The Name...
Not for those who like not knowing how the hotdog is made...
Long ago, during the Dark Times, when there was only passable anime on television and the specter of MySpace dominated the land... there was a terrible writer. A 14-year old who thought that he could write, without ever wondering... if he should. One dark night, under a blood moon, in a fit of writer's pique, he asked a friend on what topic should his next short story be?
The "friend" replied, "What about a Pirate-Ninja-Zombie?"
The foolish cur did not know what horror he had wrought! The writer delved furiously into his cause... a cause whose tail was called, "The Adventures of Ryuzaki Deadbeard, Pirate King, Ninja Master, Zombie Emperor!"
It was awful. An unholy blend of Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, and Discworld (forgive me Sir Terry, I knew not what I did). It involved Time Turtles, an army of Egyptian Mechas, and a Cat in a Hat who sold DREAMS as weapons of war. The story could not be destroyed, save in the place in which it was wrought, and so it was cast back into the files of MySpace, where it was smote into its ruin.
Yet the damage was done. And a terrible word of power was forever etched into the writer's soul. That sad, little writer, who gained wisdom... at a terrible price.
And then blabbed the whole story for the internet to mock. Good job.
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No problem! Definitely looking forward to more!
Thank you so much for the fav, I'm truly honored! Big fan of the Anarchyverse btw
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I won't, friend!
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Aw, gee! Thank you. You are also special, don't forget!
Here to make your day 'cuz why not
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