11th

Apr
4th
2024

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCLIV · 8:27pm April 4th

Whelp, Evy conveniently forgot about her plans for my demise, so the reviews are still on!

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Mar
28th
2024

Call to Armrests · 8:36pm March 28th

The time has come.

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Mar
21st
2024

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCLIII · 8:38pm March 21st

So I accepted a story commission this month. It’s only the second time I’ve done that, the first being To My Uncle, and the only reasons I accepted was because A) the concept requested was so vague I could pretty much do whatever I wanted with it, and B) the idea captured my interest. So yeah, sometime next month I’ll be releasing this thing, assuming the commissioner pays up. All I’ll say about it is that it’s going to be

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Mar
14th
2024

Laws and... · 8:57pm March 14th

Random Person: “So, Paul, what did you do this past weekend?”

Paul: “Oh, you know, just spent a few hours untangling pig intestines and putting them on metal funnels like condoms.”

Random Person:

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Mar
7th
2024

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCLII – Cynewulf Edition · 9:14pm March 7th

First off, everyone’s favorite Skeeter is in need of some help. Do head on over and drop a septim or two if you can spare them.

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Feb
29th
2024

Paul Gets Talked At · 9:37pm February 29th

Feb
22nd
2024

Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCLI · 9:19pm February 22nd

Whelp, message received. It seems public interest in a reimagined-from-scratch Rainbow Factory is pretty low, to put it lightly. Now knowing this and coupling it with how long it has been taking to complete the story, I’m now questioning if my time wouldn’t be better spent on other projects. With this in mind I think I’ll shelve the concept for a little while.

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