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"Down these mean streets a dragon must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero; he is everything."

The Case of the Diamond Dress comes to a dramatic conclusion, as Spike the Dragon (Private Eye) makes a decision that will change his life, and the lives of everypony who lives in the seedy heart of The Big Muffin. Part 9 of 9*.

A novel by Penny Dreadful, creator of the High Noon: Applejack series.
*Due to legal reasons, parts 1 through 8 of Here's Looking at You Spike cannot be bought, sold, or read within the borders of Equestria, Earth, or nearby countries. No refunds.


Cover modified from this picture. This story was written as part of a writing prompt for Bean's Writing Group.

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The Dazzlings are old. Really old. It's very likely they've gone on many adventures and done many different things in their thousand-years trapped in the human world.

For Aria, a family might well be one of them.


Written for the May Pairings Contest 2022!

Thanks for the pre-read by The Sleepless Beholder

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When a disaster occurs in Twilight and Midnight's laboratory, and a monster from beyond the stars begins to destroy reality itself, only Spike can save the day.


Part of the Anarchyverse, and Sequel to All These Midnight Days, but all you need to know for this is that EqG's Twilight Sparkle spun her inner demon self Midnight Sparkle into their own person, and the two now do science and magic as twin sisters.

Partly inspired by this song by the amazing Blanks!

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Luna forgot something on the moon. A magical artifact that even now threatens to destroy the entire lunar body! And Twilight only has a month to get there and stop it from doing just that!

Can our intrepid hero manage to create a whole space program from scratch? Perhaps with the help of her friends, the magic of friendship... and untold trillions of bits from the royal treasury... maybe she just might succeed!

Or the moon will explode. Maybe.

Story written as a prompt for Bean's Writing Group!

Cover art from this hilarious video.

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Twilight and Celestia are enjoying a lovely tea party when somepony from Celestia's past arrives.

G1 was kind of nuts, wasn't it?

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Princess Twilight has heard about the concept of static, or White Noise, being the “background sound of the universe” from Sunset Shimmer, and now wishes to share this fascinating experience with the students of Miss Cheerilee’s class.

Gods help them all.

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The holidays are meant to be a time of holly jolly fun, spending time with friends and family, and celebrating the magic of friendship. You usually couldn't pay most ponies to take a work shift on Hearth's Warming. Redheart, of course, loves the Hearth's Warming shift. It's her favorite time of year, and she can spend it with the only friends and family she has: her patients.

But this particular Hearth's Warming might be different.

Written for NeirdaE for Jinglemas 2021

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"Get in the sleigh, Derpy. We're saving Hearth's Warming!"

A poem, in blatant theft loving memory of Clement Clarke Moore.


A gift for Dreams of Ponies, for the Reviewer Mansion's Secret Santa Event.

Cover-art by the wonderful Swordtune

Now with a Reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

And another fine reading by Rainbow Infinity!

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This story is a sequel to Anarchy: Pony of Chaos


Part of the Anarchyverse.


Anarchy and her friends are ready for their first real Nightmare Night together, and the stars have aligned to make this one of the most memorable Nightmare Nights in Ponyville history.

Now, whether or not it turns out to be the last Nightmare Night in Ponyville history remains to be seen. But between three of Discord and Fluttershy's children cutting loose, one batpony defying millennia of his tribe's traditions, one scared Cozy Glow dealing with her past, one former Changeling Queen out for sugary treats, and a magical duel between Starswirl, Trixie Lulamoon, and Grogar himself...

Yeah. Ponyville might be in trouble.

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Sunset Shimmer hangs out around the Wondercolt statue with her dear friends, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash. They await the arrival of one Starswirl the Bearded to aide them in recovering and safeguarding magical mysteries he once left behind in their world.

Some mysteries of which he's only just now discovering for himself, however.


Part of the Anarchyverse. A sequel to All These Midnight Days, but you can read this without it.

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