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"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

Dec
15th
2021

The Children of Planet Earth - Equestrian Dialogue Translations · 4:05pm Dec 15th, 2021

I've written a lot of Equestrian dialogue in this story, but never bothered to translate it in the story itself. I wanted to leave it a mystery for the reader -- and besides, from my experimentation I found in-story translations to be rather tacky. But now that it's complete (including the paper explaining the phonology, grammar, and so forth), I think it's high time to pull the curtains back and show the reader what the hell the ponies have been saying all along. I know many of you are simply

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Jun
9th
2021

With Humility and Hope · 2:32pm Jun 9th, 2021

First, I'd like to open this blogpost by reminding you that Fimfiction's development started ten years ago on this very day. Feel old yet?

That said. . . .

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Dec
30th
2020

An Open Letter · 3:03pm Dec 30th, 2020

For almost seven years, I've wanted to write a particular fanfiction. I've gravitated to similar stories, but they all have their own shortcomings. Even the classics and the most technically adept have their flaws in one specific department -- which motivates me all the more.

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Dec
7th
2020

If at First You Don't Succeed · 3:02pm Dec 7th, 2020

. . . try, try again.

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Jul
17th
2020

Try to Imagine Something That Doesn't Exist · 1:38pm Jul 17th, 2020


Something you've never seen. . . .

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Jun
6th
2020

Hey · 3:20pm Jun 6th, 2020

It's been a while.

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Jun
17th
2017

Well, I Guess That Takes Care of That · 4:32pm Jun 17th, 2017

Almost two years ago, my browser, Google Chrome, started acting up on me. No matter what I tried to access, the "He's Dead, Jim!" error kept popping up. No rhyme or reason to it.

Today, on a whim, I relaunched Chrome. . . no issues. None at all. It works flawlessly.

I'm still sticking with Vivaldi. That thing where you can group tabs together is so cool.

Good night, and good luck.

Jun
5th
2017

"Yesterday, You Said Tomorrow" or "Why I Haven't Been Writing Lately" · 2:03am Jun 5th, 2017


I am, Shia! Now shut up and let me concentrate!

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Dec
28th
2016

And to Think It All Started With a Necroed Thread · 4:07am Dec 28th, 2016

Rumors may be circulating that a user named JawJoe released a novel, one that isn't pony-related at all. Those rumors are correct.

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Dec
13th
2016

It's Been Some Time, Hasn't It? · 1:49pm Dec 13th, 2016

Today's date is 13/12/16.

The 13ᵗʰ letter of the alphabet is "M," the 12ᵗʰ letter "L," and the 16ᵗʰ letter "P."

Illuminati confirmed?

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