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Ways I've Hurt Applejack (so far)

watches her romantic partner die [BWAM]
watches her new friend die [UTLOD]
gets bitten by a zombie vampire thing with no chance to escape that life [BWAM]
is bad at shaving [LWTO]
gets broken up with because rarity is straight [LWTO]
falls off a cliff and has a gay awakening [IRTSM]
sustains a life-altering injury [LGOTR]
wife dies [TSW] [OLT]
murders ponies and makes them into scarecrows like her family has done for years [SITC]
storm takes out her farm [ATS]
is depressed [JF]
is old [TIS] [TSW]
has dysphoria [LWTO] [KWT]
literally just dies [ACWB]
canned apple machine blows up on her [ID]
everything about this idk how to explain it? rainbow dash is ruining herself and applejack cant help her? [WSDT]

My Achievements!

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1 week
Where Am I? (no im not dead)

I swear, I’m not!
I know uploads have been scarce but you must believe me. I just don’t have time.
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12 weeks
JINGLEMASSSS!!!

The winds are blowing and a cold front is coming in. You look up and notice the sky is already transitioning into those ever-stunning shades of oranges and reds as the sun dips lower into the sky toward the horizon. A quick glance at your watch confirms what you were wondering; it’s not even five in the afternoon yet. Before you can continue to wonder about the early sunset, a single white flake lands on the tip of your nose and you smile. Ah, you think to yourself. It’s
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14 weeks
Im Making Some Changes

Howdy.
Yup, I’m making some changes. As in, changes to how I do things around here.
I’ve always tried my best to have a story a month, and I’ve only failed at this once. Or I guess, twice now.
There will be no October story. That’s not to say I haven’t written anything this month. I’ve written almost 17k words for Reins. But I wasn’t able to complete my story for this account. I was real close, too. I just ran out of time.
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Who Am I? (About The Author)

Well, howdy there! Glad to see you've taken an interest in me. I'll list off some fun facts about me below, and some things I think should be known about me.

-I use he/him pronouns!
-I'm trans (FtM), so don't expect me to put up with hate
-Applejack is my favourite character (obviously), followed closely by Rainbow Dash
- If you saw me make NSFW no you didn’t
-I believe in Sunset Shimmer supremacy (IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PARAKEET!)
-I like writing one-shots, and I especially like writing fics with shipping in them
-I live in Canada, so pardon the use of the letter U in some words
-I like to draw, and I enjoy drawing for this show haha (see below)
-You can find me on Derpibooru, Tumblr and Twitter under the same name!
-I'm open to making new friends and the inbox is always open! Shoot me a message and I'm more than likely to reply :)

Thanks for reading this and have a lovely day!

Stories I'm Proud Of

Obelus Wallflower isn't picking up and Sunset is afraid she might do something. by applejackofalltrades 7,179 words · 129 · 8
But Would Anything Matter? Time's runnin' out. I just gotta keep it from runnin' out faster. by applejackofalltrades 4,490 words · 168 · 8
Remember Rarity looked at the source of the voice. Someone had come to visit her. Strangely, she seemed familiar. by applejackofalltrades 1,139 words · 236 · 3
In Darkness In the aftermath of a warzone injury, Spitfire learns that there's more to life than meets the eye. by applejackofalltrades 23,269 words · 86 · 5

Stories I Actually Don't Hate

Lies We Tell Ourselves Applejack looked in the mirror. A stranger looked back. by applejackofalltrades 4,769 words · 262 · 92
Mistakes We Make There are some people worth fighting for. by applejackofalltrades 3,327 words · 93 · 12
Kiss Me Applejack invites Twilight over for a day at the farm. by applejackofalltrades 10,420 words · 75 · 4
Time Spent Wasting Twilight talks with Applejack about the past and what it means for the future. by applejackofalltrades 2,111 words · 110 · 3
A Cold Wind Blows Rainbow Dash has news to deliver. by applejackofalltrades 6,977 words · 76 · 2

TKeeping With Tradition
Equestria Girls
Slice of Life
Through the good times and the bad, Applejack finds that some traditions are definitely worth keeping.
Alt. Universe
Apple Bloom
Big Mac
Granny Smith
Applejack (EqG)
Rainbow Dash (EqG)
applejackofalltrades · 6.6k words · 98 15 · 1.1k views
TMistakes We Make
Equestria Girls
Slice of Life
There are some people worth fighting for.
Violence
Profanity
Alt. Universe
Sunset Shimmer
Rainbow Dash (EqG)
Fluttershy (EqG)
applejackofalltrades · 3.3k words · 93 12 · 1.5k views
TLies We Tell Ourselves
Equestria Girls
Sad
Applejack looked in the mirror. A stranger looked back.
Alt. Universe
Applejack (EqG)
Rarity (EqG)
Sci-Twi
applejackofalltrades · 4.8k words · 262 92 · 2.3k views

EDis-Carded
MLP: FiM
Mystery
Random
Six cards. Five ponies. One crime. Who dunnit?
Spike
Other
Starlight Glimmer
applejackofalltrades · 2.7k words · 14 2 · 144 views
EYou Or Your Memory
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Twilight Sparkle visits Ponyville one last time. It's just as she remembers it.
Twilight
Rarity
applejackofalltrades · 1.9k words · 81 3 · 713 views
EChug
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Random
Rainbow Dash drinks a mysterious blue liquid with an unexpected (read: totally expected) side effect. Applejack is not amused.
Applejack (EqG)
Rainbow Dash (EqG)
applejackofalltrades · 1000 words · 65 5 · 906 views
TReflections of Unity
Equestria Girls
Romance
Slice of Life
Sunset and her human self are in love. They kiss and cuddle and watch movies together and that's all cool and good and normal. She just has to tell her friends about it.
Sex
Profanity
Sunset Shimmer
Main 7 (EqG)
applejackofalltrades · 6.7k words · 127 14 · 1.4k views
EThe Ones We Can't See
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Applejack learns to speak to the thunder.
Applejack
applejackofalltrades · 1.9k words · 89 1 · 640 views
EScootaloo Goes To The Moon!!!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
It's a good deal! Go to the moon and learn to fly.
Scootaloo
Celestia
applejackofalltrades · 1.8k words · 42 3 · 479 views