When life is a stage, every breath is a performance

Here for a limited-edition run sponsored by folks like you and the Coca-Cola Corporation.

Just your average Etymologically Correct Filly that equally adores cutesy and/or dramatic romance, as well as horrifying, grimdark tragedies. And any mix of those!

Literally dead inside and out, but that's okay.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

O.F.P.