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The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

Mostly harmless.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

How can I be home and still feel out of place.

I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

A 24 year old aspiring fanfiction writer, cosplayer and partner of Cerulean Voice

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

Sweetie Belle in the streets, Scootaloo in the sheets.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

YouTuber, with a tip jar and a Patreon!

I like writing. I also create Equestria at War.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Fan of Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, Adventure, and OP Ponies!

Try again. Fail again. Fail better. (Ko-Fi / Tip Jar)

Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.

Cherish the thought.

Knitter of epic yarns.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I'm Canadian!

We are all just stories in the end. Official scribe to his Royal Highness King Sombra of the Crystal Empire. His tales are as varied as they are poignant, sad and bittersweet. Remember them well.

space is a waste

do not throw souls

Moose lips sink ships!

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

I actually am a scientist!

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less / Keep me in your heart for a while—Warren Zevon

No minute is Best Minute

I used to be relevant!