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Paroli nur unu lingvon estas uzi nur unu koloron de farbo. La lingvo de amikeco ne estas vortoj, sed signifoj.

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Total Words: 154,736
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By error, Luna once was whiskt away
To endless sandy dunes to roam astray;
She met some other beings on her path
Whilst breaking free, for there she could not stay.


Coverart by flamevulture17. Preread by Shinzakura.

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Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns is out for a summer break. To keep her studies in check, and to keep herself busy while staying in from the rain, Twilight decides to do some light summer reading.

Now Twilight has to help eleven girls in the cosmos contain something that threatens to collapse the universe back into nothingness.

Things could've gone better.


Preread by flyer (not on Fimfiction).

Dedicated to Lauren Faust, who originally pitched her Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls to Hasbro before being asked instead to retool My Little Pony -- which became Friendship is Magic, the show we all know and love today.

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In 2025, Hasbro Biotech introduced a new product -- the Hassenfeld Pony -- genetically-engineered horses made to look and act like the characters of an obscure show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Despite the high asking prices and the ethical questions surrounding them, they took the world by storm. Thousands of households in America, and tens of thousands more overseas, soon had one of their own.

These are some of their stories.


Coverart by Gryphon BBQ (not on Fimfiction). Preread by Ghuntz.

Inspried by the Hassenfeld Pony threads on /mlp/.

Featured on 7-10 June 2020.

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Starlight Glimmer has been reformed by Twilight Sparkle. But Twilight Sparkle, at some point afterward, travels through the mirror to assist Sunset Shimmer in some manner or other, only to find her true human counterpart.

Now, obviously, something has to have happened between these two events, like a bridge connecting two points. But what, exactly?


Random bit of headcanon; feel free to reject this.

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According to an old law, Celestia and Luna must spend at least one day off from their usual duties. Celestia, caught off-guard initially, having forgotten of such a law, must find a way to occupy her time.


Coverart by Yakovlev-vad (not on Fimfiction). Title idea from here.


Part of my Hiatusbuster project. See here for more details.

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Upon losing a bet with Rainbow Dash, per their agreement, Fluttershy must camp for one night in the Everfree Forest.


Coverart by Masserey (not on Fimfiction).

Written for knighty's birthday.

Inspired by this song.

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This story is a sequel to Happiness is a Warm Pony


As you pull it out of the box, you see that there's a design of a pony-- a mare-- printed on either side. She's blue-"furred", with a lilac mane and tail, falling down her back in waves. She stared up at the ceiling with blue-iris eyes. Then you realize it. An image of a mare-- sewn into a pillow-- one as tall as you are. Of course. This is a dakimakura. And a darn well-made one at that; the pony printed on its faces is amazingly lifelike.

Then it speaks.


Coverart by Badumsquish (not on Fimfiction).

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Michæl Rosen is invited to be a guest speaker at the Ponyville schoolhouse. The story he tells to the fillies and colts is-- well, unusual.


Written for Michæl Rosen's 70ᵗʰ birthday (7 May 2016). Happy birthday, buddy!

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When Twilight discovers in the Canterlot Archives that a seventh Element of Harmony exists, this raises a few questions:

1: What quality is this seventh Element?
2: Where is the seventh Element?
3: Who represents the seventh Element?

The answers to these can be found at the source of the Elements itself-- the Tree of Harmony.


Written as an entry to Rage Review's "F███ This Prompt" #7. It did not win. Downvote as needed.

Big thanks to sunnypack for reading this over on Google Docs and making me feel like a fool.

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In the three months you, Anon E. Mous, have been in Equestria, no other pony you know is as unique as Ginger-Bread.

Besides her unfailing companionship, when most other ponies would avoid you, out of fear, or of paranoia, she also likes to snuggle up with you late at night, with her heating-elements keeping you warm, and your arms wrapped around her body, making for a pleasant night of comfort for the two of you.

Oh, and she makes toast.


Coverart by Badumsquish (not on Fimfiction), and approved by Obselescence.

Dedicated to anyone who is spending Valentine's Day alone.

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