Being surrounded simply means there is no wrong direction in which to shoot

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

Mostly harmless.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

It's a hip-hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way.

Impervious to posterity. Every river will burn; the valleys will dry, and I said, "hey, man, don't look at me." I once was a cowboy, and I sometimes want to die. I blame you.

How can I be home and still feel out of place.

I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

u like boys

An 19 year old aspiring fanfiction writer, cosplayer, partner of Cerulean Voice and curently unemployed. Also has an affinity for style and dreams of writing something well beyond her years.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Seasons change, and leaves may fall, but I'll be with you through them all.

But sometimes it does.

I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

Sweetie Belle in the streets, Scootaloo in the sheets.

Streaming thoughts to a blog near you! Stories to follow.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Worlds are for building, windmills are for tilting, and laughter is a beautiful sound. Comments are treasured. (I also have a tip jar.)

I am a self proclaimed grimdark and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle fan.

Your friendly local terrifying, hollow eyed demon baby.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Fan of Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, Songfics, and OP Ponies!

Straws were a mistake.

Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.

Being small has its perks.

Knitter of epic yarns.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I'm Canadian!

We are all just stories in the end. Official scribe to his Royal Highness King Sombra of the Crystal Empire. His tales are as varied as they are poignant, sad and bittersweet. Remember them well.

space is a waste

Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can.

Moose lips sink ships!

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

Struggling to actually write.

Sometimes, I am half convinced that I do not really exist. Just wishful thinking, I suppose.

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

"I pull up, hop out, air out - made it look sexy." - Kendrick Lamar

I actually am a scientist!

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies