Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

Published Science Fiction Author and MLP G4 fanfiction writer. Like my work? Buy me a cuppa joe or visit my patreon!

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

Pretend I'm mysterious and deep please. DERPI-LINKVALIDATION-B16675D885

A man with more ambition than he will ever have time.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Call me Ashley or Twilight, She/Her, It/Its. My Mastodon & Ko-fi.

I like to see folks smile!

te amo como la luna al sol, cuando no estas ahí brillo por ti

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

A stray goat that sometimes writes about horses

The sorrel mare who lives for you. 🐎 Sergeant Reckless, 1948 - 2023

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

making silly comics @ horsewizardart.tumblr.com

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

strange things are ahoof

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

I like mares and stories about mares.

We've been making butter since 1945, and we've been accepting all people since the last four months.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

It's hippy bullshit, but it's true!

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

cereal ♡ 22 ♡ any pns ♡ twitter/tumblr: @poggerspie ♡ it's just me and my chicken bag against the world

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Moose lips sink ships!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Awkward.

loves tiaras.

Not very active here anymore.

Scy Storm here. Long time fanfiction writer, now writing MLP stories. Chat moderator for FIMFiction. 2-time enshrinee on Equestria Daily, 3-time on Canterlot's Finest.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

The original Sunburst!

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

Are you not entertained?

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,