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Equimorto


"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

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"Starlight?"

Starlight just slightly looked up from her newspaper. "Yeah?"

Sunburst adjusted his glasses to buy some time before speaking again. "How come you only keep alcohol around when Trixie's not here?"

Starlight went back to reading. "Learned it the hard way after attending one of her shows. That mare cannot rein herself in when drinking is involved."

"Ah." Sunburst noticed the blonde tail of the local postmare passing by the window, and prepared to head out to check. "Does she get difficult?"

"Worse, Sun'." Starlight took hold of her coffee, and had a sip while staring into the distance. "She gets thriftless."


An entry into the 2nd A Thousand Words contest, under the "Comedy" category.

Cover art and prereading courtesy of Reviewfilly.

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Comments ( 6 )

Too late, Starlight. Trixie already raided that treasure trove.

Oh dear, poor Starlight.

At least Twilight will have an explanation for where all those toothbrushes go hahaha

"Life," Trixie enunciated, letting the word linger in the air with what in her mind was all the gravitas of a general giving a rousing speech before a battle. It was actually closer to a soldier gargling his last breath in a puddle of mud, mostly on account of how slurred her voice had gotten around the third bottle of red wine.

very Trixie yes

The stallion stared dead ahead, his expression infused with all the intelligence of a dog begging its owner to play fetch with the knife held in their grasp. "Are you going to continue that or?" he asked, the still surviving shreds of his lucidity looking to his last stable thoughts for purchase in the wreckage of his drunken mind.

such a poetic way to describe being sloshed out of one’s gourd

Trixie took the silence as a yes. It was a step up from her habit of taking no as a yes.

that is indeed a step up!

"You and your stupid magic tricks and your light blue coat and your beautiful silver mane and your deep, wonderful eyes and-"

well uh, that got weird at the end there!

The mare stared, clearly just sober enough to contemplate how too drunk she was still. "What the hay does that mean?" her tongue asked, without consulting her first.

i must admit i do not understand what she meant by that myself

"It means there's a lot of ponies who'd pay a lot of money to have something that touched an alicorn's mouth."

no i understand that part!

"I am your conscience, Trixie," the vision said gravely. "You should cease drowning your sorrows in earthly vices and instead- Uh!" The vision spotted Trixie's undrunk glass of wine on the counter and downed it, then sat down and motioned the bartender for a refill.

and that just raises further questions!

Trixie blinked at the ceiling, where she thought the voice had come from. "I actually can't remember." And she slid a new bottle out of her hat.

oof, Trixie’s gonna regret this in the morning. thanks for writing!

Oh, Trixie. All the fun of drunken bender with none of the expense or liver damage. Two of the letters falling over in the cover art is a lovely touch, and arguably a bit of foreshadowing. Thank you for this.

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