After the explosion of the Citadel, many portals opened all over the scarred surface of Earth. Few cause any trouble, and many go unnoticed - what little habitable areas of the planet remain are too busy being a battleground for Rebel and Combine forces. Anon, the ever-dillegent Metrocop that he is, fails to notice one appearing as he scrambles to respond to the Anticitizen threat. Guess where he ends up.

You awake with a head-splitting migraine, the chilling wind singing in your ears. What little heat still remains slowly seeps out of your body as the crystalline pavement beneath you leeches onto you like a changeling. The City is deathly quiet, the atmosphere hauntingly similar to that of Sombra's tyrannical reign.

Memories flash through your mind's eye, and suddenly everything is clear. You are Captain of the Crystal Guard, and you will see to it that your people are safe.

Hoofsteps echo across the barren streets, a gaggle of guards galloping towards you, eyes wide, they stand at rapt attention.

There is much work to be done.

When the lost city returned to the face of the world, some were awed, others stupefied, and some... some were horrified.

And yet, all of them carried a single question: What happened to the Crystal Empire when it disappeared?

Arc I, Survival: Chapter 1—???

Anon's been married to Celestia for a good few years now, the pair having moved out of the Castle after the two sisters retired. Life is calm and peaceful, his loving, beautiful, biblically accurate angel at his side....

What was that last part again?

No historical records exist of those few hours of interregnum, when the two Sisters fought for dominance. As the world's fate was hanging in precarious balance, uncountable lives were wiped off its face, grains of sand carried away by the tidal wave of darkness.

Nopony remembers how one brave pony faced evil during the period commonly reffered to as Nightless Night.

My entry to the 1000 words contest.

This story is a sequel to Motion

Anon and Celestia go to their first lesson in potion brewing. All the while, Anon has to juggle keeping his new interest a secret, and coming to terms with his feelings towards the mare. The big question is: when will he ask her out?

"On behalf of Management, the following contract bestows upon The Company the indelible right to prospect Eqqus in its entirety, granting you the role of an intermediary between Deep Rock Galactic, and planetary governmental bodies.

In return, DRG offers its technological support, coupled with monetary compensation equal to any complications that may, or may not, occur as a result of our ongoing operations.

Management discourages investigation and/or disruption of our planetary operations, which may, or may not, result in bodily injury and/or death of interlopers."

Here’s my, admittedly silly, entry to that dialogue contest.

This story is a sequel to What Doesn't Kill You

Anon, fed up with being a handyman for the town, searches for his calling in life. And despite Twilight's assurances that he has no magic, Anon discovers avenues he's yet to explore.

If only he wasn't such an asshole.

This story is a sequel to A Heart to Heart

In the middle of a party held in honor of the one and only Anonymous, Princess Celestia notices that the man of the hour is missing. Worried for her little human, she finds him sitting on the curb, alone.

Quite inebriated, Anon let's Celestia in on a secret, one that can be quite self-destructive.

It seems, another heart to heart is in order.

The second week of Anon's impromptu displacement had gone reasonably well. The quaint folk of Ponyville have taken him in as well they could, considering his origins and uncommon physique. The local Goddess' of day and night bequeathed him a place to call his own (a bit of a fixer-upper, but he'll manage), and even granted him citizenship!

So why does he feel so conflicted? As the young man struggles to get his emotions under control, said horse Goddess butts in to keep him company.

He really doesn't mind.

What was supposed to be a friendly visit for Twilight to discuss her doubts about her last descision, turns into a wild goose chase as a ruthless monster ravages the Capital.

Will the combined force of Twilight and Celestia be enough to stop it?

Could something be learned from the whole ordeal?

Crossover with one of my favourite games, Dishonored. Takes place after the second installment of the series.