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"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist

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Deep, deep below the city of Canterlot, the facility has slept for hundreds of years. There was never a reason for someone to go there. But now, Twilight has agreed to take Celestia's place as the one who shall carry things out should the worst happen. And that means she must be made aware of the procedures she will need to go through. It's for the good of Equestria, and the whole world, after all.

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Alicorn physiology is a fascinating thing. Their manes and tails, in particular, at least those of the most powerful ones, have a tendency to float and billow on their own, as a result of the intense magic present in their bodies. This same magic has, however, very different effects on other, less visible parts of their bodies. Effects that, unfortunately, Twilight had not been made aware of before she had to use such powers. She was not particularly happy about that.


This story is 100% Wintermist's fault.


1908305 on Derpibooru for the cover art, NSFW in case the fact that I didn't link to it directly didn't give it away.

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Sunset was simply curious, at first, and it really hadn't been anything more than a way to start the conversation. Twilight's reaction, though, had definitely piqued, and she wasn't going to let the matter slide away so easily now that things had turned out like that. Though she certainly didn't expect such a coincidence.

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This story is a sequel to Celestia is still a Spider and Chrysalis hasn't been Informed


The day prophesied to be that of Sombra's return is nearing. The Cutie Map has sent Twilight and Rarity on a mission to Canterlot, and the two can't seem to find the problem. A mysterious force lurks in the background, trying to stop the purple alicorn. Time is quickly running out, and Rarity is the only one who can figure out what's happening and put a stop to it before it's too late,

Also, Celestia is a giant spider, but when you look at it that fact isn't really all that important in the scheme of things.

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This story is a sequel to Celestia is still a Spider and Chrysalis hasn't been Informed


Celestia is a spider. That is the one truth, the one irrefutable principle that rules over Equestria. Society, as it is known to modern ponykind, is built and shaped by this and this alone. No one, not a single pony or creature, dares challenge the notion that she who moves the Sun has eight legs, six eyes, two fangs, and is in fact a giant spider. For it is the truth, and everyone knows it.


Russian translation by MLPMihail.

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Headless Pony Expresses His Opinions
Local princess is outraged by the fact

"It's nonsense," the Princess states, "he can't think, how is he allowed to have an opinion?"
After numerous editorials published on The Broken Knot, the headless author seems to have incurred the wrath of Ponyville's local purple alicorn. She claims he cannot form an opinion, being a being deprived of a brain and therefore incapable of thought, and that the statements made in his articles are always wrong, and often-times harmful. No official response has come yet. <full story inside>

In this number:

  • Spiders: Helpful Arachnids or Mind-Controlling Extra-dimensional Invaders?
  • Robots From The Future Announce The Singularity Is Near; Collapse of Society Imminent
  • Exclusive: Interview With God Herself on Page 9
  • Author Completely Loses His Mind, Writes About Stairs

Due to unforeseen complications, this issue will not contain the Sports section. We hope our readers will understand.

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They would keep up their pointless fight, and he would keep watching, without intervening. It was a pointless fight, he knew that. He should have just ignored them altogether, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. At the very least, she was still there, so he wasn't alone anymore.

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This story is a sequel to Uncongenealogy


Having finally regained her memories of Apple Bloom's true origins, Luna decided that, in the interest of all of Equestria, action had to immediately be taken to prevent the potentially catastrophic consequences of the filly's secret nature.

So she called the six bearers of the Elements of Harmony, along with her daughter, to Canterlot, so that they could rid the filly of the dark magical essence within her.

It did not go well. Not in the least.

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Apple Bloom was starting to get suspicious. No pictures of her with her parents, no stories about it, no flashbacks where she appeared together with them. So she took matters into her own hooves, and had some tests done in secret, with Twilight's help, to determine her actual relation with her supposed family.

The results were... certainly unexpected. Interesting, to say the least. Absolutely devoid of any logical sense, more appropriately.

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Sunset was tired. Walking through the snow, the wind howling in her face, the ice biting on her skin. And she was alone. Alone as she'd ever been.

But there, in the woods, just outside the school, she knew there was someone she could turn to. Her only true remaining friend, in all likelihood. Someone she'd known for a long time, who would be willing to listen to her problems.

And so she walked on.

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