The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Taiga has wares, if you have coins.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

bewks ⚧ [[they/she]]

FimFic has dragged me back again. Howdy!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

god gives her hardest battles to her silliest of girlies

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

Open for Art Commissions. I write horror. I write gay. I write gay horror. GAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

Writer Pony, how do I write with hooves and no horn? Secret.

It's never too late to fall in love with the world

🇭🇺 | "I will never trust a single word this femboy says ever again." - /mlp/ | Like what I do? Ko-Fi,

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

I am the rainbow pillow. Soy milk fund

"...he had a little bit of talent, and some of the concepts he wrote about were a little bit interesting. "

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

'We're often silent. We don't yell and we don't complain. We're patient, as always. Because we don't have the words yet. We're afraid to talk about it. We don't know how.' -Svetlana Alexievich

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐 𝖚𝖕 𝖒𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞𝖘, 𝖞𝖔 𝖍𝖔! 𝕬 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖘 𝕷𝖎𝖋𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊

Where's Mellow?

left on read.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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Professional lurker

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Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

2 mike’s, im lit

hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

For softness is great and strength is worthless.

te amo como la luna al sol, cuando no estas ahí brillo por ti

irresistible

Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

Mostly just writing for my own enjoyment. Don't expect any strict quality filters (god knows I need them).

Long time Brony, Gamemaster and Gamer.

I have no idea what I am doing.