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"...he had a little bit of talent, and some of the concepts he wrote about were a little bit interesting. "


You ever feel personally called out by an onion video from 2009? · 12:56am May 6th, 2022


New Story Up on AO3 · 1:37am Nov 9th, 2021

It's not about ponies. It's an work of original fiction about a fanfic author who updates an abandoned fic after twenty seven years of inactivity. I figured there might be some appeal to people who are interested in fandom, so I put it up for your viewing pleasure. A new MLP fic will be up soon.

Eternally Vagabonding

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Author Update 10/23/2021 (Anniversary Edition) · 9:13pm Oct 23rd, 2021

It’s funny. I wrote a novel that I shopped to over 20 agents, (most of which I have rejection letters from) wrote a few short stories I’ve tried to sell to various publications, (with unanimous rejections as well) and the first time I’ve ever gotten paid for creative writing was when I won the award for the best TrixiexMaud fic in the recent contest. Life is weird.

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A Way Too Personal Declaration of Honesty · 4:20am Sep 23rd, 2021

My favorite author of all time is, and forever will be, Kurt Vonnegut. I am considering making a huge blog post where I go in-depth into every book he ever wrote. (Please comment if that is something you're interested in reading.) It is my dream to make him turn over in his grave by writing a successful, thought provoking MLP crossover fic with some of his work. If I ever write anything even a fraction as good as he ever wrote, I will consider myself a success.

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Join Comment Club! · 1:23am Sep 3rd, 2021

Bicyclette is running a great new group called Comment Club! You should consider joining!

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Author Update 8/22/2021 · 5:49am Aug 22nd, 2021

I published a crackfic. Sorry, but I'm not actually sorry. I will have a fic that is more consistent with the Decaf style up next month, if all goes according to plan. Hopefully, this won't destroy my entire reputation. It is a joke, in case that wasn't clear. A joke I consider very funny and worthwhile, but we would all like to write our own reviews, now wouldn't we?

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Author Update 8/2/2021 · 4:41am Aug 2nd, 2021

New story up! Check it out!

I'm happy so say a bunch of the personal issues I've had have been resolved. I'm looking forward to getting back in the saddle (🙃) and having more stories out for you guys soon! I appreciate your patience and support! I don't know how to end this post!

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Author Update 7/12/2021 · 5:40am Jul 12th, 2021

I'm sorry to say I have some bad news for you guys.

It's not awful, but probably a little disappointing.

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Check Out the Sequel to The Last Wrap Up! · 12:18am May 10th, 2021

Quills and sofas recently did a contest where we all wrote sequels for each other's stories. Applejackofalltrades wrote one for The Last Wrap Up and you should check it out! He did a great job.


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April Fools Day Post · 6:53am Apr 1st, 2021

I sat here for like fifteen minutes trying to come up with a funny april fool and realized that I can't do it. I'm april fooled out. The april fools have worn me down over the years. The april fools have finally bested me. I have submitted to the april fools.

(New story coming soon. Hopefully:pinkiecrazy:)

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