My back hurts.

Ponysona non grata.

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

My hovercraft is full of parasprites

Yep, definitely not that guy.

Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 -

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.

on da horse words, strait up "readin it" ... and by "it," haha well. let's just say. My commints.

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw shinies at me. Ko-Fi.

Licensed Real Estate Agent & Notary Public. I also really love magical girls.

Rus | Man is the warmest place to hide.

I WILL do better. I promise.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Sometimes I think I like speculating about stories more than writing stories.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...