"Oh crap, [Akouma] is right." -Bugsydor

I write what I want

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"U still need to stay on top of things like the top of the mornin' u don't stay on top of that it's gonna stay on top of u. The mornin' has real top energy."-jacksepticeye

Just a Dutch brony who's trying to write pony stories

Beloved mare.<3 <3 <3 <3 Follow me on Disord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Attention Horse

If human life is again to become tolerable, mankind must acquire two things which are at present increasingly disappearing: loving kindness and scientific impartiality. — Bertrand Russell

I always bring a sword to a gun fight...If its in close quarters

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse

The birds work bourgeoisie. Don't forget.

I know this is strange to ask, but how's an adventure sound?

we can be like they are

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos. I do commissions!

There are two lives: The life you live before you see a unicorn, and the life you live after.

Keep on burning.

I used to be relevant!

Hi, Yes I'm Queen Quake and Wandering Sunrise I like Explosions, 40K, Ponies, Anime, and Explosions....that's about it. Check me out on YouTube just search Fiaura ;)

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

It's now story time!

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado. Please consider joining my Patreon

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you seven billion to one.

The campiest of happers.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Ooooh! Butunz!

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

A furry and brony writer

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

"When the dust has cleared, and victory denied; a summit too lofty, river a little too wide. If we keep our pride, though paradise is lost, we will pay the price, but we will not count the cost."

Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity. I Timothy 4:12

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven; Want to support me?