I have accomplished my halfway point of my goal and am now a halfway decent writer. Thank you to all the friends and fans who support me.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

"Everything is the Omniverse. Everything is canon."- SlouchyFall: Artist/Animator, Black Brony, and Earth Pony Enthusiast.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Yep, definitely not him.

I'll tell you in the car.

I read stories, and write reviews.

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

You Lost The Game

I write about griffs. (♀ | Timezone: UTC + 1 | Discord)

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

Just a pone who likes to write about other pones in compromising situations ranging from sexy to deadly and everywhere in between. https://ko-fi.com/scarletribbon

Pretend I'm mysterious and deep please. DERPI-LINKVALIDATION-B16675D885

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Vector review

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

I ignore (almost) everything that happened after season 6.

This insanity has been going on since 2010

I actually am a scientist!

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

Horse-words writer believing in the Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, creatively crafting stories in imitation of a creatively crafting God. Consider this: Are you sure you're going to Heaven?

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)