Ooooh! Butunz!

Anywhere but here.

A furry and brony writer

I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

"The measure of a life is a measure of love and respect, so hard to earn, so easily burned. In the fullness of time, a garden to nurture and protect."

Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity. I Timothy 4:12

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven

Always late to the party.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Brony, terrible OC, attorney, bureaucrat, pseudonymous, geek, Catholic, gamer, almost-not-quite-novelist, @PFBDumpsterfire EP/writer/VA, Hoya, smartass, etc.

“I haven't found a drug yet that can get you anywhere near as high as a sitting at a desk writing, trying to imagine a story no matter how bizarre it is..." --Hunter S. Thompson.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee.

Employed layabout with not enough free time to write about horses.

“Nothing you say can shock us. We’ve dealt with the Goddamn Syeekoh.” —MagnetBolt Help support my poor life choices!

If you're reading this, then clearly you have nothing better to do. Go read a book or something.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I am fire, I am eternal life. I am FireRain.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

I'm a professional dingus.

My darker side resides here.

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Obligatory small horse related pun and/or meme.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Rescue Sunstreak at your service.

Smol green pega that writes lots of words about ponies.

It's pronounced "E-saw," and it's the Hopi word for "coyote."

Leave your headcanons at the door.

"What the Hell did I just read." --Most people Patreon is here!

Just sitting here on my fluffy reading storys.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

We're all MAD here. (Mature account of ROBCakeran53)