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Starlight is Trixie’s friend. And being Trixie’s friend means she deserves a great gift fitting of the great and powerful Trixie herself. But what gift is worthy of such a title? After much deliberation, Trixie realizes that only one gift will suffice.

Too bad it’s still the wrong gift.


Written for GoldenDoodle for Jinglemas 2023

Cover art sourced from some random show screencap on Derpibooru (it’s even got a watermark)

Thanks to Heroic412227 for looking this over.

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About nine months ago, Luna and Twilight started dating. The first couple of months were amazing. They hung out nearly daily, especially as Twilight refined her teleportation magic. They bought each other gifts, Luna specifically catching an eye on how to spot magical artifacts at antique stores. They curled up with each other at night when their schedules allowed them to, which Luna enjoyed dearly even if things hadn’t gotten super intimate yet. Their conversations were long and fascinating, even if Luna would admit that most of her interest came from her lack of knowledge of the last thousand years.

But lately, Twilight is too busy and keeps canceling all of their dates. Worried something is wrong, Luna reaches out to somepony who might be able to her.


Written for My dearest for Jinglemas 2022

Cover art by Lulubellct

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Spike’s birthday is around the corner but instead of being excited, he’s feeling down and calling himself useless. Realizing the cruel double nature of fate, Twilight enchants the comic he left lying on the couch as a gift. But the next day, they both get sucked in. And when they wake up, there are some POWs that need to be rescued.

MLP X Ace Combat 5


I started this last summer. After having probably the worst year of my life, I’m happy to finally release this and let it go.

Proofread by Coppergears.

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This story is a sequel to The Cab Ride and a Night Train


When Feather thought about it, his date was right. If all he did with his poetry was seduce mares, then what was it really worth? Something about this bothered him to his very core, uprooting everything he knew about himself. Desperate, he heads out to the streets of Ponyville and stumbles upon a concert at the local theater.


An almost late entry into the May Pairing Contest. Although it is a sequel, reading A Cab Ride and a Night Train is not necessary.

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Daniel, a disciplined member of the secret service, is stuck with one of those jobs. You know, the one where he has to watch over some secondary personnel when his buddies are hitting it big protecting alien royalty itself, especially when one of his is jealous of her friend and keeps pouting about it. Regardless, he occupies the annoying Rainbow Dash as best he can. Well, until a yellow silicon mask falls from the ceiling and the flight takes a turn for the worse.

And when the pilots pass out, someone’s gotta fly the plane.


Finally, a new entry into the 24-hour fics shelf. It’s not a true 24-hour fic again, but it’s close enough for me to include it among the list.

Rated T for a decent amount of profanity.

Proofread by LordJanitor, shalrath, and TheManFromAnotherTime.

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Despite an increase in revolts and resistance, Daybreaker rules Equestria with an iron hoof. But for some reason, this granny on an apple orchard keeps subverting her rule and convincing guards to leave the farm unharmed. Daybreaker might have to show up and deal with this herself.


This was written for HttpLotorius as a part of Jinglemas 2020! For more information about Jinglemas, checkout our group! I had way too much fun writing this.

Proofread by TheMajorTechie

Cover art by Drakizora

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When Octavia thought about it, all classical music sounded the same. However, when she composes a piece pushing the boundaries of music, her composition is bashed by the critics. After seeing an article in the paper, Octavia travels to New York City in 1978 seeking inspiration. Her answer comes not from the concert halls or academics, but rather from a cab ride.


Proofread by TheMajorTechie

Cover art from Grivous

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Lightning Dust has hit rock bottom, drunk at a bar and complaining about her. After being carried home, her mom suggests something to her no self-proclaimed greatest flyer in Equestria would ever stoop to. Desperate, she might do it anyway.


Proofread by iAmSiNnEr

Narcotics tag for drunk Lightning Dust.

Cover art by Puetsua. Source.

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“OIII Josuke! I used Za Hando to erase the barriers between dimensions and now I’m a pony! Isn’t that wacky, Josuke?”

Yes, it is. Too bad Okuyasu pulled something else through too.


HapHazred made a joke of this a few weeks ago in the Writers Group forums. I turned it into a story.

Takes place sometime before the ending sequence of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable.

Expect about 2-3 chapters.

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Job was as good of a Christian as any high school junior could be. He attended church on Sundays, he read the Bible, he avoided drugs and sex, and he participated in his church’s youth group regularly. So when his youth minister asked him about doing some volunteer work at the nearby New Foal Institution, he jumped on board, although with a few hesitations.


I’m not really into TCB, but this idea refused to leave my head. Man, I wish I didn’t flub publishing this. Then again, what is done can’t be undone. Although I consider this a complete story, I might add a chapter or two every once in a while.

Proofread by Admiral Biscuit

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