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Admiral Biscuit


he/him

Apr
13th
2021

Mechanic: Post-Repair Diagnosis · 12:33am Yesterday

Alright, kids, grab your favorite beverage and settle in while the Admiral tells you about the best kind* of diagnosis to do!


Eh, close enough

We’re talking about the diagnosis after a repair is made. An expensive repair.

And they’re both Fords.

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Apr
7th
2021

Signal Boost: Fireproof · 12:21am April 7th

Ragos has done it again, written another fantastic entry for my Not-A-Contest!


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First we had our changeling plumber, and now it’s a kirin firefighter.

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Apr
1st
2021

Contest Signal Boost: Friendship is Optimal Writing Contest · 2:59am April 1st

I know some of y’all like contests, and some of y’all might not pay attention to site-wide blog posts or various others blogging about theme, so here I am being all contractually obligated and all that!


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And there are cash prizes. Like, actual cash.

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Mar
28th
2021

Story Notes: Serrano (Como Salsa para los Tacos) & Gordon Ramsay in Equestria (Half-Baked Biscuits) · 10:20pm March 28th

Mar
25th
2021

Chapter Notes: A Kirin Walks Into a Bar · 1:33am March 25th

A Kirin walks into a bar . . . the second one ducks. . . .


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Mar
24th
2021

Signal Boost: Ground Coffee · 12:17am March 24th

Celefin wrote a new story!


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The newfangled FCEMFMW ('enhanced focus-crystal emitted magic field modulation wave', we pros call it FM, because... seriously?) is a brilliant invention meant to 'carry the magic of friendship everywhere'. Or so I'm told. It definitely carries something.

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Mar
22nd
2021

Signal Boost: Silver Sparks, Wizard for Hire · 2:48am March 22nd

Got another new entry into the Not-A-Contest from Roxylalolcat!

This one takes a slightly different approach than most of the others have.


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This one’s got a proper unicorn Magus.

ESilver Sparks - Wizard for Hire
Silver Sparks - Wizard. Lost things found, broken things fixed. Various other spells, just ask! No love potions or turning lead into gold. Yes, I do birthday parties!
Roxylalolcat · 3.7k words  ·  103  3 · 746 views

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Mar
21st
2021

Mechanic: IWEs · 2:58am March 21st

A mechanic blog post, we haven’t done one of these in a while! It’s been insanely busy at the shop; we’ve already hit our March monthly goal, in part because some people are spending their stimulus money fancying up their pickup trucks.

Which brings me to the subject of today’s blog post: IWEs. Not to be confused with IEDs, those are very different.

Who wants to learn about IWEs?

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Mar
16th
2021

Signal Boosts: Dash Stalls a 737, Reveille,The Spy Who Hugged Me · 1:05am March 16th

Who likes stories about ponies?
Who likes stories about airplanes? With ponies?


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If you answered yes, I’ve got a not-a-contest entry for you by none other than the talented Penguifyer:

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Mar
3rd
2021

Trixie Kicks a Bigot · 3:51am March 3rd

“The thing is,” he said, “gender is biological, basic science. You can just look.”

Trixie quirked an eyebrow and shifted her cape unconsciously.

“XX or XY, that’s all there is. Anything else—”

She was already trying to ignore the blowhard, and unaware of the irony. The Great and Powerful Trixie spit at biology and its curse.

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