I hope you're having a good day.

Creating prose through the power of majestic facial hair (Hey/Dude)

Yep, definitely not him.

The sorrel mare who lives for you. 🐎 Sergeant Reckless, 1948 - Present

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.

Thus sayeth the ʟᴏʀᴅ: All-Star, over easy, sausage, raisin toast, scattered-smothered-covered, double pecan, coffee, no cream and no sugar.

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Ko-Fi.

Licensed Real Estate Agent & Notary Public. I also really love magical girls.

Work out your salvation with fear and trembling. | you can now buy me a coffee

I WILL do better. I promise.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Sometimes I think I like speculating about stories more than writing stories.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...