Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

Just your average Etymologically Correct Filly that equally adores cutesy and/or dramatic romance, as well as horrifying, grimdark tragedies. And any mix of those!

Creating prose through the power of majestic facial hair (Hey/Dude)

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Ko-Fi.

Licensed Real Estate Agent & Notary Public. I also really love magical girls.

Hi. My name is Tale Spinner, and I like to read about adorable ponies doing adorable things.

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

For reviews see pinned blogpost - 🇭🇺 - "Kicsit zöld, kicsit chanszökevény, de a miénk."

Thus sayeth the ʟᴏʀᴅ: All-Star, over easy, sausage, raisin toast, scattered-smothered-covered, double pecan, coffee, no cream and no sugar.