The Real Guy. The Best Guy.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

Lawyer, DJ, pony essayist, sports bore, soul music aficionado, Sweet Apple Admirer.

i don't like my little pony

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I'm not really Pinkie ;) But Pinkie is best pony.

Do it for them.

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Eyy, I'm writin 'ere!

Everything I say is satire and I cannot be held accountable for anything.

Keep on burning.

Controversial in more ways than one.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

I eat My Little Pony fanfiction for breakfast! I... literally eat the stuff printed on paper.... I'm homeless.

You know what they say about monkeys and typewriters.

i am a concept. once you forget about me, i cease to exist. "i am scared," i say

It's a strange thing to be a self-doubting optimist.

I will fistfight a star going supernova and nobody's going to stop me.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Don't let anyone fence you in. Life is much too short for that.

"[FoME] manages the impossible combination of being an actual legitimate nerd while staying unabashedly pleasant." —Aragón

"Simply put, you're scum."

Just a person who reads too much fanfiction. Profile picture by hioshiru.

Alright.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

I’m not an artist

I like reeding and gaming but mostly ponys [] edit .... and memes

I'm a jack of all trades who works casting in hollywood. Need some help with a fic? I may be available to assist.

Reading is life.

"I've been on the run but don't know what from. Can I keep up with the pace to be the A-1?"

"Average things don't have a place. You starve, you stay in budget. Once I got what they want, they act like they don't want it."

Start with a mess of words and ideas for a story then clarify so it makes sense.

My current goals while here are to have fun reading your fics, and to improve my own writing abilities.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (He/him)

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.