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applejackofalltrades


Trying to see how many ways I can hurt Applejack, apparently. Ko-Fi

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Ways I've Hurt Applejack (so far)

  • watches her romantic partner die [BWAM]
  • watches her new friend die [UTLOD]
  • gets bitten by a zombie vampire thing with no chance to escape that life [BWAM]
  • is bad at shaving [LWTO]
  • gets broken up with because rarity is straight [LWTO]
  • falls off a cliff and has a gay awakening [IRTSM]
  • gets curb stomped [LGOTR]
  • girlfriend will die [OLT]
  • wife dies [TSW]
  • murders ponies and makes them into scarecrows like her family has done for years [SITC]
  • storm takes out her farm [ATS]
  • is depressed [JF]
  • is old [TIS] [TSW]
  • has dysphoria [LWTO] [KWT]
  • literally just dies [ACWB]

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Blog Posts
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  • 2 weeks
    trixie's worm: the wormening

    here is a really awesome and funny and great story i cant post normally because it isn't up to standard of fimfiction rules

    rated: T for sex jokes and innuendos

    trixie’s worm: the wormening

    enjoy :)

    19 comments · 234 views
  • 4 weeks
    Signal Boost! Friend doing writing comms!

    You heard me. My friend Silver Mint is doing writing commissions and for a good price too. You should check her out, she writes some good horse words!

    Find the info here!

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  • 4 weeks
    200 followers!

    Howdy!

    I just hit another big milestone, likely brought on by the holiday stories I’ve been putting up! Two hundred followers is a crazy big amount, and I’d like to thank y’all for helping me achieve it. It doesn’t really matter how many of those are active or actually read my things, but the thought that there are two hundred people out there who for some reason said “hey this is good” and hit follow is so awesome!

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Who Am I? (About The Author)

Well, howdy there! Glad to see you've taken an interest in me. I'll list off some fun facts about me below, and some things I think should be known about me.

-I use he/him pronouns! But they/them is good too
-I'm trans (FtM), so don't expect me to put up with hate :ajbemused:
-Applejack is my favourite character (obviously), followed closely by Rainbow Dash
-I believe in Sunset Shimmer supremacy (IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PARAKEET!)
-I like writing one-shots, and I especially like writing fics with shipping in them
-I live in Canada, so pardon the use of the letter U in some words
-I like to draw, and I enjoy drawing for this show haha (see below)
-You can find me on Derpibooru, DeviantArt and Twitter under the same name!
-I'm open to making new friends and the inbox is always open! Shoot me a message and I'm more than likely to reply :)

Thanks for reading this and have a lovely day!

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What I'm Writing (Stories)
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Jan
11th
2022

trixie's worm: the wormening · 9:28pm January 11th

here is a really awesome and funny and great story i cant post normally because it isn't up to standard of fimfiction rules

rated: T for sex jokes and innuendos

trixie’s worm: the wormening

enjoy :)

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Comment posted by TheKMExperience deleted Dec 28th, 2021

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yeeaahhh some of em are still in the drafts or haven't happened yet so I will not link to it but yes. just a sneak peek of future pain

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SOME ARE ONLY PREVIEWS OF SORROWS TO COME?

Damn, now I really feel taunted. ;~;

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