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"Nothing is so trivial that it's not worth an extended, heated, hostile discussion." --Anonymous, 2020

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Some topics should never be broached. If so, they can tear entire communities apart.

Some questions, once asked, can only be answered in blood.

Twilight is about to find that out, after noticing a distinct rise in the number of angry mobs forming outside her castle...


Inspired by a thread by SunTwi06

Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio!!!

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Speedwriting during a quarantine is a terrible idea.

Anarchy, the Princess of Chaos, doesn't know that.

Snow Heart, after giving Ann a little meta-universal interview, is about to learn that the hard way.

Nopony is safe. Everypony is guilty. Everything is stupid. Enjoy.


Has nothing to do with the Anarchyverse.

Special thanks to Nailah for the use of her character, Snow Heart, that lovely interview, and the idea to speedwrite and speedpublish something that proves I'm as mad, mad, mad as a march hare. Done in 60 minutes. No editing. And not a care in the world.

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A sequel to All These Midnight Days, but you won't need to read that story to get this one.


Sunset Shimmer has returned from the Mirror Universe in order to work with her friend and mentor, Princess Twilight Sparkle, now the Ruler of Equestria, on a personal project, only to be waylaid by the announcement that her other friend, Starlight Glimmer, is soon to give birth. What a happy occasion!

However, not all is as it seems. And when the newborn foal bears more than a striking resemblance to a certain Alicorn, the very fate of the universe will hinge upon the greatest sacrifice a mother can be called upon to make.

And in the end, is one child's happiness worth the entire world?


Part of the Anarchyverse.
EDITED: 9/10/2020 - Improvement to opening narration.

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This story is a sequel to Anarchy: Pony of Chaos


Part of the Anarchyverse. Reading the previous story is not required.


It can't be possible, can it? It can't. Not according to modern Equestrian Science, Magic, and Medical research, anyway. And yet, it's happened. Cross-species hybridization, and between a Pony and a Dragon, of all things.

So, why is Rarity freaking out so much over this?

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It's a few weeks until Twilight Sparkle assumes the throne of Equestria, and Ponyville's come out in style to celebrate their homegrown Princess!

And after a whole day of songs, food, dancing, and entertainment, Trixie's on-hoof for the final act of the night. One last, blowout performance to win the hearts and minds of the ponies who once mocked her. It will be great. It will be powerful.

Let's just hope everypony survives.

Featured: 3/13/20!

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Applejack and Rainbow Dash engage in one final, ultimate battle, to prove once and for all who wears the pants in this relationship.


8/31/2020 - The Anarchyverse Version is the "canon" version of the story. The older/original had a few elements I've since realized don't reflect well on me, and so the updated chapter should be considered the REAL one.


Part of the Anarchyverse

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An anthology of stories pertaining to Government in Equestria and beyond, especially the ponies that work in it. Each story will be tagged separately, but general tags will always apply.

None of these will be related. Most of them will be silly. All of it will be stupid.

Same goes for the stories. ba-dum, tish! :pinkiehappy:


Short Descriptions for each story:

  • The Star Court [Dark][Profanity][Comedy] - Celestia finds out where all the bodies are buried. Well, incinerated, if you want to be technical. Plus, a discussion about corporeal punishment, jurisdiction, and court-procedure.
  • Civics Lesson [Comedy][Slice of Life] - Applejack briefly considers Nepotism before getting a lesson in government she won’t soon forget.
  • The Royal Advisor [Comedy][Random][Slice of Life][Profanity] - Spike takes a tour of his new job location, and solves a financial crisis. With special guest, Raven Inkwell!
  • Ponies, Please [Comedy][Random][Slice of Life] - Have your papers, ID, and Visa ready at the checkpoint. GLORY TO EQUESTRIA!
  • Proscription [Comedy][Dark][Random][Violence] - Octavia and Bonbon have some business to discuss.
  • Chaos, CHAOOOOS! [Comedy] - The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government.
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This story is a sequel to Trixie's Great and Powerful Adventure


When Trixie Lulamoon found herself lost in the distant past, she had no idea how to get back. And so, she decided to make the most of it. Follow her year-long sojourn through the ancient past of Equestria, in her own words, as she somehow manages to found a rebellion, teach a child the ways of magic, and make serious bank off a populace that has never seen a proper Showpony performance before!

Foreword by AK Yearling, author of the famous Daring Do series.


Part of the Anarchyverse.

Featured: 4/1/2020... which fits Trixie so well...

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All Twilight Sparkle wanted was a nice teatime with Starswirl, her idol. And then Trixie Lulamoon had to show up, cast a spell, and rip yet another hole in space-time.

This is becoming distressingly common...


Part of the Anarchyverse.

Now has a reading by the Poniverse channel. Super-special thanks for doing me such a kindness!

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Celestia has held off telling Twilight Sparkle about her immortal biology for years.

And now that she's told her successor about it... she'll wish she hadn't.


Special thanks to Toriandthehorse, for being a wonderful proofreader, editor, and friend.

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