• Member Since 4th May, 2013
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On the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Vs. Cynicism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon page.)


  • Registered: May 4th, 2013

Stories ( 162 )

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  • EBitter/Sweet
    On the night Equestria's very first chocolate shop closes its doors for the last time, its oldest customer returns to make one final purchase.
    Estee · 9.7k words  ·  801  7 · 5.6k views
  • TNaked Lunch
    Do you know what Canterlot really needs to make the city complete? A big, bright, well-lit butcher shop.
    Estee · 22k words  ·  720  8 · 10k views
  • E100% Move = 50% Fire
    For some reason, Twilight never got around to emptying her old Canterlot residence, and the Archives are fed up. She has until sunset to pack and leave. And for the first time in her life, she doesn't seem to be paying attention to the deadline.
    Estee · 10k words  ·  1,218  18 · 12k views
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  • EOne Tenth-Bit
    Anything is a crime for those willing to see through distorted lenses -- including actions which lead to generosity. An accusation has been made against Rarity by Barneigh's Exclusive Garments And Saddlebags. And no defense will be listened to
    Estee · 9.7k words  ·  999  15 · 12k views
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