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Decaf


"...he had a little bit of talent, and some of the concepts he wrote about were a little bit interesting. "

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Who will marry Rainbow Dash? What other incredible twists will happen in this story? Can I ruin my entire reputation by publishing a crackfic? All these questions (and more!) will be answered in the story that you can click on and read with your own eyes (or ears, if you use text to speech.)

First place in the Quills and Sofas "Write something terrible" speedwrite competition. Exactly four (4) jokes have been added since winning the writer's prize of recognition.

(Cover art was AI generated, using the words "Horse wedding.")

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Comments ( 15 )

This cover art feels so cursed for this story. I'm trying to figure out what's the big objects next to everyone are. :applejackconfused::derpyderp2::rainbowderp:

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They are either horse or wedding guest, or both. I hope this helps you understand this story.

Spitfire was sad, but still determined to win. “There’s one thing you didn’t count on,” she said. Then she rapped: “My name is Spitfire, and I spit fire!”

The power of that rhyme knocked satan out of Apple Bloom. Then Luna killed satan in a cool fight that you should draw fanart of. Then everyone cheered because satan was dead.

Ok. This actually got me to laugh. :rainbowlaugh: You earned a like from me, my good man! :moustache:

The power of that rhyme knocked satan out of Apple Bloom. Then Luna killed satan in a cool fight that you should draw fanart of. Then everyone cheered because satan was dead.

You know what to do Jay.

Is the cover art a cognitohazard? Because it definitely looks like one.

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The cover art was generated with this: https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1go6YwMFe5MX6XM9tv-cnQiSTU50N9EeT#scrollTo=g7EDme5RYCrt

If you want to make your own computer generated imagine, type the words you want the computer to process, then click "Run All" from the runtime box at the top of the screen.

This is effin great.

The winner of the contest, and well deserved at that. Kudos.

This is such a beautiful crackfic.

Absolutely terrible, fantastic job.

Truly a masterpiece. Spitfirecon thanks you

This is going straight to the top of the feature box for the cover art alone.

"A masterpiece. The pinnacle of pony fiction."

Okay.

Someone really needs to draw Luna fighting Satan now.

I NEED this in my life.

I must give special thanks to otter for drawing this beautiful fanart of Luan fighting Satan.i.imgur.com/NrZiJKL.png

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