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Mica


It is time for a new day in Equestria.

Oct
24th
2021

18 non-magical ways to use a unicorn horn that isn't "you know what" · 11:53pm Sunday


Don't give me that look, Izzy. Everything here is SFW.
1. Satisfying the "you must be tall enough to ride" requirement at the amusement parks.
2. Skewering marshmallows for roasting on an open fire.
3. Breaking the driver's seat window to escape from a sinking car.
4. Hooves-free piñata fun.

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Oct
22nd
2021

help I need a cure for stage fright · 9:33pm Last Friday

I'm on in an hour and I think I'm gonna shit my pants :fluttercry:

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Oct
19th
2021

UPDATED 50 Questions (1st anniversary edition) · 3:00am October 19th

So, on this same day last year, I did a 50 Questions page about me. I’ve decided to do it again. I want to make a tradition out of doing one of these each year, as a sort of "open journal" of my life. That way, I can reflect on how I’ve changed over the years.

1. What is your first name?
Not comfortable sharing that

2. How old are you? 21

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Oct
16th
2021

Derpy want 马粪 · 2:27am October 16th

On Thursday, Derpy arrived in China for the first time, along with the rest of the delegation from Equestria. Her exclamation "Derpy want 马粪!" was met with some confusion by locals, and resulted in a messy situation that culminated in Derpy being jailed for 3 days for "gross indecency and semi-cannibalism". When asked for comment at the Beijing police station, she said, :derpytongue2: "That was the most rotten chocolate I've ever tasted! I just don't know what went wrong~!"

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Oct
8th
2021

stupid parody i came up with in the shower, may delete later · 3:15am October 8th

Sunny: Princess Celestia, I've done it. I've stopped racism!
:trollestia: Celestia: Thank you, Sunny. Now I am free to roam this Earth.
Sprout: Not if I have anything to say about it. And I do! I'm gonna say the M-word!
Sunny: PRINCESS CELESTIA, GET DOWN!!!
Sprout: Mayonnaise…!!!

*BOOM*

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Oct
4th
2021

caption this out of context frame · 12:15pm October 4th

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Oct
2nd
2021

say something nice about pipp petals · 12:25pm October 2nd

EDIT: Operation Make Pipp Petals Loveable is now an active group!

Poor Pipp Petals is the least-liked pony out of the Mane 5. She deserves some love.

I'll start: She makes really good meme faces.

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Sep
27th
2021

Y'know what? I kinda like G5 better than G4. (And Sunny Starscout is my favorite.) · 2:30am September 27th

Don't get me wrong, I still love G4, though. G4 is what got me into the fandom in the first place.

My gut reaction watching the G5 movie was positive. Lots of funny gags. First and foremost, I love the more realistic art style. The way the light scatters on the ponies' mane and fur, mwah, so nice. The ear fluff detail is especially adorable. (Although at certain points I get weird visions of Filly Funtastia and that freaks me out.)

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Sep
22nd
2021

do you remember, the 21st night of september · 3:02am September 22nd

of course i do, it's 3 days till the g5 movie official release :pinkiecrazy:

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Sep
7th
2021

Fifth generation movie, first world problem · 6:54pm September 7th

>>i want to go watch the new MLP movie when it hits theaters
>>no one to go with
>>don't want to go to the cinema alone as a 21yr old man and look like a perv
>>no netflix subscription
>>what to do? honestly asking for suggestions

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