"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Too much to write; too little time

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Editor for Clopficsinthecomments and Prereader for Firesight. I love Bat Ponies. Eeee!

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Auf Wiedersehen, fuckboi

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

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