The Derp Shall Last Forever. Mwahahaha!

I am just a 15 year old guy from the states who is a newcomer to this franchise. Hoping to make new friends and get my friend and I's stories seen!

So, what to say here?

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I'm Celestia and Luna's personal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my Religion, Love is the Law.

I believe that stories help us to ennoble ourselves, to fix what is broken in us, and to help us become the people we dream of being. Lies that tell a deeper truth.

A bullet is personal, a grenade may be addressed 'To whom it may concern", but artillery? Artillery is addressed to the nearest Postal Code.

Forward, steadfast.

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I'm the resident Hideaki Anno of FimFiction. I like to write whatever I think of. Sometimes good or sometimes s**t, I just love writing.

Introducing PonyText! Text (714) 496-3119 with the name of a pony or other MLP character to receive a cute g-rated picture of said character!

Occasionally saved by his wit. (Commissions & Patreon)

Sometimes to do some good you've gotta be the bad guy.

I like stories, this is my access to those stories, talk and theorize about them. I do exist, but I am a ghost!

My attempts at comedy are more depressing than my depressing stories.

I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.

Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be or do.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

💜 Romantic, nerd, friend. she/her 💜

A King of Inappropriate Proportions.

Reviewer, Editor, Proofreader, and maybe friend? Brony since 2012. Autistic. Christian. 36/m, call me Andy.

Fellas grab your lettuce if your lettuce fine.

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

Welcome to the Umbral Era, A Realm Reborn!

"I have loved the 𝒮𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰 too fondly to be fearful of the 𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱".☪

Writer, RCL co-curator, EQD prereader, dramatic reader, VA, fic reviewer. Vote for my next fic to release!

Rage incarnate! Hate driven! Beast mode on never shutting off.

If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off....even if that hand has perfectly moisturized skin and a manicure that cost you an arm and a leg.

To be honest, I just want to wright whatever story I want to when it comes to mind. Let's start over for now with one main project... ;)

Even now there are only embers, and man sees not light, but only endless nights... - Dark Souls

Singer, entrepreneur, dreamer, nerd, occasional author, and very proud of all of it.

The sternum is made up of a number of bones (sternebrae) held together by cartilage. Which part of this are you missing?

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Feels good to be back, baibeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain

What a beautiful Sunset.